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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I remember learning in kindergarten that HOMES was a useful acronym for remembering the five great lakes. A bit on the nose to change it to SHAME, isn't it?

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PolarBear @anxious-polarbear.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

M: I can't approve your vacation request because we have nobody to cover for you. E: well I'm taking my vacation regardless. Tickets are purchased and rooms are booked. M: well if you do, I'll have to fire you. E: so you can't cover my position for a week, but you can cover it indefinitely?

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PolarBear @anxious-polarbear.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

The fact that flock cameras haven't identified a single culprit in all of these lynchings is the only reason we need to completely ban them.

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PolarBear @anxious-polarbear.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

The difference between a girlfriend and a wife: When I'm on the throne, my girlfriend avoids the bathroom like it's Chernobyl. She's smart. My wife will break into the locked bathroom door to come chat my ear off. She's.... Special.

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PolarBear @anxious-polarbear.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Hitler would have used Flock cameras to track and catch Jews and anyone opposing the Nazi party. What does that say about the US?

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PolarBear @anxious-polarbear.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Love bombing should be considered a war crime.

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PolarBear @anxious-polarbear.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Never thought I'd take the Iranian Government's word over our own president.

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PolarBear @anxious-polarbear.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

It's amazing how many people will attempt to speak to me while I'm standing next to a loud pump truck, wearing obvious hearing protection.

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

If Trump really wanted to destroy Iran he should have just become their leader.

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PolarBear @anxious-polarbear.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

This week marks 8 years since I left her. I had to move across the country to get away from her stalking. I'm still highly paranoid the cops will randomly show up to arrest me for some shit she made up. I'm afraid to visit my hometown because if she sees me, I'm convinced she'll shoot me on sight.

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Bmike - SHAME ON ME [Offical Lyric Video]

YouTube video by BMIKEMUSIC

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PolarBear @anxious-polarbear.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Mark this day in history: My gf has turned the thermostat COLDER than what I prefer.

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PolarBear @anxious-polarbear.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Casey's chicken sandwich > CFA. I said what I said.

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PolarBear @anxious-polarbear.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

That's the same road that I'm on. Rest in peace, Brad.

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PolarBear @anxious-polarbear.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

I feel like a big baby. I've been crying all day. I just can't handle all this... TREE SEX. Keep your yellow cum to yourselves, you dirty sluts!

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PolarBear @anxious-polarbear.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Christians: we must put the Ten Commandments in every school! Commandment #1: Thou shalt have no other gods before me. Christians: praise be to our savior Donald J. Trump!

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PolarBear @anxious-polarbear.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

If Douglas Adams was alive, he'd sue Pete Hegseth.

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PolarBear @anxious-polarbear.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

You know it was a good meal if you either have to A) sweep the floor afterwards B) change the sheets afterwards

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PolarBear @anxious-polarbear.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Nokia 3300 series vs. Chuck Norris. Who wins?

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PolarBear @anxious-polarbear.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

You never truly know how someone feels about you until you see how they have you saved in their phone.

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PolarBear @anxious-polarbear.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars) I would buy you gasoline (maybe a full tank of some premium)

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PolarBear @anxious-polarbear.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Ok, hear me out: MacAskill vs Pastrana.

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PolarBear @anxious-polarbear.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Where do I type IDKFA into life?

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PolarBear @anxious-polarbear.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Sometimes I just eat a piece of provolone, because provalone.

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PolarBear @anxious-polarbear.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Nothing like a little post-coital shark coochie, Cap'n & coke and Bugs Bunny.

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PolarBear @anxious-polarbear.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Desperate times call for a desperate amount of zip ties.

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PolarBear @anxious-polarbear.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

"Don't blame all police for just a few bad apples." Buddy, where I'm from (the literal Apple Capital of the World), if you have that many bad apples, you bulldoze the entire orchard, burn the trees, and plant something else.

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Andromeda @ulveheksa.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

What I Mean When I Say I'm Tired ~ K.E. Sermonté "I want quiet. I want the mercy of being unseen without being unloved."

What I Mean When I Say I'm Tired

I don't mean I want to sleep.
I mean I want to disappear for a while.
To be rain on a stranger's roof.
To be smoke rising from someone else's fire.
I don't want to die.
But I do want to rest in a way
the world has never allowed me.
I don't want comfort.
I want quiet.
I want the mercy of being unseen
without being unloved.

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PolarBear @anxious-polarbear.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

You'll be just fine. Just don't believe the hype.

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PolarBear @anxious-polarbear.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Nobody: Literally nobody: Nobody ever: Melania: I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW JEFFREY LIKE THAT!

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🦋🕊️🦋GinLy47 @ginly47.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

@macinewa.bsky.social “If we’re talking about expelling people from government for sexual assault there’s an important one that needs to go…”

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PolarBear @anxious-polarbear.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Have you tried not giving a fuck?

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PolarBear @anxious-polarbear.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

I have recovered the blue Pilot G2 that I dropped in the break room yesterday. It was still under the table this morning. It's gonna be a good day, Tater.

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PolarBear @anxious-polarbear.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Big Banana had Harry Belafonte killed.

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PolarBear @anxious-polarbear.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

My personal therapy team consists of Taylor Tomlinson and Randy Feltface.

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PolarBear @anxious-polarbear.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

The cold war is over, bro. Stop drinking the communist propaganda kool-aid.

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PolarBear @anxious-polarbear.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

"The year is 2029. The machines will convince us that they are conscious, that they have their own agenda worthy of our respect. They will embody human qualities and claim to be human, and we'll believe them." -Ray Kurzweil

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Ms Kitty @handbastet.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

They have known all along. What they are starting to figure out is that this is no longer sustainable and they will rightly get the blame by the public. MAGA has known all along, but until it hurt them directly, they were fine with it hurting others.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

At this point my only plan is a spaceship pulling up and an alien bestie choosing me like a rescue cat.

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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

music teaches you lessons like “sell crack, shoot people, steal from people” Then someone is like “I have two girlfriends” and THAT IS WHERE YOU CLUTCH YOUR PEARLS, go git somewhere

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PolarBear @anxious-polarbear.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Getting ever greater again, I see!

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PolarBear @anxious-polarbear.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Tennessee weather is more bipolar than an ex-girlfriend. Went from 69°f at 2am to 32°f by dinner time. Never before have I had to run the a/c at night so I could sleep, then turn the heat on the following afternoon.

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PolarBear @anxious-polarbear.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

I don't want a love like Romeo & Juliet; I want a love like Woody & Juliette.

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PolarBear @anxious-polarbear.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

It's like if Fox News was running the country... *looks at Trump administration* Oh, right.

List of Trump Cabinet members who worked for or had ties to Fox News.

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PolarBear @anxious-polarbear.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Imagine if we did this nation-wide. Perhaps progressive rate, so people making 10m pay 15%, 25m pay 20%, etc. We could literally solve poverty.

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