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Det. Crashmore

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Chicago Is that a real poncho? I mean is that a Mexican Poncho, or a Sears Poncho?

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Det. Crashmore @detcrashmore.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Never been called out harder by a podcast than this week’s This Book Changed My Life with @lilyyily.bsky.social She knows the husky (not fat!) bearded elder millennials are her base
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linktothepabst @linktothepabst.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
billy joel themed pizza place called A Matter of Crust
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corpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Chani: tell me of the dressings of your home world Paul: well you got ranch, buttermilk ranch, peppercorn ranch, balsamic vinaigrette, green goddess, thousand island- Chani: what is this ‘island’ Paul: don’t ever interrupt me
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Det. Crashmore @detcrashmore.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Another Woims reference and an @cashbrowns.bsky.social shoutout at one of the Portland shows. Ball knowers.
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Sam Miller @sammillerbb.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Willie
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 10/08/2026
They paved Dobby's grave, put up a parking lot
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 21/07/2026
italian beef 8:40 “too early” AM “italian beef” legal sandwich jail sandwich lawyer Chicago
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 30/06/2026
Seeing another guy carrying home toilet paper and giving him “the nod”
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Yo They really won the NBA championship
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
If you’re a fan of a sports team A good team A bad team A team that can’t get out of their own way A team that seems like god has cursed them Keep being a fan of that team
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Det. Crashmore @detcrashmore.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Sluggo/Woims shoutout on @cbbworld.bsky.social Columbus show. Hell yea.
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David Sims @davidlsims.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
we are so lucky to have Jalen Brunson in our lives
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
ALIKE IN DIGNITY
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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
(i think you're just what i needed voice) i dribbled grease near my penis
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Gloam Hallow @gloam.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
It be your own petard
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Thomas Pynchon cutaway or we riot
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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
DENNIS
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
For twenty four years people have been trying to kill me! People who know how. Now do you think that's because my dad was a Greek soda pop maker? Or do you think that's because I'm in the Melvins? Go fuck yourself, you fucking child!
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Arizona Right Watch @azrww.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”
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Kate, Queen of the Squirrels (she/her) @pavlovcat.myatproto.social · 19/01/2026
Reach and influence? I post because it's the only high that comes close to show and tell in elementary school.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Bears fans preparing to riot but the stadium puts Serengeti's "Dennehy" on the PA and they all calm down instantly and begin milling about harmlessly. "Keep the juice in your chops," they mutter to each other, absently if still somewhat warmly. "Keep the juice in your brats."
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 26/12/2025
[doing backing vocals for Sam Cooke] Science Book
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
“Bret Easton Ellis interviews Quentin Tarantino” feels like a wish I made in my college dorm on a monkey’s paw in 2002
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Comedy Bang! Bang! World! @cbbworld.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
It’s actually happening!!
Crisis on infinite bang bangs is here!
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Brian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 05/11/2025
Do you really think I'm not ready to break down The Age of Innocence like an NBA roster. Do you think I won't do that at the drop of a hat. Do you think I don't sit around all day longing for someone to ask me the question
A series of texts:

Archer's a solid sidekick-type player, not quite a superstar but a second-team All NBA-level point guard 
Reads the floor brilliantly, but really, really, REALLY struggles to create his own shot 
Good for 10 assists a night when he's focused, but he's one of those players for whom basketball came a little too easily, and he can't stay focused on the game
Keeps thinking he'll jump to the NFL just because he played quarterback in high school 
Deep down he knows it'll never happen, he's not talented enough 
Ellen is an elite scorer
But the media thinks she's locker-room poison
Now some people say the way things imploded with her last team wasn't really her fault 
She was treated badly by management 
But the fact is she jumped from a third-tier college program to a title contender, and it went so spectacularly wrong that she refused to report for training camp and demanded a trade
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
i’m not trying to come across as a guy who’s got it all figured out but, if the blair witch tried to make me stand facing a basement corner my first and immediate response is “blair witch, i’m not going to do that”
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Paul McCartney's mother forbade him from listening to The Beatles when he was growing up. "It wouldn't make sense," she'd say. "It doesn't make any sense.."
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Scott Aukerman @scottaukerman.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
The only Happy Gilmore two I’m interested in are Lorelei & Rory!
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 12/07/2025
Folks did you know you can just tell your library to buy stuff for you? Pretty incredible power you have tbh
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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
I don't get why you have to call my wife *librarian ignores me while on phone* "your husband is here trying to check out a book about ramps"
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
my most important opinion is that all regional pizzas are vital parts of the overall pizza ecosystem. you hate chicago deep dish? then you hate pizza. you hate provel cheese? you hate pizza. you hate little caesar? he is the emperor. show some respect. all pizza is canon
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
NBA fan: Why are these west coast teams playing at noon on Sunday.... doesn't make any sense Georges, the #1 NBA fan in Belgium: What a treat for Georges
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 13/04/2025
I’m the guy who endorsed Waingro on LinkedIn for “Not Getting It On Unless He Has To”
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Det. Crashmore @detcrashmore.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Hey @celebrityhottub.bsky.social , Speed is on (the dashboard )
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Indiana Bowl today
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
college football was started in 2018 by the shutdown fullcast community. it's just so cool to see what was once a running gag on a podcast evolve into its own universe. honestly it's probably bigger than the podcast at this point
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 30/12/2023
sure, running a marathon is a huge physical accomplishment but have you ever tried to take your jacket off in the car
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ianthemouthofmadness.fenrisgames @fenrisgames.com · 01/12/2024
Finished the new decorations *just* in time for December.
Prop from "The Rock" - several strings of glass balls filled with lurid green gel, hanging from brass and wire clips and a cast endcap.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 19/11/2024
(lying) of course i would love to be proven wrong
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 02/10/2024
Neat (1994)
A potato, All Officer Marges Are Bastards, Fat Tony, and a counterfeit jeans ring operating out of my car-hole.
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
if I committed a defensive three seconds violation and saw Anne Hathaway roll her eyes in disgust I would never be able to live with myself. I might just walk straight into the river
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Det. Crashmore @detcrashmore.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Well this sucks
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Det. Crashmore @detcrashmore.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Sy Ableman
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Comedy Bang! Bang! World! @cbbworld.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
Many hamburgers to you.
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