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@derham.bsky.social
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Con-artist, corn-dog lover, and avid enthusiast.

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derham @derham.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You know the drill.
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derham @derham.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ignore this. Posting for the chat.
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derham @derham.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This bad boy just behind you is lovingly referred to as the mixing bowl.
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derham @derham.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Uh. MacOS 27 and Excel. This is a new one...
MacOS 27 Excel right click menu with "Formattingg" issues...
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derham @derham.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
[To the tune of “Pink Pony Club”] 🎶🎶Pink bunny car/ Pink Bunny Ca-aaaar 🎶🎶
Pink bunny car.
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derham @derham.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Is this good?
Spike in treasury yields after buyback size announcement.
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derham @derham.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Sign of the times.
Jensen Huang celebrity photo at John’s of Bleecker Street.
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derham @derham.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Disregard - posting for the group chat.
Carlos Menem as governor with some amazing mutton chops.
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derham @derham.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Simpsons quote: “Mr. President, disturbing news. Serious cracks are developing
in the Greco-Bolivian alliance.”
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derham @derham.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
This was fun to listen to from my couch. Even for someone who is not the subtlest student of the game.
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derham @derham.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
He’s just cosplaying.
Inside the Actor’s Studio’s James Lipton.
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derham @derham.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Rolling through the West Village with the homies like…
Minivan with a stencil of a dog logo on it rolling through the West Village with a bunch of dogs sticking their heads out the window.
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derham @derham.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I did like this bit, though:
Moreover, the trim little contraption cut a wholesome figure reminiscent of a Richard Scarry book — as if a courtesy tram birthed a tiny Zamboni.
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derham @derham.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
www.newyorker.com/magazine/202... That’s over 150 miles in “about” an hour. How fast was that delivery truck going!?
At 2 A.M., the package was on a truck from
Sephoras distribution center in Aberdeen, Maryland. At about 3 A.M., it arrived on the
Red Hook waterfront at a vast terminal owned by a company called Dutch X, a next-day-delivery service committed to lowering carbon-dioxide
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derham @derham.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
r/greenland u/Sapotis
• • 15h • Sweden *
To Every American Who's Sorry
We're getting at least 10 posts a day from Americans apologising, and saying things like they didn't vote for Trump or don't support his policies. To be blunt, none of that actually matters. You can say you're different from the rest of Americans, but to the rest of the world, that distinction doesn't exist.
To us, your country is a single entity on the world stage, and it's threatening its allies. Think about how you view other countries. For example, Russian opposition doesn't change what Russia does, because that's their domestic politics. The same thing applies to the US too, except you had the power to choose your president, and you may still have it.
So instead of coming here nonstop to apologise on behalf of your country for your constant need for sympathy, focus on actually changing something while you still can.
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derham @derham.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
The final boss.
A handle of Philadelphia Blended Whiskey.
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derham @derham.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Lots of crab content™️ on the timeline today.
Screenshot of two skeets talking crabs.
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derham @derham.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Thagomizer cartoon from The Far Side.
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derham @derham.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Lots of Grok jokes (Grokes? Joks?) today.
Grok jokes.
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derham @derham.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Zero proof drinks - now with alcohol! 🙄
Zero proof drinks on a menu, with the option to add alcohol…
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derham @derham.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
I like what qualifies as a warning vs just a “note.”
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derham @derham.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
I knew I was special.
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derham @derham.bsky.social · 06/09/2024
www.newscientist.com/article/2431...
IT'S HARD TO GET EXCITED ABOUT THESE NEW ELECTRIC VEHICLES WHEN IVE SEEN MUCH MORE AMBITIOUS POSSIBILITIES IN FICTION.
SCI-FI FAN, HUH?
Pickle car
UHH... YEAH.
SCI-FI.
Apple car
Hotdog car
TOM GAULD for NEW SCIENTIST
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derham @derham.bsky.social · 05/01/2024
@guan.dk I got so excited, then so disappointed.
N+1 cover mentioning “Guan’s DeLillo.”
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derham @derham.bsky.social · 31/12/2023
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derham @derham.bsky.social · 28/05/2023
Memorial Weekend Bluesky NYC.
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derham @derham.bsky.social · 25/05/2023
Bluesky breakfast.
Bacon, egg, and hash brown sando and a cup of coffee.
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derham @derham.bsky.social · 23/05/2023
Beautiful Bluesky NYC.
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derham @derham.bsky.social · 21/05/2023
Violet Bluesky NYC.
NYU grads in Washington Square Park.
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derham @derham.bsky.social · 20/05/2023
Greysky NYC.
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derham @derham.bsky.social · 20/05/2023
Omg. They’re coming for the Pixies. Is Frank Black safe? mid.ru/ru/foreign_policy/news/18714…
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derham @derham.bsky.social · 17/05/2023
Obligatory Bluesky NYC.
Iconic view of the Manhattan Bridge framing the Empire State Building.
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derham @derham.bsky.social · 16/05/2023
Silversky NYC.
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derham @derham.bsky.social · 15/05/2023
Bluesky and green leaves in NYC.
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derham @derham.bsky.social · 14/05/2023
Bluesky NYC.
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derham @derham.bsky.social · 12/05/2023
Pizzapie for Bluesky:
Pizza.
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derham @derham.bsky.social · 12/05/2023
I’m finally, *finally* cool.
My previous post on What’s Hot. Mom says she’s so proud.
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derham @derham.bsky.social · 11/05/2023
Bluesky NYC in honor of the "Spedizione dei Mille.”
Statue of Giuseppe Garibaldi.
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derham @derham.bsky.social · 10/05/2023
Bluesky NYC.
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derham @derham.bsky.social · 09/05/2023
Being online is not the same as real life, exhibit #1,687:
“Are the protests that I'm watching on the socials city-wide in NY?”

“What protests?… (so no, I guess)”
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derham @derham.bsky.social · 08/05/2023
Sloppy steaks.
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derham @derham.bsky.social · 08/05/2023
Crystal Bluesky NYC.
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derham @derham.bsky.social · 06/05/2023
Bluesky (and green…) over NYC.
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derham @derham.bsky.social · 06/05/2023
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derham @derham.bsky.social · 06/05/2023
Silversky NYC.
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derham @derham.bsky.social · 05/05/2023
I am impressed at how non-thirsty this guy who’s skeeted a dozen times in the past two days is…
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derham @derham.bsky.social · 04/05/2023
Bluesky with greentrees.
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derham @derham.bsky.social · 04/05/2023
A glance of Bluesky in NYC.
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derham @derham.bsky.social · 04/05/2023
Burger fries and a drink from Five Guys.
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derham @derham.bsky.social · 04/05/2023
Ominoussky over NYC.
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