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Problems Clown, Esq.

@deltavelocity.bsky.social
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Problems Clown, Esq. @deltavelocity.bsky.social · 11h
No but the bomb dogs Soviets trained to dive under tanks absolutely count
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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 21h
I am aware of a generational national trauma!
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Problems Clown, Esq. @deltavelocity.bsky.social · 20h
Tbf when I said “kamikaze drone” I was more thinking Shaheds
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Problems Clown, Esq. @deltavelocity.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Torpedos are cruise missiles in this paradigm btw
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Problems Clown, Esq. @deltavelocity.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Kamikaze drone? Cruise missile. Hypersonic boost glide vehicle? really fast engineless cruise missile. unmanned suicide boat? aquatic cruise missile.
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b. supp @valhallabackgirl.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I built my Reddit algorithm BRICK BY BRICK.
TheyDidTheMath Sub reddit post with a large man scuba diving and farting. The post reads “if someone farted all the way at the bottom of Mariana’s trench, how long would it take the bubble to reach the surface? Would the gas still be warm by the time it made it? Would it still stink”
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Problems Clown, Esq. @deltavelocity.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
> revolutionary new weapon that will change the nature of battle > look inside > it’s a cruise missile again
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Problems Clown, Esq. @deltavelocity.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
This is beautiful
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Valk @einherjarvalk.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
this has lived in my head for a week and I gotta let it out
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Problems Clown, Esq. @deltavelocity.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Glory to Consolidated Widgets, Limited. Death to Ploob, The Missile Company
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Valk @einherjarvalk.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
*elite* ball knowledge on display from Project Aces in this throwaway gag
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Valk @einherjarvalk.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
minor detail but it’s *extremely funny* that this presumable Belkan nationalist is implied to live in Sapin
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Vaquera Elisa @boxelderdust.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Ten years ago, the BBC was considered the gold standard for quality truthful journalism about things that mattered Now, after a decade of progress and development, it does this
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Casaubon @zas.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The Gruber article makes me v sad and I think the core of a lot of people's denial about X is this idea that surely it is more likely that X is fine than that the state of affairs in our world and information environments is so fallen that the largest text based public square is run by and for nazis
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Adam Ragusea @aragusea.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
You can’t say the newspaper business didn’t try to modernize.
A used Nintendo DS cartridge selling for $5: “USA Today Crosswords”
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Quinta Jurecic @qjurecic.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
trump [waving bible in front of them]: you morons love this shit huh 
[audience going berserk]
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maud @peloriemate.net · 10/10/2026
i got so many people calling this tweet fakeposting back when i made it but since this is bluesky and things have less reach on here im just going to post the photo
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
An example of ‘accuracy’ not being an essential part of good storytelling.
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mallow's hyperrealistic blood @bajablastenjoyer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
as a member of the gas station substance abuse community, i disavow this man
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Plain James @plainnjames.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re sexy James Talarico of the Houston Wokes
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Arcion @arcion.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Winged Beast who chases The Moon #AC8 #AceCombat
Rex, or the Wings of Theve, depicted as a long dragon with many feathered wings, five of which are colored red. He gazes up at a stylized moon adrift in the star-speckled night sky. Silhouettes of both the Lighthouse Space Elevator and the Tonitrus Spear Satellite are visible in the background. 

I chose a dragon for Rex because. Okay well honestly I just really love dragons. But because they’re often depicted as powerful and elegant mythological beings, who fit in well with Rex being an almost mythical figure in the story, who dances gracefully through the sky and canonically is just this unstoppable monster who tears through any opposition (also it let me put the Five Wings on one figure). 

But even for such a powerful creature, to fell the Moon itself is no easy task.
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Problems Clown, Esq. @deltavelocity.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
As I recall the, Switch 1 was sold at a profit. Switch 2 is a loss leader, though.
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Problems Clown, Esq. @deltavelocity.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Do you ever think Sebulba thinks about how he got beaten by Baby Space Heydrich. Like once the galaxy learned who Darth Vader was does he go “damn, I *REALLY* fucked up not killing that kid.”
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Impressed with the level of nuance they gave Sebulba, the pod racer that walks on his hands like they’re feet from Episode 1.
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Problems Clown, Esq. @deltavelocity.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
IIRC “yetts o’ Muckhart” literally means “Gates of Muckhart”
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Problems Clown, Esq. @deltavelocity.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
(Grandparents lived there before they passed)
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Problems Clown, Esq. @deltavelocity.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Muckhart mentioned…
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Brad Lander @bradlander.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Tonight we read the heartrending words of those who lost Israeli loved ones on Oct 7th — and Palestinian loved ones in the three years since. We said kaddish for all of them. We refused to compromise on anyone’s humanity. No amount of shouting stopped us. May their memory be for a blessing.
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sakajun @sakajun.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
月世界へ (アポロ月面着陸成功の貢献者、技術者マーガレット・ハミルトンさん) ※過去作。
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The funniest thing about Hegseth’s maniacal misguided focus on military fitness is how every time he works out with the troops, it demonstrates he’s actually bad at it.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I respect the people who said “join the UK” for the pure “this whole thing was a mistake, let’s call it off“ vibes.
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
watching GOP electeds who have never run a competitive general campaign in their life run in a real race is like watching a bunch of flightless birds loosed in NYC
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Problems Clown, Esq. @deltavelocity.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’d just like to point out that “rotating villain” tripe doesn’t really work when it’s the same jackass every time
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Problems Clown, Esq. @deltavelocity.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ps1 rhino...
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Rugby Respecter @whatmcgives.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
S-tier meme just dropped
Chicago Pope saying "Great things happen in Chicago."
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Problems Clown, Esq. @deltavelocity.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
yeah, the translation to english has always been a little rough, but I guess it's something I'm used to with the series personally still not as bad as the PS2 era english versions' issues with conjugations like "there is three kinds of aces" and "what has borders given us" ig lol
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Problems Clown, Esq. @deltavelocity.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I know and I LOVE it Ace Combat’s never been shy about beating you over the head with the intended message and I love it for that
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Remember when he and Putin got caught on a mic and Putin was rambling about how biotechnology was going to let people live forever and Xi was trying to make small talk.
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One of my favorite things to do on the old site was to come up with ideas for future history books published by academic presses in the future, if only to figure out where people think history (and academia) will be at
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Doug Winter @doug.winter.cx · 22/09/2026
I would never try to explain the appeal of wh40k because nobody would believe how genuinely good the good bits are - and the bad bits are really, really quite bad.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The way I explain it is that the best bits of 40k fiction are about surviving and finding meaning in a universe that is deeply stupid and horrible and this is very relatable in these very stupid and horrible times.
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Problems Clown, Esq. @deltavelocity.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Immeasurable aura
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Talia al Ghoul 🏳️‍⚧️ @usili.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Some of you might enjoy this late night photo of the Space Shuttle Orbiter's birthplace in Palmdale~
The Rockwell plant in Palmdale where the Space Shuttles were built up. Space Shuttle Columbia is on right, waiting for her full series of modifications post STS-9, while on the left, Space Shuttle Atlantis is slowly taking shape, with much of her frame still present.

In enter of it all lies a poster that reads:

"A Spaceship Has Landed on Earth

[image of Space Shuttle]

It Came From Rockwell"
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Okay, so I have a plan to get everyone on our side. First, we be absolutely as viscerally unpleasant as possible. Next, we downplay any time we get what we want, say it's the bare minimum and so forth. Finally, if anyone gives up and says we win or apologizes, we belittle them.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
playing the WD-40 game
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Problems Clown, Esq. @deltavelocity.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
wait fuck do they measure yield in terajoules instead of kilotons of TNT, or is kilotons metric enough for them
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Problems Clown, Esq. @deltavelocity.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
only country whose nuclear doctrine includes nuclear warning shots
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Problems Clown, Esq. @deltavelocity.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i respect that out of any country in Europe the French response to perceived threats by the russians is to go "I swear to god i will stab you in the liver if you start shit"
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Problems Clown, Esq. @deltavelocity.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality should not be a relevant text to any sort of philosophical movement
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Problems Clown, Esq. @deltavelocity.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I hate how in this day and age that it is necessary to be terminally online to fully understand the most powerful people in society
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