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matt 🦖 @bigbadbick.bsky.social · 7h

Playing through Leda’s storyline first in Fire Emblem because I support women’s wrongs.

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matt 🦖 @bigbadbick.bsky.social · 16h

Is there a stronger term then "nightmare blunt rotation"?

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matt 🦖 @bigbadbick.bsky.social · 20h

For some reason they made a sequel to Violent Night and I don't think that was at all necessary, but unfortunately, they cast Jared Harris as the villain, so I have no choice but to watch it at some point.

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matt 🦖 @bigbadbick.bsky.social · 20h

After rigorous scientific testing, I can only conclude that the Blue Jays' horrible season was the result of those Michael Cera Rogers commercials.

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matt 🦖 @bigbadbick.bsky.social · 21h

We, as a society, need to abolish the MBA.

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matt 🦖 @bigbadbick.bsky.social · 21h

We need to bring back calling people a bozo when they're being a fucking bozo.

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matt 🦖 @bigbadbick.bsky.social · 21h

I don't live in a country where Liberty Mutual is available and I don't even really know what it is, yet I am still cursed with the knowledge that this stupid Liberty Biberty thing exists. Thanks, America.

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matt 🦖 @bigbadbick.bsky.social · 22h

Other Comics: Three panels of text? I have places to be today, guys, speed it up! Swan Boy: Three panels of text? A sumptuous feast, m'lord, fit for the most magnificent of kings, to be sure, but graciously shared with us common folk nonetheless.

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Jeff Koch Art @jkart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Almost spooky season. One of ten vampire portraits (10 more in the works) available in my shop. Help me grow the Patreon! :) www.patreon.com/cw/JeffKochArt #vampire #ttrpg #Patreon

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matt 🦖 @bigbadbick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Well, yeah, presumably it's in orbit around Saturn.

One of Saturn's Moons Could Support Life -- And It Might Be Easy to Find

Nautilus

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matt 🦖 @bigbadbick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Hey, so how does everyone deal with the daily onset of the 3pm Weeping Despair?

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matt 🦖 @bigbadbick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Clocking in for my shift at the getting more irritated factory.

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matt 🦖 @bigbadbick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This man does NOT speak for the rest of us men who are unfortunately and inexplicably shaped like that one Rob Liefeld drawing of Captain America.

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matt 🦖 @bigbadbick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I’d call him a pig, but that would be grossly unfair to pigs.

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matt 🦖 @bigbadbick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Work from home days are the best because I get to sit here and scritch my kitty cat's fluffy little tummy all day long.

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matt 🦖 @bigbadbick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

What's great about FromSoft games is they'll have all this deeply considered lore and then sometimes there's just a giant tortoise wearing a pope's mitre who has his own deeply considered lore.

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matt 🦖 @bigbadbick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

We all saw Noel get a second date and cheered him for not fumbling it, but what my post presupposes is what if he just hasn't fumbled it YET?

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matt 🦖 @bigbadbick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"The Great Awokening is over" because someone at a regional newspaper wrote an article about some annoying, hyper local drama designed specifically to piss people off and got exactly the result they wanted.

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matt 🦖 @bigbadbick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I have very normal tastes 🤷🏻‍♂️

My 9 games:

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Bloodborne
Pokémon Silver
Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age
Halo 2
Life is Strange
Night in the Woods
Resident Evil 4
Alan Wake

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matt 🦖 @bigbadbick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It’s really funny when they give Wolverine a katana, like all he was missing was another blade somehow.

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matt 🦖 @bigbadbick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

At the Merovingian's Chateau for a soiree and of course he's serving everyone the cake that makes you cum.

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matt 🦖 @bigbadbick.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Infuriating that THIS is what it takes, but I think there's a pretty good chance that record high gas prices are going to be what finally takes Trump down.

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matt 🦖 @bigbadbick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

As a weird, sad person nobody likes, it's impossible for me not to sympathize with Rachel McAdams in Send Help.

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matt 🦖 @bigbadbick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This is kind of unfair to Gul Dukat.

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matt 🦖 @bigbadbick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Hell of a way to say “Danielle Smith seen in public.”

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matt 🦖 @bigbadbick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Kinda wish we had one of those wild west Wal-Marts you see sometimes that still have one random PS2 game for sale or something.

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matt 🦖 @bigbadbick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This is gonna be one of those games where I play like 20 minutes and decide “That’s enough progress.”

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matt 🦖 @bigbadbick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Goddamn I’m so sick of this loser.

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matt 🦖 @bigbadbick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Just now learning that Okami is a pun.

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matt 🦖 @bigbadbick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Shout out to Shoppers Drug Mart for making their flu shot website fucking unusable.

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matt 🦖 @bigbadbick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Love for my boss to tell me "you can't make a joke about that in your newsletter but can you please make a joke about this much less funny subject later on." Like sure man, that's how it works.

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matt 🦖 @bigbadbick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The reason interviewers get mad if you bring an iced coffee to an interview is that it robs them of the chance to offer you a coffee or tea and then use your answer as an arbitrary test of character.

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matt 🦖 @bigbadbick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Me, every time I fire up a Silent Hill game: Wait, do I actually like this?

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matt 🦖 @bigbadbick.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Now, more than ever, I believe I could be trusted with the power of the Death Note.

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matt 🦖 @bigbadbick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

One thing that conclusively sucks ass about modern politics is how frequently straight up conservative guys just end up in charge of ostensibly liberal or left leaning political parties. Thanks Overton Window shift!

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matt 🦖 @bigbadbick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

So like is getting kicked in the head by a horse a prerequisite for getting chosen to participate in one of these things, or what?

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matt 🦖 @bigbadbick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Furnace is currently making a pulsing sound in the exact cadence and tone of Zach Cregger chanting “Calm down! Just calm down!” in the WKUK Lincoln sketch.

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matt 🦖 @bigbadbick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

You ever read a series of words and start to think maybe written language was a mistake?

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matt 🦖 @bigbadbick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I am being insanely stupid with money right now (can't stop buying new video games I don't have time for).

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matt 🦖 @bigbadbick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It rules that we're all just living at the whim of these giant, inscrutable corporations who can decide to destroy your livelihood with no explanation whenever they like.

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matt 🦖 @bigbadbick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Sure, on the one hand, the Blue Jays not making the playoffs is demoralizing.

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matt 🦖 @bigbadbick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

*reading the alt text and stroking my beard thoughtfully* Of course, of course. It all makes sense now...

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matt 🦖 @bigbadbick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Why did I play two hours of Kingdom Hearts last night? I've bought so many games over the last two weeks.

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matt 🦖 @bigbadbick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The notion of Gilbert Gottfried having to record lines about Heartless and Keyblades is very funny.

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matt 🦖 @bigbadbick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I think the thing that gets Kingdom Hearts a pass when it comes to being an exercise in Disney brand-extension is that the overall story is such batshit lunacy, it's honestly probably a little damaging to the Disney brand.

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matt 🦖 @bigbadbick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Scorching hot take incoming: Some aspects of the first Kingdom Hearts game have not aged especially well.

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matt 🦖 @bigbadbick.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I wonder if the slow-ass cinematic walking sections a bunch of these games do is like a rendering trick of some kind.

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matt 🦖 @bigbadbick.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Sorry, but the Boston Globe article was designed in a lab to piss everyone off and encourage bad faith responses from every conceivable side.

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