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deadmoney @deadmoney.bsky.social · 4h
STOP THE COUNT #nyr
NHL standings page showing the 2W-1L New York Rangers in first place, by virtue of having 1-2 more games played than every other team in the division.
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New York Rangers (Unofficial) @notnyrangers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
THE FIRST RANGERS GOALTENDER TO SCORE A GOAL: IGOR SHESTERKIN #NYR
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deadmoney @deadmoney.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Arnold passing the torch to Ritchson as America's Favorite Musclebound Guy.
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
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deadmoney @deadmoney.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
American institutions in one post
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The extraordinary spectacle of Tommy Tuberville trying to start a new hate & fear campaign against furries in the airline industry when his whole party are a bunch of goddamn human trafficking pedophiles.
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OrcGirlBoss @orc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gas high
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deadmoney @deadmoney.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Impressed with me (solid career, married well, raising incredibly creative kids who encouraged me to start writing again) Disappointed with the world, though. His political awakening (Bush v. Gore) would come later that year, and it's (mostly) all downhill from there.
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deadmoney @deadmoney.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So I guess this guy is the new Dolly, but then which song is going to be his "Jolene"?
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deadmoney @deadmoney.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This guy is very good at this, and he's Muslim, so naturally the centrists who are fine with making money off of fascism are trying to tank his candidacy.
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Literally any Muslim, even those not born yet or children at the time, are responsible for 9/11, which no Israeli person, even those shooting the guns or dropping the bombs, is responsible for the genocide in Gaza. This is a basic, across the board, mainstream opinion in the US and Europe.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So funny watching the media try to write 2000's era Grand Theft Auto Outrage articles now that the whole country is a casino run by murderers.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
the problem is, they're trying to lose it
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Mike McGranaghan @aisleseat.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This anecdote about Jean-Claude Van Damme on the set of STREET FIGHTER cracks me up.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 27/08/2026
elected democrats working themselves up into a dancing plague about a twitch streamer in possibly the most winnable environment for an opposition party in the history of the planet. beautiful stuff
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Boze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton rose from poverty to stardom. She gave $500 to every student in her hometown who finished high school; she built hospitals & bald eagle preserves; her Imagination Library has gifted 300 million books to children. Roger Ebert met her and came away thinking she was a literal angel. RIP.
“In Dallas for the premier of '9 to 5', I had an uncanny experience, and on the plane home to Chicago I confessed it to Siskel: I had been granted a private half hour with Dolly Parton, and as we spoke I was filled with a strange ethereal grace. This was not spiritual, nor was it sexual. It was healing and comforting. Gene listened and said, "Roger, I felt the exact same thing during my interview with her." We looked at each other. What did this mean? Neither one of us ever felt that feeling again. From time to time we would refer to it in wonder.”
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Maggie Serota @maggieserota.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Natalie Harp quoting Pride and Prejudice to a dude who used to fast-forward through Bloodsport to all the times dudes got kicked in the balls
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
CHEKHOV'S GOT A GUN CHEKHOV'S GOT A GUN WHAT WILL THE CLIMAX BEEEEE WHEN WE HIT ACT THREEEEEEE
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Hakeem Jeffries is not up for the job. They have got to get rid of him in January.
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social
uhh i think you guys are gonna want to see this (i try to swing the monitor around but it's not on a swivel and it snaps off its base and clatters onto the floor)
9:06 PM • Mar 11, 2025
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
age 16: Computers are amazing! I'm going to do amazing things with computers! age 46: explaining to the fourth person this week why Chat GPT is not a replacement for a functional search engine or the library or friends
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Matt Pearce @mattdpearce.com · 11/08/2026
I’m learning that the people who gamified paragraphs are having trouble reading books. www.axios.com/2026/08/11/r...

AXIOS

Al has become my reading buddy as I've plowed through my summer book list, helping me keep track of plots and characters, unpack themes, and make sense of wordy, old prose.
• Why it matters: The way many of us actually read books - a few pages before bed, a chapter at the beach, another on a plane - makes it easy to lose the thread. Al can help you pick it back up without starting over.
Ш I really got into using Al while reading James Fenimore Cooper's "The Last of the Mohicans." The text was far too dense for casual vacation reading. My first prompt asked:
• "T'd like a guide as I read The Last of the Mohicans who can help me understand what I've read and where the story is, without giving spoilers or getting ahead of my progress. Can you do this, chapter by chapter?"
• The robot agreed: "Cooper's sentences are long and his diction is archaic."
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sarah l. hawthorn (A FATE WORSE THAN DROWNING '26) @slhawthorn.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I don't want email summaries I don't want youtube video summaries I don't want search summaries I don't want anything made by a water-guzzling liar and thief with no mind, soul, or bigger purpose other than making everything around me worse, uglier and warmer. No amount of pop ups will convince me!
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title is “Cats living together”.
The first panel shows a black cat and orange cat cuddling with their eyes closed. The orange cat says “I love you”. The black cat says “I love you too”.
The second panel zooms in on them. 
The third panel shows the orange cat opening its eyes.
The fourth panel shows the orange cat raising its paw to punch the black cat. It says, “Actually you know what”.
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deadmoney @deadmoney.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
After rewatching the Matrix trilogy 20+ years later, here is my hot take. While the first movie is overall the best one, the lobby shootout is actually boring late 90s edgelord bullshit that doesn't hold up at all, and both sequels (yes, even Revolutions) have far better action set pieces.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 03/08/2026
Bluesky is a "liberal bubble" because fascist chuds can't get traction without algorithmic assistance and because people here trained themselves to block "debate me" trybois the instant they roll up
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
There’s a fight that @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social has been deferring. Now that TPS for Haitians is gone, he can’t defer it any longer. The road to abolishing ICE begins with local obstruction — not just the noncooperation of so-called sanctuary laws. And not taking it risks discrediting socialism.
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The End of TPS for Haitians Is A Moment of Truth for Zohran Mamdani
Will 'municipal socialism' stand by as ICE snatches, cages and deports tens of thousands of New Yorkers? Or will it resist?
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John Hudgens @johnhudgens.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Spaceballs: The Extended Universe graphics from yesterday's SDCC panel - Part One
Spaceballs Extended Universe: Begin Here - Spaceballs: The New OneSpaceballs Extended Universe: Phase One:
Spaceballs: The Schwartz Awakens
Spaceballs: The Franchise Menace
Spaceballs: Winnebago Nights
Spaceballs: Super Duber Secret Wars

Spaceballs Extended Universe: Phase Two
Dark Helmet Origins: A Spaceballs Story
Dark Helmet Origins 2: Even Younger
Dark Helmet Origins 3: Youngest
Dark Helmet Origins Origins: Where It All Began

A Flat Circle
Spaceballs: The Animated Series
Spaceballs: The Animated Series Reboot
Spaceballs: The Animated Series Live-Action
Spaceballs: The Animated Series: The MusicalSpaceballs Extended Universe: Phase 3 (or is it 6?)
Yogurt: Schwartz & All
Mawg: The Last Dawg Standing
Heroes of Druidia: Rogue Dumb
Spaceballs: For Kids

Spaceballs Extended Universe: Phase 5 (maybe 7)
Spaceballs: The Musical
Pizza the Hutt: Cheesy Does It: A Spaceballs Story
Lone Star: The Twilight Years
Vespa
2 Space 2 Balls
Schwartzatar: Just Begging for a Lawsuit
Dot Matrix: A Druish Hope
Colonel Sandurz: Who You Callin' Chicken?

Spaceballs Extended Universe: Phase 4? (We Lost Count)
Spaceballs vs. Spaceballs
Spaceballs vs. Spaceballs vs. Spaceballs
Spaceballs: Enough is Enough
Spaceballs: Enough is Never EnoughSpaceballs Extended Universe: Phase 6 (?)
Spaceballs: The Cookbook
Spaceballs: The Lunchbox
Spaceballs: The Coloring Book
Spaceballs: The Frangrance (Smells Like Lonestar)
Spaceballs: The Board Game
Spaceballs: The NFT Collection
Spaceballs: The Lawsuit
Spaceballs: The Apology
Spaceballs: The Retraction
Spaceballs: The Apology for the Retraction
Spaceballs: Earnings Call Q2

Spaceballs Extended Universe: Phase 7
Spaceballs: The Musical
Spaceballs: The Musical Live!
Spaceballs: The Musical: The Real Live Tour
Spaceballs: The Musical: The Realer Live Tour
Spaceballs: The Musical: The Cruise
Spaceballs: The Musical: The Karaoke Experience
Spaceballs: The Musical: The Album
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deadmoney @deadmoney.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Hell yeah fuck yeah
Screenshot of the achievement for beating Honor Mode in Baldur's Gate 3
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
the weather in new york right now feels like an apology for last week
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heaumeau e. rotacism @vashwood.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
joining the war on taco bell on the side of taco bell
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deadmoney @deadmoney.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Without saying your age, what's your favorite movie that came out when you were 18?
Jim Carrey in "The Truman Show"
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Making Count von Count watch a 0-0 half is rude.
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A.A. Dowd @aadowd.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
THE ODYSSEY's instantly, predictably enormous success is Exhibit #32176 that the right wing's grievance-farming operation is not some great American cultural shift. Most people don't give a shit about their petty crusades.
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 14/07/2026
Graham Platner's collapse is an indictment of what Twitter has done to people's brains, and a major W for this platform and the general idea of "not spending time in Elon Musk's sandbox" slate.com/technology/2...
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Graham Platner Was the Perfect Twitter Candidate
Social media transformed his campaign into a political mirage.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 14/07/2026
before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. that way, you can sell the second one to fund your journey. follow me for more Revenge Grindset tips and tricks
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deadmoney @deadmoney.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
RIP Sam Neill, catalyst for what I consider the greatest YTMND of all time. jurassicparkwtf.ytmnd.com (NSFW language)
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Holy shi* it's a Dinosaur! WTF? (jurassic park)
Upon seeing dinosaurs, grant and that chick are like WTF?
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Gareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Me: Okay, there's been a thunderstorm, the heatwave should be over now. (New health bar appears) (The sun is now named 'Sol, Starflame of Regret') (Objectively the greatest piece of classical music ever recorded starts playing).
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deadmoney @deadmoney.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
You're all going to feel really stupid when Lindsey emerges days from now, bloodied and smelling of sulphur, having fought through the depths of Hell itself to rescue Mitch.
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Meghan O'Keefe @megsokay.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Wooderworld
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Brooke Pierce @bpie7.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
People are right to be mad about the predictable Platner fiasco, but it's worth remembering that last year a ton of establishment Democrats supported disgraced sexual harasser Andrew Cuomo against clean-as-a-whistle Zohran. Tolerating problem men is an issue across the ideological spectrum.
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deadmoney @deadmoney.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Do these goal scoring records even matter when you can choose your best guy to take penalties regardless of who was fouled?
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
PHOEBE BRIDGERS: and what *I'M* saying is that pre-snap motion has become such a staple of Shanahan Tree coaching schemes that modern defenses have fully adapted by filling any potential leverage gaps ANDY REID: (nodding while eating a big bowl of spaghetti)
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Sorry I was absent from my job as the Baby Healthcare Slasher. I had depression for reasons that I’m sure are entirely unrelated to that. Anyways back to my job giving everyone infectious diseases and driving teenagers to suicide.
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clyde bruckman's skeleton's final repost @ultralaser.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
literally anyone in dem leadership or punditry who is framing what happened in new york last night as anything other than the voters signalling a clear desire for the party to take a different path going forward is lying to you in service of some kind of existing power structure that is failing you
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Joel
@snufkinlib.bsky.social
trying to play peekaboo with my child but he's a European diplomat:

me: where'd daddy go?

baby: we must articulate a post-daddy vision of strategic autonomy

me: peekaboo!

baby: my historic relationship with my father is stable despite recent troubles
2:29 AM • Apr 29, 2026
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Amy @pineappleheave.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
When your toxic coworker gives you shit about a 7am cherry coke
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deadmoney @deadmoney.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Me last year: Ugh, that yard sign people put up after the election is kind of cringe Me last night: THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FORETOLD
a yard sign that reads "Presidents are temporary - Wu-Tang is Forever"
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Holy. Fucking. Shit
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