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Problems Clown, Esq.

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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
watching GOP electeds who have never run a competitive general campaign in their life run in a real race is like watching a bunch of flightless birds loosed in NYC
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Problems Clown, Esq. @deltavelocity.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’d just like to point out that “rotating villain” tripe doesn’t really work when it’s the same jackass every time
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Rugby Respecter @whatmcgives.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
S-tier meme just dropped
Chicago Pope saying "Great things happen in Chicago."
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Remember when he and Putin got caught on a mic and Putin was rambling about how biotechnology was going to let people live forever and Xi was trying to make small talk.
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One of my favorite things to do on the old site was to come up with ideas for future history books published by academic presses in the future, if only to figure out where people think history (and academia) will be at
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Doug Winter @doug.winter.cx · 22/09/2026
I would never try to explain the appeal of wh40k because nobody would believe how genuinely good the good bits are - and the bad bits are really, really quite bad.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The way I explain it is that the best bits of 40k fiction are about surviving and finding meaning in a universe that is deeply stupid and horrible and this is very relatable in these very stupid and horrible times.
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Talia al Ghoul 🏳️‍⚧️ @usili.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Some of you might enjoy this late night photo of the Space Shuttle Orbiter's birthplace in Palmdale~
The Rockwell plant in Palmdale where the Space Shuttles were built up. Space Shuttle Columbia is on right, waiting for her full series of modifications post STS-9, while on the left, Space Shuttle Atlantis is slowly taking shape, with much of her frame still present.

In enter of it all lies a poster that reads:

"A Spaceship Has Landed on Earth

[image of Space Shuttle]

It Came From Rockwell"
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Okay, so I have a plan to get everyone on our side. First, we be absolutely as viscerally unpleasant as possible. Next, we downplay any time we get what we want, say it's the bare minimum and so forth. Finally, if anyone gives up and says we win or apologizes, we belittle them.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
playing the WD-40 game
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Problems Clown, Esq. @deltavelocity.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
wait fuck do they measure yield in terajoules instead of kilotons of TNT, or is kilotons metric enough for them
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Problems Clown, Esq. @deltavelocity.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i respect that out of any country in Europe the French response to perceived threats by the russians is to go "I swear to god i will stab you in the liver if you start shit"
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Problems Clown, Esq. @deltavelocity.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I hate how in this day and age that it is necessary to be terminally online to fully understand the most powerful people in society
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The Aviationist @theaviationist.com · 16/09/2026
Imagine watching this some time ago… Friend and contributor @freddyb-aviation.bsky.social sent us these photos he took yesterday at Edwards AFB showing the X-59 with a chase. It made a few high fast passes and the boom was almost hard to hear. “Whatever NASA and Lockheed did, it was quiet!” he added
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Problems Clown, Esq. @deltavelocity.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ok i take it back we’re all gonna die
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alex williams @atwilliams.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
so much of trump policy is about kneecapping the growth equation of the 2030s so that we have to continue reorganizing the economy and society around the rich and the aging
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Vaquera Elisa @boxelderdust.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
“average person good and decent, just disillusioned with the system” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person black abyss of selfish hatreds. fred rogers, who lives in pbs and contained all of humanity’s remaining kindness and virtue, was an outlier adn should not have been counted.
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John C @badsocialism.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
One of the things about someone in 1965 saying that in 30 years there'd be mars colonies is that 30 years before that you could barely cross the Atlantic in one hop and the Jet engine hadn't been invented, and 30 years before that the longest flights were measured in yards
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Don't be sClaired @isolinearchip.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I read a lot of early space history, and it's full of equally fantastic predictions about what comes next. But the big difference is, the guy saying in 1965 that we'll have Mars colonies by 1990, while wrong, is often coming from a place of optimism, not ignorance and ego like the guys saying it now
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/09/2026
the most dudes rock thing i have seen i a minute. also yes this is what my algo serves me
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Crushed @silenttakedown.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
yeah sure whatever, let lara croft cook potato stew on her phone for 2m0s of damage resistance who gives a shit anymore
a screenshot from the upcoming remake of Tomb Raider 1. lara croft is looking at her phone in the middle of an ancient ruin, and it's showing her a generic crafting menu, and a png of saucepan of stew that apparently her phone lets her cook for "Damage resistance" if she has 6 potatoes
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Andy Masley @andymasley.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Humans don't actually have internal coherent world models. You might not be able to say where lots of specific keys on a QWERTY keyboard are if asked, but if you put your hands down on the table and mime typing words you can figure out where each individual letter is easily.
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
the thing is that "we didn't do anything radical; in fact, we barely did anything at all" was the overwhelming message of the Biden administration, but was not, in fact, what they did. they essentially tried not to inflame their opposition but in doing so failed to make a case to their partisans
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This seems both factually incorrect and disrespectful to say about her given everything she did and when she did it but what you need to remember is that CNN wants you to know it’s good to like her, which you’re not supposed to do if she had strong convictions
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 26/08/2026
just wanted you to see my pan ❤️
back of a cast iron pan that has a design with musical notes and a heart and a butterfly and the words "JOLENE PLEASE DON'T TAKE MY PAN"
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
THEY'RE NOT EVEN THE ONES DOING THE DRAMA
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Problems Clown, Esq. @deltavelocity.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Do you think going for an edgy ass name like “Malice” for the AIM-424 was a choice by the current folks running the military because it absolutely feels like one…
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I don't think white people should do stand-up. I think when they do it they're reinforcing impending doom.
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
a perfect summation of the tech broligarchy
“These people long for immortality but can't wait ten minutes for a cup of coffee," she says.
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Fubar 🇨🇦 @captainfubar.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The Undersecretary of State tried to provide "Data Republican" a MAGA influencer with materials on Cuba to disseminate to help manufacture consent but because everyone involved is extremely stupid DR interpreted the information as the "deep state" and now the undersecretary had to spill the beans
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
Avatar of an account that was just blocked.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Saying "grino me" and catching an ice cold San Pellegrino
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I think the thing we are all in denial about when it comes to the One Cool Trick to win elections forever is that low info swing voters are basically incomprehensible eldritch horrors to politically engaged people. There’s no understanding them and you’ll go mad trying.
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Datura Lacroye @daturalacroye.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The great part of the history of the SPD in the Weimar Republic is that you can literally play a video game about it: red-autumn.itch.io/social-democ...
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Social Democracy: An Alternate History by Autumn Chen
You are the Social Democratic Party of Germany in 1928. Can you stop the Nazis from taking power?
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Autumn Chen @red-autumn.itch.io · 15/07/2026
The 1984 calendar meme, but it's 1848
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
every subsequent year has proven Madison Cawthorn right about precisely ONE and *only* one thing in his life and it's that every Republican in government is a completely deranged hedonist who believes rules do not apply to them and they kicked him out entirely because he said it out loud
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 06/08/2026
Every single Republican and gender critical person, including JK Rowling, supports this happening to you. They brag about building a future in which this type of humilating incident is common.
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Problems Clown, Esq. @deltavelocity.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Stupid idea: wolf-themed space marine chapter that is in no way related to the Space Wolves and have to spend the first part of any meeting with other imperium forces explaining, they are not, in fact, the space wolves
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Problems Clown, Esq. @deltavelocity.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a post get zero likes, and ONLY angry quote retweets and comments before
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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Tired: everything went off the rails after Trump was elected Wired: everything went off the rails when the cubs won the World Series Wired: everything went off the rails after game of thrones Inspired: everything went off the rails when history channel stopped making WWII documentaries
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☀️ 🪩 🟡 🌍(🏠) 🔴 @lunarstargaze.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
sorry for slow art. heres a WIP of Paccom's Planes
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
A while back I joked that the Chinese emulation handhelds would evolve into a viable platform in a decade but honestly when all of this is over Anbernic might be viable because every other console maker died.
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
OFFICIAL CABLE FROM LONDON TO WASHINGTON HRH The Princess Elizabeth, Duchess of Edinburgh, would like more of this "White Monster" if at all possible.
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Concept: Cert culinary specialist being forced to make fast food recipes for VIP Gennies
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
This is from the editor of the "Economist," and with all due respect, I do not think this is a surprising conflict at all. It's just typical fascist reactionary modernism, going back to Marinetti and the Italian Futurists.
"But then the last part got a lot of attention. I think an important side of Elon is his political side — his role in the Trump administration but also his interventions into European politics.

I was, and am, genuinely baffled by the gap between the extraordinarily expansive view of humanity that he shows when he’s talking about the future, and interstellar travel, and being a multiplanetary civilization, and all that stuff and then the kind of tribalism cesspit of social media that he’s in. He says that the most important thing with AI is to ensure that it is truth seeking and curious. Then you look at the stuff that he propagates on X and it’s not truth seeking, a lot of it. It’s caricature. It’s dystopia."
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Problems Clown, Esq. @deltavelocity.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Mr President. We’re out of piss
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Vaquera Elisa @boxelderdust.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
“that benefit few” One of the easiest ways you can tell that the Iraq War wasn’t about Bush stealing Iraq’s oil is in how many of its and his once fervent supporters have spent the last 18 years incandescently furious that Bush didn’t steal Iraq’s oil and drop their gas prices
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Materialist Gnostic @walmsley.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
this is probably cooked but if we're talking about COVID harms I think people hated Rise of Skywalker even more than the large amount it deserves because it was the last movie many of them saw in theaters for like two years
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pushfreight/tyeagg @pushfreight.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
i felt compelled to touch up a project from 2 years ago for some reason, now i kinda wanna try doing a proper planetary assault sequence
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