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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 16h
Heathcliff the cat driving a ham with a ham helmet on while a butcher stands in front of a meat shop with hams in the window telling a woman "THIS IS HAM WEATHER"
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 16h
i still have thoughts on how the lasagna factory should be run though and you need to continue to take my opinion seriously
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 16h
when i voted to put garfield in charge of the lasagna factory i didnt realize hed eat all the lasagna
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 19h
stamped on these lifeless things, The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed: And on the pedestal these words appear: "10 scooby doo remakes entirely made by computers: viewed by computers,
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 19h
People forget that J6 was successful. Everyone who participated was let out of jail and the guy who perpetrated it is President again. There were no consequences. They have plenty of incentive to do a much bigger and worse version.
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davidtodd64.bsky.social @davidtodd64.bsky.social · 17h
He's finally gonna do Infrastructure Week
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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
A tree on my block got hit by a car and somehow survived. Each day it gets closer to its old self, slowly healing. Unfortunately there’s nothing to learn from this, if that happened to me I’d have been killed. I’m jealous of the tree and would destroy it if I were strong enough
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
THE WHITE SOX
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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
new wolfenstein looks like shit
its pete hegseth splaying his arms christlike at a podium with all sorts of americana bunting thats got a distinct fash aesthetic
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davidtodd64.bsky.social @davidtodd64.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No man has ever been as Recently Divorced as our boy Rod
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm
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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Still reeling from the reminder that "*Trump wriggles his way out of the jam easily*" was posted BEFORE the Access Hollywood tape dropped www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...
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The tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNN
It’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The America.gov website. Image of man in a garage on his phone. Text reads "how do i get rid of a body?"
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The common thread in Pete Hegseth's rant to the troops, JD Vance suggesting Talarico is a pedophile, Brendan Carr calling the Trump ads aired with tax dollars "normal force PSAs," and Eric Schmitt fabricating a Jack Smith conspiracy is the whole GOP is incentivized to be performatively evil.
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We don’t spend enough time talking about just how WEIRD all these people are. This is just an incredibly weird and insecure thing to say. Imagine any other SecDef ever being this weird and insecure?!
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Whether it’s Benjamin Netanyahu empowering Hamas, presiding over a massive intelligence failure that let them kill 1,200 Israelis on October 7th, and then killing 74,000 Palestinians in response or Zohran Mamdani pointing out that he did this, both men have fueled their bitter feud.
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fish are friends
Stop using anti-fish language
Instead of: this seems fishy
Try saying:
this seems like a situation in which we should consult the wisdom and grace of the European seabass, a species with which i would entrust my entire life and personal safety
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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
get yourself a grump Husband who loves old graveyard
FirefighterKindly349 OP • 14d

Amazing thank you! My grump Husband (who was a coal miner in England starting at age 16. Guess he has reason to be grumpy) loves old graveyard.
So do l! I am going to plan activities for us, stuff I know husband will like (kid is happy if husband is) so l have my first thing which is the graveyard.
Thanks! Any good antique stores? Just to look?
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The Trandalorian @charliejaneanders.com · 30/09/2026
I really do think tech crossed a line at some point between "helping you do the things you want to do" on the one hand, and "helping you do the things tech wants you to do" on the other. At this point, we're all contorting ourselves to live how the tech industry thinks we should be living.
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davidtodd64.bsky.social @davidtodd64.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
yeah that tracks
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 29/09/2026
New way for trillionaires to debase themselves in breathless servitude to another man just dropped
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We believe superintelligence will create significant new opportunities for all people and businesses. Meta already serves billions of people at scale and helps hundreds of millions of businesses reach customers. Today we are starting the next major pillar of our business, Meta Enterprise Platform, to help businesses use Al to grow and transform in new ways as well.
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Theodore Grunewald @tedgrunewald.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
JCO for the win.
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Spooky Sammi Skeletons @froondingloom.bsky.social · 02/10/2024
"Well, Agent Double Oh Seven, I think this time my 'gizmos' as you so blithely call them will pack quite a surprise for you!" [Q hands Bond a paper bag with a snubnose 357, twenty six dollars in assorted bills, and one warm can of pepsi]
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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Timnit Gebru @timnitgebru.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
Oh look. More things that makes sense happening in these United States.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Canada is maybe the best country. I love Canada so much that when I listen to Sloan I don’t even skip the drummer’s songs.
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There's this really odd pattern with Bari Weiss, JD Vance, Richard Hanania etc, where they rise to prominence because their main skill is cultivating the friendship of wealthy patrons, but it's impossible to figure out how they do it because they constantly exude a pungent strain of anti-charisma.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Western Massachusetts is none of our business" was Lovecraft's only insight that aged well
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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Bruce Springsteen is 77. Seen here looking like a guy in Twin Peaks who’s telling Coop that the birds fly backwards over the town between 1.22am - 2.22am.
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Hunter Walker @hunterw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wow. Sounds like we should just shut down these companies and stop using it?
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit
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ᴡᴇ ʙᴜɪʟᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄɪᴛʏ @webuiltthiscity.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This genuinely made me laugh out loud today
HOW AM I DRIVING?
HOW DOES AN ENGINE EVEN WORK?
HOW CAN A LOVING GOD CAUSE SUCH AGONY
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
lol
Elon artLeatherface, resembling Elon art
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davidtodd64.bsky.social @davidtodd64.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Scare-emy Haunt Wheels @kateneely.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ed Sheeran fans could save a lot of money just enjoying the ringtones that come with their phone
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Micah @rincewind.run · 21/09/2026
congratulations to everyone on reinventing Worse Cable
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"I hope people read my thread and respond to what I said and not whatever they made up in their head," I said, posting on the Responding To Whatever You Made Up In Your Head website
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Jason Bailey @jasondashbailey.com · 21/09/2026
None of us can top E.B. White on this argument
“Third, there is the New York of the person who was born somewhere else and came to New York in quest of something. Of these three trembling cities the greatest is the last--the city of final destination, the city that is a goal. It is this third city that accounts for New York's high-strung disposition, its poetical deportment, its dedication to the arts, and its incomparable achievements. Commuters give the city its tidal restlessness; natives give it solidity and continuity; but the settlers give it passion.”

-E.B. White, "Here is New York"
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Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Water tower Friend, NE
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Do you ever read a series of words
Includes exclusive Hanks for our troops pumpkin brulee
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I actually came up with the idea of filling the triumphal arch with "sniper ammunition" and drones. My thought was, since it's going to be hollow inside (?) there's a lot of great storage space in there that would otherwise be going unused. Simply put the sniper ammunition and drones in there.
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the much more disturbing "reverse pagliacci" where a clown tells you you should go see a doctor
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 18/09/2026
I also think that he is simply fascinated with death and intoxicated by the idea that he can inflict death.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 18/09/2026
RFK Jr. wants people to get sick. He wants them to get sick and he thinks it is a good thing if they die, since those who live will have "natural immunity" and emerge stronger and fitter.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 18/09/2026
Oh it’s Reacher, the largest man I have ever seen by quite some measure. Well, time to fight him one on one for some reason
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
'oh so you want china to beat us' bro what the hell do i care leave me to the humble life i am trying to build for myself
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i dont understand what winning ai means and why i should be scared of not winning ai
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Chris Cantwell @ifyoucantwell.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Jack Lemmon’s gravestone
Jack Lemmon’s gravestone which reads Jack Lemmon In then shows the ground
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