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Mia Tulpa

@diesel-flowers.bsky.social
449 followers 347 following 1.6K posts

(She/her) T-girl in her twenties. MDNI 18+ #efc

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Mia Tulpa @diesel-flowers.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Jay-z is the Booker T. Washington of rap
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onion person @junlper.beer · 07/10/2026
free palestine
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Ghost Planet @ghostplanet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Drunk and Tired Bugs Bunny from Carrotblanca
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Samit Sarkar @samitsarkar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"If you look at the population of — well, all people in cities, particularly people who come to cities from elsewhere, but particularly homeless and other vulnerable people in cities [...] a pretty large chunk of those people who end up in cities were failed in some other parts of this country."
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Never ask a man his salary, a woman her age, or a bell for whom it tolls
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ivory @ioletsgo.gay · 07/10/2026
I always felt like The Farlands made a lot more sense for a Minecraft "Edge Of The World" than the World Border
The FarlandsThe Minecraft Worldborder
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onion person @junlper.beer · 06/10/2026
one of the deepest sicknesses in the world are the people who feel personally attacked over other people getting the same rights as them
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Mia Tulpa @diesel-flowers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I wanna have hands so nice that yoshikage kira would kill me for them
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Three panel comic. An upset young woman sits at an outdoor cafe table. She says earnestly to her boyfriend, “it’s like you don’t even listen to me anymore…” Panel 2: Her boyfriend, sitting across from her at the table, is making a strained, distracted expression. He says, “babe, I’m sorry— I just—“ Panel 3: he continues, “there is something so insane behind you right now. Behind his annoyed-looking girlfriend, there is a monkey in sunglasses and a backwards cap sitting side-saddle on a parked motorbike.
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Mia Tulpa @diesel-flowers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I just saw a man with Miss Piggy as his screensaver. What an icon
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hard to imagine what that would be like
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
LMAOOOOOO
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
need this shirt so bad
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onion person @junlper.beer · 29/09/2026
from what i can gather, tech CEOs greatest ambitions started at "cure all cancer" and is now to give everyone their own secretary
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mcc @dryad.technology · 25/09/2026
Why is billionaire-owned media suddenly coming all at once with pieces against drinking fluids. What is this manufacturing consent for. Is it building toward something. Should I be afraid
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You don’t need to make drinking water a part-time job since too much of it doesn’t have any real health benefit. @washingtonpost.com‬
Is asking someone to leave the beverages at home for an interview as fussy as reminding a lady to wear pantyhose or a gentleman to ask before lighting a cigarette?

We assembled a team of Post staffers across the newsroom — and commenters — to find out:
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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
IF YOU SEE THIS CLOSE THE TAB IMMEDIATELY this is a trick to install malware on your machine. it is not a real captcha system.
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normal sara @sarasocial.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
started thinking about this again randomly while washing dishes like 6 hours ago and it hasn't left my mind since then
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We need to make becoming a lobbyist an easier career path before this gets any further out of hand
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
we have control mechanisms for this. it's called The Law. these guys should be held personally liable for these harms. the suicides, the thefts, the intrusions into computer systems. they should be sued and prosecuted as appropriate. problem immediately solved
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wifeguy Fawkes
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ceej @ceej.online · 24/09/2026
impeach them all. fuck em. why should they get to fly around on our dime and hurt people? “they’ll never actually removed from office” who gives a shit? I want them miserable every day for the rest of the term. I hope they have nightmares. air their dirty laundry. make em sweat
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Unironically the ruling class are just trying to recreate feudalism using AI. This is just "the peasants don't need to learn how to read or write when in reality the only skill they do need is knowing how to work the field. They have priests to rely on if they for whatever reason ever need to read"
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: news broadcast of a Chimpanzee in a suit walking to the podium of a White House briefing. Text at the bottom reads: “PRESIDENT CHIMPSKY TO MAKE STATEMENT ON TERRORIST ATTACK” Panel 2: president Chimpsky signs to the camera, “Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you.”
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jordan! @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay · 17/09/2026
Warren buffet saying freak the fuck our and panic sell everything right now it's fucking over
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Bullwark @bullwark.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The only constant on this website is moderations undying resentment that a community that they feel is inferior to them are some of the most influential and respected people on their poorly coded website
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Danny Page @danny.page · 17/09/2026
God bless @atherton.bsky.social for this succinct wisdom
Kelsey D. Atherton - tweet from 2019

Oh, you're experiencing a structural problem? Have you ever considered trying different personal choices instead?
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
weirdest thing about Trump is he’s gay (Mamdani, ‘big strong guys,’ etc) but also a straight pedophile on the side. He’s like the opposite of an Ancient Greek
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Nuclear Bunker Ant @vapornoir.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ahem -taps the sign-
You should feel safe on planes not because the crew and pilot are experts but because everyone who works in aviation wants to fuck these things and every plane that crashes is a wife that dies
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a classroom of young students are sitting at their desks. The teacher responds to a question from a crustacean sitting in the back row, “No… a Japanese spider crab can’t run for office.” Panel 2: the spider crab is hard at work, leafing through a pile of books in a dimly lit library. Panel 3: the spider crab stands proudly at a podium in front of a crowd; behind him is the American Flag. People in the crowd are excitedly cheering, video recording the crab on their phones, and holding a flag that reads: YES WE CRAB.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Tweet from Ray (@SirEviscerate):

You sneak into my office and see a ship in a bottle. Looking closer, you see tiny crewmembers screaming for help. I'm suddenly behind you.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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It's remarkable how many times i've seen a Professional Take Haver on the internet go insane as a result of online criticism that starts off unreasonable but becomes increasingly more reasonable as it makes them lose their mind
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Taylor Lorenz @TaylorLorenz
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You gotta just not care. I think so many people allow a small and vocal audience to shape what they say and do bc being intellectually honest and consistent in your beliefs is costly. But at the end of the day why have a platform if you won't stick to your guns
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Girl this tweet is literally about you
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 22/09/2026
gavin newsom you will NOT be president. you will fade into obscurity. you will be cursed to always have a rock in your shoe. your bed will never be truly cozy. your pasta will never be al dente.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
How it started how it's going
@probablyalissa 5 days ago
Ed Sheeran is no longer my favorite Pokemon

@probablyalissa 19 days ago
Ed Sheeran is my favorite Pokemon
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BOOles @awawa.pics · 20/09/2026
ed sheeran ukelele apology
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Haunter @holybible.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Dysphoric dracula be like i vish i vas a vhreal wöman
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
it’s batman day
a tweet by me from 1/6/2018 11:03 AM that became a meme apparently 

ROBIN: the batmobile won’t start
BATMAN: check the battery 
ROBIN: what’s a tery
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ideally i would love to support minority rights but in this case the minority in question is a minority of the population, so it just isn't worth it, mathematically speaking
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We got rid of the big sword that was dangling over my throne so I can reign in peace. Not sure why that was there in the first place, seemed dangerous
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Logging off the zoom meeting
john brown
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Cheez 🖤 comms closed! @ricecakehomie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is immediately going into my vocab
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onion person @junlper.beer · 18/09/2026
freak the fuck out and panic sell everything righgt now. its fucking over
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran's tour bus.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Unethical 1970’s psychiatrist: I have created evil Netflix: hey this sounds pretty fun
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If Sacha Baron Cohen did it you’d be eating this shit up
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Kyle Hyde @room215.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My "I am not complicit" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay
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