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@pppgrifter.bsky.social
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Tired, cynical, and jaded. Corporate finance (desk jockey), market commentary, die hard band wagon fan, fighting the Epstein class one day at a time. 🔧🔧🔧 Go Padres/Rockies go Broncos (we suck again…but maybe not!)

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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 3h
looks like a still shot from a movie about world war II ending ... differently.
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PPP Grifter 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ @pppgrifter.bsky.social · 2h
I don’t see how you could vote no on this? These people all supported Trump and now you have an option to press a button and make them cry? Yes please
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PPP Grifter 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ @pppgrifter.bsky.social · 3h
Article points out that he voted for this. Anyway, I hope diesel triples from here
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PPP Grifter 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ @pppgrifter.bsky.social · 5h
Don’t threaten me with a good time
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 16h
emergency hotdog that heats up when you crack it like a glow stick
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PPP Grifter 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ @pppgrifter.bsky.social · 14h
Padres leaving runners stranded. This is the team I know
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Robby Kalland @rkalland.bsky.social · 14h
incredible stuff happening in fort collins tonight where the defensive coordinator got replaced as play-caller in the first half and just...left lmao www.cbssports.com/college-foot...
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Colorado State defensive coordinator Tyson Summers left team mid-game after he was replaced as playcaller
Things were going so poorly against the Beavers the Rams made a mid-game coordinator change
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PPP Grifter 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ @pppgrifter.bsky.social · 15h
“The kids on Epstein island were skinnier”
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PPP Grifter 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ @pppgrifter.bsky.social · 15h
Didn’t see that Larry Ellison had given over $10m to Michigan’s QB, who sucks. Love to see it. I hope he continues to suck
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PPP Grifter 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ @pppgrifter.bsky.social · 15h
Robby Ray sucks
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PPP Grifter 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ @pppgrifter.bsky.social · 19h
Did some work on the bot. Got it trading ZN now, which is good because it operates when ES/MES feature isn’t. Market is only getting more automated and predictable around mathematical levels. Thank god people are lazy
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PPP Grifter 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ @pppgrifter.bsky.social · 19h
“I am the house” The house:
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PPP Grifter 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ @pppgrifter.bsky.social · 21h
lol Michigan
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
texting Tom Cotton "why does your neck look like that?," "dude what's up with that neck?," "eaten any good tree leaves on the savannah lately?," and so forth every few minutes
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Nikki McCann Ramírez @nikkimcr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Trump straight up doxxed Senator Tom Cotton this morning
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PPP Grifter 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ @pppgrifter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The second best part about the padres playing in the divisional round today? The Chargers are about to be 0-4
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PPP Grifter 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ @pppgrifter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
All these people complaining about taxes. Have they tried making more money? We’re in a golden age, it should be easy
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PPP Grifter 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ @pppgrifter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh great, now we won’t be able to bring our axes through TSA
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PPP Grifter 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ @pppgrifter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Are the preferred shares part of the Epstein class?
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PPP Grifter 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ @pppgrifter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is called a bad day
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PPP Grifter 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ @pppgrifter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🤔
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PPP Grifter 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ @pppgrifter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is so fucking awesome. I want this to be a bigger thing.
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PPP Grifter 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ @pppgrifter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Idk why anyone cares what Michael Tracey says. He put a McDonald’s out of business in east Poland
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PPP Grifter 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ @pppgrifter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don’t like to think of it as “wasting tokens” I like to think of it as “the preferred shares are paying for it”
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 02/10/2026
So former NFL kicker Jay Feely is running for Congress as a MAGA guy and his opponent just put out an ad with a bunch of his missed kicks lol
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PPP Grifter 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ @pppgrifter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This admin has a conflict of interest when a regulatory finding could affect the markets. I suspect it’s worse than they’ll admit to
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PPP Grifter 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ @pppgrifter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Anyone want to get in on my “support the troops” merch biz when Trump sends da troops to hit the Iranian beaches? Seems like we’re gonna re-live post 9/11 so might as well make some coin
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Larry Culpepper, Esq. @idogcapital.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fucking Europe
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
$500,000 might not seem like a lot for an NFL owner like Jed York but you have to remember: that’s enough for him to have had sex 3,125 times at his preferred rate of $160
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I believe a not-insignificant motivation for Google here is that its $85B SpaceX stake is coming out of lockup by end of year. The space datacenter narrative is critical to keeping the share price in orbit. @lorak.bsky.social
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PPP Grifter 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ @pppgrifter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This will go well lmao Guess we’re going to see a lot of abandoned American hardware soon
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“I just sent out a bunch of free Starlink Mini sets to existing regular Starlink customers, to juice my subscriber numbers. But they won’t count towards ARPU because the $5 per month to keep the set is just a “standby fee”.
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PPP Grifter 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ @pppgrifter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Some think Kimberly Clark is the largest toilet paper manufacturer in the US, but it’s actually Carta. Fun fact
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PPP Grifter 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ @pppgrifter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Guess you can’t houthi post on this site
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PPP Grifter 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ @pppgrifter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“A democrat sweep will destroy our markets!” Lol, I sure hope so. Bring back volatility, one way or another.
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PPP Grifter 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ @pppgrifter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sometimes you just chill on a beach for a couple years then get a sweet home loan package
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you’re bitching to the UN about a Twitch streamer it’s safe to say your PR battle has taken the biggest of L’s
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Mr Market Miscalculates 🇪🇺🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @mrmarketmis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“Yes, you are absolutely right to be angry with me. I should have treated those internal documents with more confidentiality and a greater level of discretion. I should have also explored different alternatives to deal with them. Would you like me to help you draft your resignation letter?”
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PPP Grifter 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ @pppgrifter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Boner checks at 0500 gentlemen
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PPP Grifter 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ @pppgrifter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If I were in charge, I’d give the Houthis nuclear weapons.
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PPP Grifter 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ @pppgrifter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s okay, everyone is on GLP1s anyway
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PPP Grifter 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ @pppgrifter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Can I make an agent that sets up meetings with people who cold email me only for it to just curse at them until they drop off? Hmmm
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
B-but he said he doesn’t!! They have to stop saying it now!!!
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King Algamemnon @adamrothman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Two arms marked China and Hegseth clasp over a caption that says "Examining the U.S. military's sensitive parts"
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Iranians seems completely unaware that GLP-1 use among generals and admirals is up 10% over the past year, and military-wide pushups and pocket square use is up by 7%. Early data on the morning boner checks is promising too. #ThisIsHowWeWin
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Army War Department
ALT: Army War Department
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PPP Grifter 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ @pppgrifter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The goal should be making them suck more
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Tuffy @smtuffy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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PPP Grifter 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ @pppgrifter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sleep in the bed you made
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PPP Grifter 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ @pppgrifter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I was changing a diaper and one of my dogs came in and ate a turd right out of the old diaper.
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