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@derham.bsky.social
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Con-artist, corn-dog lover, and avid enthusiast.

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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 2h
This afternoon in Marble Hill, a New Yorker was shot by an ICE agent in a residential neighborhood. Early reports indicate agents surrounded him and a 5-year-old child in his car before firing multiple rounds. We believe the child was physically unharmed.

This is an unconscionable and incredibly serious situation. I have called the President; when we speak I will demand that he ends all ICE enforcement actions in our city. I will not stand by while ICE agents terrorize our communities.

Our thoughts are with the injured New Yorker and his family tonight. We are praying for his recovery.

Get ICE out of our neighborhoods. Get ICE out of our hospitals. Get ICE off our streets. Get ICE away from our children.

Abolish ICE.
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Ted McCormick @tedmccormick.bsky.social · 8h
US policy is: if you’re smart, don’t come, and if you’re already here, leave.
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why do I keep scrolling. What am I expecting to happen that hasn't happened already
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derham @derham.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
www.infobae.com/mexico/2026/... Looks like this is untrue!
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Así se movió el Ángel de la Independencia durante el sismo que despertó a la CDMX
El sismo fue de magnitud 6.5 con epicentro en San Marcos, Guerrero, registrado la mañana de hoy viernes
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I feel like we don’t talk about millennials in particular, hitting our 40s - in earlier generations many of us would be reaching the peak of our careers, but because of disaster after disaster, locust after locust eating our industries, many of us are on our 3rd or 4th fresh start.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sorry but this is peak white guy style. You don’t want to hear it, but this is as good as it gets.
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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Anxious about the elections? Imagine that you’re somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs begin to take hold. You remember saying something like "I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive. . . ." And suddenly the sky is full of what look like huge bats.
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
@andruyeung
X.com
We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
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MC Nietzsche @mcnietzsche.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The old lady flips over a tarot card showing a tornado striking a refinery. Trump asks if that’s good
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lafayette Square isn't "a historic protest site." It's a fucking park. And it's packed on nice days. Calling it a protest site is White House framing. They're closing a popular public park to create a presidential palace Saddam Hussein would love.
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Inside Trump's Plan to Fence Off a Historic Protest Site (Gift Article)
The president’s proposal to enclose a park in Washington could alter how the space has been used for generations.
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 06/10/2026
Will HBO release "MUSK" to streaming in Q1, as planned now thar the Ellisons own it? This will be a critical early test of just how political this acquisition was.
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Dr Pop Culture USA @drpopcultureusa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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derham @derham.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ok. This is good.
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 06/10/2026
ICE has detained more than 500 U.S. citizens.
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More Than 500 U.S. Citizens Have Been Detained, Including Handcuffed or Held at Gunpoint, in Trump’s Immigration Crackdown — ProPublica
The government doesn’t track how often immigration officers detain U.S. citizens. So ProPublica did. We’ve found more than 500 Americans who were held against their will during this Trump administrati...
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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was raped at a frat party. It’s a shockingly common experience and preventative interventions in college are way too late.
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Gerry Doyle @mgerrydoyle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
to me the most interesting bit is at the end: “Putin has passed the point where he could simply halt the attack on Ukraine without jeopardizing his power base at home,” the head of Germany’s foreign intelligence service said. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
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German Spy Chief Sees ‘New, More Dangerous’ Threat From Russia
Germany’s foreign intelligence chief said the country has become a prime adversary in a “shadow war” with Russia and risks being drawn into conflict as the Kremlin’s military ambitions grow.
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We are going to be fighting this fight for the rest of our lives. You know the one I’m talking about. The important one. The fight for market share in the professional services marketplace.
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Dr Pop Culture USA @drpopcultureusa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Meat Loaf & RaulJulia in the New York Shakespeare Festival production of As You Like It, 1973.
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Rude Law Dog @esghound.com · 04/10/2026
lmfao check out this murder @keubiko.bsky.social @metronorthcapital.bsky.social @pppgrifter.bsky.social
taobanker @taobanker · 2h
U know bears are having a tough time when they're fully counting REIT depreciation

James Chanos @RealJimChanos · Oct 1
The 10-yr just passed 5.3%. If legacy data center $DLR’s $18.6B in debt (ex-pfds) cost 5.3% their annual interest cost would be almost $1B, which would wipeout their LTM Operating Income. Refinancing risk is real for the legacy data centers. $EQIX $CSQR

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Speaking of tough times...

taobanker @taobanker
I just googled how to make a baked potato and apparently all you need to do is poke a few holes so that the potato doesn't explode, then bake it

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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jack Smith….man of the people at the Power to the People concert hanging out on the lawn….no fancy pavilion seats or backstage laminate pass
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
all this is both foolish and unnecessary
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derham @derham.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pope Content II’s encyclicals were lowkey goated.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
All the talk about the end of the Brewers game has me wondering what my own trajectory might have been had I not hit some obstructions myself, imagine how far I might have gone or where I could have landed if perhaps my own Padres had been different.
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 24/09/2024
Buster Keaton and Friend
Black and white photograph of Buster Keaton with a kitten on top of his head he has his usual deadpan expression but his eyes may be a little bit wider than usual
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Simon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How far can you get in 8 hours of driving starting from 6 South American capitals? Source: buff.ly/I7MjTNq
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 04/10/2026
The thing about the Tucker Carlson//Jacob Rees-Mogg interview is that Tucker is an American moron whose entire tactic is “assume the other guy won’t question my premises”, up against a British aristocrat that debates for fun at Oxford Union. Its like a small animal encountering an Apex predator
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
Jack Smith: "Our investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in serious crimes against our nation ... rather than accept his defeat in the 2020 election, he engaged in a criminal scheme to overturn the results and prevent the lawful transfer of power"
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franciscOOoOo👻 varela fan club @paleopragmatist.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Stancil and the leftists have been shouting the two parts of this sentence at each other for years now when they should just be shouting the name at the top to everyone else
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Amy Spitalnick @amyspitalnick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
At a moment of real & rising antisemitism, extremism, & violence across the ideological spectrum, our communities deserve a whole-of-government response. This strategy marks an important step toward that goal — rooted in the recognition that Jewish safety and inclusive democracy must go hand-in-hand
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
Mamdani on what he was thinking about while he stared off into space as Trump ranted and raved next: "In that moment, I'm just thinking about 12,000 homes, 30,000 jobs, largest housing development since the early 1970s... we also spoke about Haitian NYers... they're a part of the fabric of the city"
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 29/09/2026
NEW REPORT: Meta's "Muse" AI companion is fully edible and can be consumed ethically
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Adam @adamshap.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
NYC’s congestion pricing program cut ambulance travel times by over a minute
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derham @derham.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Read theory: www.theawl.com/2011/11/a-co...
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A Conspiracy of Hogs: The McRib as Arbitrage
What the McRib says about us as a society is worse than any conspiracy theoryby Willy StaleyOne of McDonald’s most divisive products, the McRib, made its return last week. For three decades, the sandw...
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Colleen Wilson @colleenonthescene.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m at the Gateway Development Commission’s Tonnelle Ave construction site for the unveiling of the first of two tunnel boring machines. An incredible piece of machinery that will chip away through the volcanic Palisades rock of NJ. Story TK
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Roberto Rojas @robertorojas97.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Brazilian Portuguese commentary on that Tyler Loop field goal for the Ravens is exactly what everyone needs to hear right now
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Hypnotoad University"
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s fucking me up that the word elevate predates the invention of the elevator but the invention of the escalator predates the word escalate. It’s complete madness
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Liam Hogan @liamhogan.id.au · 25/09/2026
We are nearly enough as distant today from the debut of The Simpsons on television as the Simpsons were from the birth of television
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 26/09/2026
do they maybe need someone to play guitar and also shoot fire on top of a truck while being held aloft by some sort of bungee cord, asking for a friend
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Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My goodness, what an incredible moment. After Justin Verlander secured the final out of his career, Tigers manager A.J. Hinch came out of the dugout...to summon Verlander's daughter out to embrace her dad on the mound.
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Danny Tommo, Amodei, Man City fair play Piddington, Macklemore, Dolly ain’t alive no more Netanyahu’s iron dome, Meg and Harry coming home New cat, Clavicular COVID CONSCIOUS LESBIAN BAR 🎶 we didn’t start the fire 🎶
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I feel you, Daniel L
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Sitcom People @sitcompeople.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility
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Nolan Hicks @ndhapple.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like (unironic)
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Nick Kodama 🌳👻 @nickkodama.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
showing up to a job interview with a durian.
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Dr. Frisky Whisky McThicky, Ball Knower @professorpash.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
The Bible tells us to train up a child in the way they should go! Keeping the culture alive is a mandate from the heavens. Tews, yews, and crabs 🤭📚 #Baltimore
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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