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Det. Crashmore

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Chicago Is that a real poncho? I mean is that a Mexican Poncho, or a Sears Poncho?

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Det. Crashmore @detcrashmore.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Dave Rygalski
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Det. Crashmore @detcrashmore.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
That’s my congresswoman. Hell yea.
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Det. Crashmore @detcrashmore.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
There is a Money in the Bank Briefcase style object involved
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Det. Crashmore @detcrashmore.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Dennis knower
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Det. Crashmore @detcrashmore.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Never been called out harder by a podcast than this week’s This Book Changed My Life with @lilyyily.bsky.social She knows the husky (not fat!) bearded elder millennials are her base
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Det. Crashmore @detcrashmore.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Reggie LeDoux
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Det. Crashmore @detcrashmore.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Having sex with Zoe Kravitz is worth losing most jobs
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Det. Crashmore @detcrashmore.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh sweetie, this is so sad for you.
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Det. Crashmore @detcrashmore.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Deadbase/Pharmer’s Almamac come close
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Det. Crashmore @detcrashmore.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Det. Crashmore @detcrashmore.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Don/Betty/Henry/Megan/Rachel Mencken/Glenn Bishop polycule
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Det. Crashmore @detcrashmore.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This album immediately brings a flood of memories of working in a pharmacy at 16 years old and not being able to sit down for my entire 12 hours shift .
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Det. Crashmore @detcrashmore.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sluggo is not supposed to get grease on that hat
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Det. Crashmore @detcrashmore.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I love when my german chocolate cake resembles a spider draped over an asshole
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Det. Crashmore @detcrashmore.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The perfect example to show that Dudes rock is not gender specific.
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Det. Crashmore @detcrashmore.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fuckin whizzed that thing
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Det. Crashmore @detcrashmore.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dollar 25 please
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Det. Crashmore @detcrashmore.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He’s not emotional. He has Big Feelings. It’s different.
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linktothepabst @linktothepabst.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
billy joel themed pizza place called A Matter of Crust
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Det. Crashmore @detcrashmore.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
youtu.be/afcOu6__sFI?...
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I'm a piece of shit. I suck
YouTube video by CaptainPlanet
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Det. Crashmore @detcrashmore.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He’s referencing a Robert Pattinson picture
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Det. Crashmore @detcrashmore.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He didn’t pitch in the 2021 postseason
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Det. Crashmore @detcrashmore.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Love the reaction to this mirroring college football fans. Seen a lot of “Swansea to be relegated as punishment “ type jokes
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Det. Crashmore @detcrashmore.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He already plays for my favorite team
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Det. Crashmore @detcrashmore.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Doubling down on the faulty logic. Good stuff.
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Det. Crashmore @detcrashmore.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Following his logic, in 2017 and 2018 one of either Steph Curry or Kevin Durant weren’t top 30 players in the league.
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Det. Crashmore @detcrashmore.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Det. Crashmore @detcrashmore.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Really feel blessed to have been a teenager at a time when ESPN aired scripted dramas featuring professional football players smoking crack during a game.
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Det. Crashmore @detcrashmore.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The bullpen has been journeyman and they traded his most consistent starter two months ago. With a major league bullpen , and Clay Holmes in August and Sept they’d be better than .500 under Green
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Det. Crashmore @detcrashmore.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Are they a .500 club since he took over bc of his managing, or the lack of pitching ?
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Det. Crashmore @detcrashmore.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
But you do see a championship with 2 guys who have managed a combined 0 major league games in their lives ?
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Det. Crashmore @detcrashmore.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hell yea
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Det. Crashmore @detcrashmore.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This whole purposefully obtuse shtick is off putting. Goodbye.
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Det. Crashmore @detcrashmore.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Deftly avoided the question bc you didn’t like the answer. Good work.
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Det. Crashmore @detcrashmore.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
How has our foreign policy with respect to Israel/Gaza fundamentally changed from the Biden admin to the Trump admin?
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Det. Crashmore @detcrashmore.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Imagine wanting to be taken seriously as a person and also believing every single Democratic member of the house is good at their job
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Det. Crashmore @detcrashmore.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Lee does so much work I never made this connection.
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Det. Crashmore @detcrashmore.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The unspoken heroes of sports , the pathologically superstitious. (The Knicks won the nba title bc I did not watch the second quarter of any game)
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Det. Crashmore @detcrashmore.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m planning on being back
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Det. Crashmore @detcrashmore.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What about when Dems take back Congress. Would having Dem legislators who don’t want to legislate to protect them hell trans people?
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Det. Crashmore @detcrashmore.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Which is more helpful to trans people in that scenario. A democrat who is silent when the President signs executive orders that harm trans people? Or a democrat who does everything to sway public opinion against that harmful order targeting trans people ?
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Det. Crashmore @detcrashmore.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Would you rather have a Republican who does nothing to stop the president from issuing executive orders targeting trans people OR A democrat who does nothing to stop the president from issuing executive orders that harm trans people. I am very smart.
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Det. Crashmore @detcrashmore.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I lived by Harrison Roadhouse, and walking back to my house after the game , I got stuck on the little bridge behind the stadium over the river , right behind the ND marching band. Couldn’t get around then bc of the bottleneck. Seared in to my mind.
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Det. Crashmore @detcrashmore.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It’s the best show ever made
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Det. Crashmore @detcrashmore.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You’re weird.
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Det. Crashmore @detcrashmore.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Looks like he’d rather be anywhere else
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Det. Crashmore @detcrashmore.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A generational talent
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Det. Crashmore @detcrashmore.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
He got Wambsgans’d
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Det. Crashmore @detcrashmore.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You and Gil together are so wonderfully deranged. This was incredible.
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Det. Crashmore @detcrashmore.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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