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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan

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Multiple Rovert Theory @mongoebooks.bsky.social · 5h
If you see someone post something positive about "Artificial Intelligence" or "AI" and you do not correct them that it is "Super Intelligence" or "SI" you are not a leftist.
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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 5h
You act like some sort of expert but don’t even know that it’s called Super Intelligence
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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you watch a random episode of tales from the crypt and its shot by dean god damn cundey
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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
they were always against the bad thing the second they’re fucking out of office
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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it kind of rules that PAC will never get the constant eddie guerrero tribute spots because the only people who can replicate his big moves are absolute freaks like ricochet and ospreay
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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
glenn danzig went from making punk rock about spooky monsters to making metal about spooky monsters
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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You know that the Cornell 7 are insanely guilty because it’s the current hobby horse of both Greenwald and Tracey
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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Stress Fractures in Titanium.”
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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
you did it to whore yourself out for some polymarket money
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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This really hurts. Malcolm was a great guy and an incredible writer, in any form of media or genre he wanted to try. In a way he represented the sort of stuff that made the internet so full of promise in the 00s.
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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do we think Chris Hansen does the popcorn trick at the movies?
pedo hunter chris hansen at the movies with his wife with a bag of popcorn in his lap
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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
enzo maresca found dead in a pink cadillac as layla plays
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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I would say Shogun should be higher but they decided to ruin that with doing the second season
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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Mamdani makes his first true major blunder and refers to the play Macbeth by name on the stage
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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the triumphal arch would be more effective if you built it after winning a military conflict for the first time in decades
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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
we should tell the american military that pat’s last name is tillman
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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Matthew Rhys needs to take a year off of making tv shows so he can recreate the Jack Nicholson “bet you’re glad I didn’t make any movies this year” story to who ever wins best lead actor next
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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
we don’t appreciate how crazy it is that deshaun watson’s private qb coach to this day goes on twitter daily to argue with people that he’s actually playing really well
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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
if you always know where the camera is and act quirky, you can quite literally get away with being a rapist
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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
29 unanswered points allowed against carson wentz to end the game lmao
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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The team whose biggest offseason move was banning seed oils from the facility got their asses kicked by the Jets
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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“Never Forget” that if a large scale terrorist attack happened in NYC today, the average conservative would absolutely be celebrating it just like the made up in their heads Muslims in New Jersey did 25 years ago
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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Apparently the Houthis care about revenge for 9/11 more than Americans do
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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I love how this guy is clearly the source for all the negative Fetterman stories but won’t ever say anything about him in public
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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
there is no way that there is an actual prominent MAGA streamer named Matt Tardio
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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I saw that Dan Stevens is playing “The Five Borough Killer” in the new Dexter season. This sounds awesome if he lists the five boroughs by name every episode he’s in
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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
another point for surgeons being the dumbest of the useful doctors
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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
if you are a fan of the film obsession you should try out some ec comics
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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I appreciate this guy’s existence because if he does something that sucks you can just call him PFILE and be done for the day
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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
he should’ve did it with a boner like that mark grace story
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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
it’s really funny how many times they gave denis leary tough guy roles during the 90s
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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
guy who covers the nfl doesn’t know what the term free press means what a surprise
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Comics Covers @comicscovers.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Ghosts 69 (2963)
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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
we need to put more fentanyl in the world’s cocaine supply
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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I loved the first season where all the cop actors would play the perps with the blurred out faces. Niecy was great as TT
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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
for that stupid asshole? let him get paralyzed for all I care
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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
trying to pander to a group of people who actively want your league to die seems like a poor business strategy
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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
when will historians begin studying The Last Dance as the most successful propaganda of all time
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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
teasing that they’re doing a krakoa era story for the x-men movie relaunch is so dumb. why are they obsessed with immediately adapting famous arcs that require having a history with the characters? the same problem happened being obsessed with doing dark phoenix in the fox movies
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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
A friend DM’d me the correct answer which is Mina Kimes
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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It’s hard to think of any sort of relationship news that would give us a reaction as funny as single AOC has been, but I can think of one. It’s in the world of sports if anyone wants to guess.
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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
the soy right
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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
american journalists are handling the plane incident in an even more pathetic way than the wrestlers when vince mcmahon left a plane full of wrestlers on a saudi arabian tarmac
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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
they all voted for him so it’s pretty awesome tbh
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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
it’s going to be really funny in a month when conservatives are going to try and elevate the anniversary of charlie kirk’s death over the 25th anniversary of 9/11
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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I thought this guy wasn’t a great writer but I was wrong this is really funny shit
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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Sutter Cane Appears in The Mouth Of Madness
ALT: Sutter Cane Appears in The Mouth Of Madness
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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
wait is kang married to one of the 2020 warren staffers who got the unfortunate choice of tattoo on their wrists?
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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Funnily enough Royce White was a Woke 1 icon because his plane anxiety
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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I love that seemingly one of the conditions of using “The Champ” for commercials is using the part at the end where there’s record scratching with Just Blaze saying Ghostface Killah
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