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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
The time has come. I have no idea for what.
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 09/12/2024
wait holy shit
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 26/07/2024
The French Canadian Frankenstein won so we can conclude they are individually more powerful than rappers but it’s still unsettled how a non Québécois Frankenstein would do
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 26/07/2024
A professional wrestling thing you may or may not want to know about is that TNA had a pay per view and one of the matches was a guy whose gimmick is that he’s a rapper vs a guy whose gimmick is that he’s a Frankenstein and also French Canadian
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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 30/04/2024
thinking again how funny it is that herman cain went stumping for trump against mask mandates and got covid and died, what a jackass
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 14/04/2024
reading the news
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 11/04/2024
He's just going to keep getting more like this for the rest of his life, which is a bummer, but there's something funny about how sincerely Aaron Rodgers believes that he is doing something heroic by listening to extremely bad podcasts and then describing them to people who aren't interested.
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David Dayen @ddayen.bsky.social · 27/03/2024
Bob Menendez is "running" for Senate, or rather pretending he might run so he can tap $6 million in campaign funds for legal defense. Donors are paying Trump's legal bills too. It's all thanks to a judiciary that enables corruption, @ryanlcooper.com writes:
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One More Way the Supreme Court Has Legalized Corruption
Disgraced Sen. Bob Menendez is pretending to ‘run’ for re-election because that allows him to tap his campaign account for legal defense.
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kilgore trout @kilgoretrout.bsky.social · 20/03/2024
oh man this sucks. ohtani seems like a genuinely awesome human being. reminds me of when ryan howard’s family -including his twin brother- pulled this shit on him
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 10/03/2024
Lamentation, by Gerard David, 1515-23, 📸 by Alex Pantling
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 02/03/2024
matt yglesias talks a mad amount of shit for a guy who is basically if the Phantom of the Opera lived above the drop ceiling at a Kohl's
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 29/02/2024
Need shoes where it doesn’t matter what foot you put them on. Need a garment that functions interchangeable as either shirt or pants
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 25/02/2024
even a broken calendar is right once a year
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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 24/02/2024
the gang disrespects the bluesky elders
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
Surrendering 22 points in 18 minutes to Mr. Beast in the NBA All Star Celebrity Game. I just can't keep him in front of me, and after a reverse finish he hits me with a too-small gesture while doing one of his awful open-mouth YouTube smiles. I look in the stands and see my parents booing me.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 16/02/2024
L'Hypnotiseur, by Joan Miró, 1969, 📸 via @espn
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
Honestly if you can’t beat a guy hawking gold shoes because he’s in debt for being a rapist who does fraud you should just shut down as a national party
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 13/02/2024
polygamy is really tough for a lot of us to understand, much less accept. how would you react if, for example, you found out your uncle was entering a group marriage? you might be confused, and perhaps even resentful. just try to remember that it’s a complicated issue that requires some new aunts
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
The French version of Bad to the Bone starts with "Hon hon hon hon hon hon"
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/02/2024
i bet bluesky is the largest social media platform of all time that's never been used by someone who's recorded a sack in the nfl. i'm gonna try to get someone like jj watt or elvis dumervil on here
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kilgore trout @kilgoretrout.bsky.social · 31/01/2024
whenever the dust settles, ed zitron deserves a statue as the patron saint of calling bullshit on the obvious bullshit of our junktech overlords www.wheresyoured.at/how/
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 24/01/2024
You're god damn right they should fire the ceo if a company needs to do layoffs wheresyoured.at/p/google-sho...
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Long Drama @dentedvolvo.bsky.social · 21/12/2023
Steak for lunch has been going great lately.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/08/2023
Eric Adams is amazing because when he won every media person was leaping over each to go “this is the normal sane leadership that the political left doesn’t understand normal sane Americans crave” and then every day since that Eric Adams has been like “Leprechauns are real and I’m going to cook one”
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 19/11/2023
tip: use bones to give your body a more consistent shape and usable limbs
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Long Drama @dentedvolvo.bsky.social · 13/11/2023
“We’ll my car get toad if I’m leaven it overnight?” is my favorite text I’ve ever received.
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 11/11/2023
minimalism is a scam invented by big small to sell more less
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 06/11/2023
Thanks to sports I learn about CBS shows called things like The Brain-ist and Murder: Los Angeles
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 03/11/2023
The loony Left treats powerful people with contempt simply for being craven, cruel shitheads who fuck up all the time
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 02/11/2023
“You have to believe in yourself!” Me? The same person that got me in this mess in the first place.
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
Sometimes I’m embarrassed to call you a digital ecosystem buddy
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Long Drama @dentedvolvo.bsky.social · 30/10/2023
“Free pool night” is a phrase of three beautiful, powerful words.
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The American Prospect @prospect.org · 30/10/2023
More historic wins for the UAW today. Read Robert Kuttner on how Shawn Fain delivered these victories for auto workers and union democracy:
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The UAW’s Amazing Win
Today on TAP: The Ford contract has broader implications for the labor movement and for working people.
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Long Drama @dentedvolvo.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
We’re cracking a cold one and watching an Adam Sandler film.
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 22/10/2023
You should stay up and read more internet. You’re just getting to the good part
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Long Drama @dentedvolvo.bsky.social · 22/10/2023
Just sitting on the couch with a PBR wishing I owned land so I could have some goats and watch them be really fucking weird while I sit and drink PBR. Goats are so cool.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 27/08/2023
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Mister Ed Net Worth
His net worth has been growing significantly in 2022-2023. So, how much is Mister Ed worth at the age of 19 years old? Mister Ed’s income source is mostly from being a successful Miscellaneous. He is from USA. We have estimated Mister Ed's net worth , money, salary, income, and assets.

Net worth in 2023: $1m - $5m
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
i do not know with what instruments the fourth wave of ska will be made, but the fifth wave of ska will be made with sticks and stones
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Phineas, a corpse @phineas.bsky.social · 09/10/2023
Happy Columbo’s Day
Series of four screenshots. Lieutenant Columbo talking to his basset hound, Dog, who is sticking his head out of a car window: “OKAY, I'M GONNA PUT YOU IN CHARGE. YOU TAKE CARE OF THE CAR. YOU'RE A RESPONSIBLE DOG
WHEN I GET BACK, IF THE CAR'S OKAY, I'LL GIVE YOU ANOTHER COOKIE. IF THE CAR'S GONE, I'LL GIVE YOU ANOTHER COOKIE ANYWAY BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.”Series of four screenshots. Lieutenant Columbo talking to his basset hound, Dog, who is sticking his head out of a car window: “OKAY, I'M GONNA PUT YOU IN CHARGE. YOU TAKE CARE OF THE CAR. YOU'RE A RESPONSIBLE DOGSeries of four screenshots. Lieutenant Columbo talking to his basset hound, Dog, who is sticking his head out of a car window: “OKAY, I'M GONNA PUT YOU IN CHARGE. YOU TAKE CARE OF THE CAR. YOU'RE A RESPONSIBLE DOGSeries of four screenshots. Lieutenant Columbo talking to his basset hound, Dog, who is sticking his head out of a car window: “OKAY, I'M GONNA PUT YOU IN CHARGE. YOU TAKE CARE OF THE CAR. YOU'RE A RESPONSIBLE DOG
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 09/10/2023
Happy Indigenous People's Day from the Italian American Trade Unionists of America. 🤌
The Italian-American Trade Unionists of America (IATUOA) has once again reaffirmed its
condemnation of Christopher Columbus on Columbus Day:
"We only mention the son of a bitch's name once a year and it's when we announce that
he's a son of a bitch on his name day," the IATUOA Executive Committee announced from a
dark, smoke-filled room in the Italian-American Club of Shamokin, PA.
The IATUOA, founded on the principles of cultural solidarity through bargaining, mutual aid,
shared dining experiences, and anti-imperialism, believes Columbus represents the
antithesis of these core values Based on his writing and contemporary accounts, Columbus
was a greedy, self-indulgent strunz, a jerk-off that gleefully engaged in the enslavement and
genocide of indigenous people for personal gain and fame
Further, this fucking guy, supposedly Genoese, rarely spoke or wrote in Ligurian or any Italic
language. What kind of "Italian" does that?
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
there should be a drug that only forms inside of geodes
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dr. bitch @borzoilover47.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
welcome to my podcast “me rating every bathroom i’ve ever had a panic attack in” . this week we’re talking red lobster,
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Long Drama @dentedvolvo.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
It would take me ten seconds to destroy a mummy. WD40 and a lighter, a leg sweep, bucket of water, anything really. No respect for mummies.
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Long Drama @dentedvolvo.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
I could take on a couple zombies easily. Ghosts aren’t real. Bats are cool and eat bugs I don’t like. Don’t know what a ghoul is. What really scares me is a 101mph fastball that might either hit a batter in the head or cut to the high inside corner for a called strike. That’s what October is about.
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