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@deadblossomjesse.bsky.social
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 6m
Average democrat after witnessing Kristallnacht in 1938: "This evening should raise certain questions about concerns that some people might have about what Hitler is or is not interested in, whether you're a Nazi or not"
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 3h
Live now Halloween stuff. If you link me to a halloween costume that makes me visibly or audibly react, you "Win" today's game twitch.tv/deadblossomj...
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DeadBlossomJesse - Live on Twitch
Halloween stuff LOL | Bad Costume Challenge: see if you can link me to a picture of a halloween costume that makes me visibly react | Streaming just chatting.
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 5h
He is not ALLOWED to sit like that.
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 6h
Frankly at this point morbidly curious to see what could possibly happen with this. We are epic games and we have decided to make our games in the same way a 19 year old adds thong outfits to Resident Evil 9.
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 6h
I love the statement of like "He can't break his contract after he found out. He had to do the movie" no he didn't. Did they contract say if he bailed he'd be put into a fuckin oubliette? You can quit jobs
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 20h
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The longest subathon I've ever done. In the computer, for up to 7 days. Trapped inside the cyberverse. I cannot fucking wait. I'm live on twitch until the timer says nay, starting October 23rd at 12pm pacific, 3pm eastern. I hope you'll be there
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This week on stream. Halloweek. Monster week
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Roof looks like the roof of a plastic shed. Dogshit ass new construction type beat
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN
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juli-aaahh!!! (that's me yellin) @bonesnotncluded.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
scrooge, still in his pajamas and cap, excitedly leaning out of a window and exclaiming "then i haven't missed it!"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/10/2026
Elderly Man Looks Even Sadder When Smiling
Elderly Man Looks Even Sadder When Smiling
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I mean it's consistent, it's the whole MO of his worldview. Might makes right, but dumbed down even further. The winner should win and the loser sucks for losing or trying. It's how he sees every interaction between 2 things
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Thank God webcams suck ass, man
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The Alan Partridge zombie is the best idea for a Halloween costume I have ever seen
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Trump: I could say the stupidest things and you'd clap
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
four years ago I posted this image of paleontologist Jan Smit looking at rocks and his son-in-law replied with something even better
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Then what the hell are the power bomb blocks for? When those were introduced I was like, oh he's gonna get the power bomb and come back later
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I want to you live but how funny would it be to pick then up, say "Oh gee oh boy thanks! I can't wait to use them!" And then blow your brains out right there in place
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Houseplants in Videogames @houseplantsinvg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Beast Within: A Gabriel Knight Mystery (1995, PC) Nice plant.
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 09/10/2026
Scream And Shout For 240 Minutes With This Old Lady's Saggy Belly
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I've got a really good idea for what he should do next. But I'll keep it to myself
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amber @bloodberrytart.bsky.social · 13/09/2023
the opening paragraph to Nintendo Power's July 2000 reveal of Kirby 64 is insane
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
brutal stuff
twitch chat message from cb_longneck: hi tom! a few months ago my housemate and i saw you bite the end off a cucumber outside the the supermarket near our house. gave us both a chuckle. hope all is well
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We're gonna watch a video called "How to kiss to turn your man on" twitch.tv/deadblossomj...
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DeadBlossomJesse - Live on Twitch
Dilbert Week 3: Dudge in Love | Streaming just chatting.
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aLec robBins @alecrobbins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
looked up mine and this is killing me lmao
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
hahahahaha
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
VOTE NO on Pro 75 (the 'TAX DRACULA' bill.) If we try to tax Dracula, he will simply move away to Texas.
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's a very long format and I have had several matches go to decking out. I really like that but it is very much that way
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Beetle Moses built this in an APARTMENT! With a box of BOOKS!!!
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Alright wise guy, let's see how YOU like it!!"
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tonight on the stream I am doing "Judge Dilbert". I'm sorry for being so mad yesterday. I like streaming again, now that the stream is Judge Dilbert
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STORES Podcast @storesthepodcast.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
another week of talking about toon force new ep with Harry Nelson out now! www.youtube.com/watch?v=4USM...
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Da Borderlands Lore Knower @thelukeman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 06/10/2026
Trump: "In Texas, he talks about 'I'm a vaygan I'm a vaygan' he's a vaygan vaygan meaning he likes lettuce"
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
it seems like some people are getting contacted by bots or some kind of scam wave on my channel, if you receive discord DMs or twitch whispers from unknown accounts exercise caution and skepticism! Thank you
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Doctor: Here is antibiotics. Take this huge horse pill every day Me: Okay. Will it help me feel normal. Doctor: It will make your shits completely insane liquid Me: Okay. Doctor: Using it creates super viruses that cannot be destroyed Me: Okay. Doctor: Kill yourself Me: :P
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Honestly I am soooooo fine with this. If I'm buying a collector booster I am doing it to AVOID bulk lmao. And it might mean a weird foil Common is a cool thing to have again
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 05/10/2026
I Wanna Fuck a LOT in This Hospital
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
TREBEK: According to the lyrics of rapper Lil Ten Five Lb Labey, your nose bridge will be snapping and your cranium will be cracking when you let her drop 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 bowling ball sized snack on your face. CONTESTANT:
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Have me back on. I'm bored.
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Da Borderlands Lore Knower @thelukeman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i didnt know you could see my balls during the record. it feels like something either the other host or the producer could have trold me
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is awful news
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Stupid fucking idea for a week. Dumbass. Shitty idea. These are my streams this week. Fuck!!!
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lmao
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This gives me an idea for a career...
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I like Jount Starcula.
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I am going to Vancouver next weekend. If anyone has any ideas of Vancouver things lmk. I will do 1 extra thing.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 04/10/2026
Trump: "I take an aspirin a day. I don't know if it works but psychologically I need it. It thins the hell out of your blood I guess ... They want me to go down to the 80. I take the 386. I don't know what the hell it is. It's a monster. They said, 'Sir, you don't need that!'"
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
this is so fucking funny lmao
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