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David Sibley

@davidsibley.org
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Episcopal Priest in the Inland NW, Bishop-elect for the Bluegrass and Appalachian Kentucky; fully affirming; Originally from South Carolina (Go Gamecocks), proud Furman University Alum, Jeopardy! Champ / ToC Semifinalist.

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David Sibley @davidsibley.org · 23h
Do stud horses have their own ads in your local airport? They have them in my home base as of the middle of next month! I love it.
Ads for stud horses, including a 2024 Breeders Cup winner
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David Sibley @davidsibley.org · 29/09/2026
Of course the perfect vending machine appears when my daughter isn’t traveling with me. God, this is brilliant stuff.
Magna-tiles vending machine in IAH
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Roberto Rojas @robertorojas97.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Brazilian Portuguese commentary on that Tyler Loop field goal for the Ravens is exactly what everyone needs to hear right now
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Pregame Empire @pregameempire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the religious split of the ACC family is fascinating. Two Catholics (if you count the half sibling), one Methodist, a renounced Methodist, a renounced Baptist, two Baptists (Clemson and NC State), two atheists (Cal and GT), an agnostic (Stanford), and a Satanist (Miami). The rest fall where they may
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it’s ok. the cowboys keep sucking but hey, here in dallas we still have luka don— [a grand piano falls on my head]
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Pregame Empire @pregameempire.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
oh my god they’re gonna build out a whole cinematic universe
Mr. and Mrs. ACC are designed to extend well beyond a single commercial. The duo will serve as recurring characters throughout the academic year, with additional characters joining them as the campaign evolves.
Together, they will provide new opportunities to celebrate the traditions, rivalries, personalities and experiences that define ACC fandom across sports and key moments.
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hockey bear dot space @hockeybear.space · 26/09/2026
2026. Week 4. Indiana.
Guardian column by Adrian Chiles, edited to look like it's from Northwestern quarterback Aidan Chiles.

The headline, unchanged, says: "When I want to feel loved, I just go to a hardware store."

The subhed, slightly modified, says: "All I wanted is someone to help me get good at quarterbacking without treating me with contempt. Thank goodness for those small, independent coordinators – they nail it every time."

The picture in the article has been replaced with a photograph of Chip Kelly standing in an empty football stadium, wearing a hard hat.

The article is filed under the category "Opinion: Shops and Shopping" and is dated Fri 25 Sep 2026 20.00 EDT.
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David Sibley @davidsibley.org · 22/09/2026
As I get ready to move, I'm taking stock of all the things I will miss about the Inland Northwest - the wheat seasons; the wine vineyards around me; above all St. Paul's and my people there ...driving three hours to take a flight in order to ultimately save time, however, will not be missed
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Scott Spratt @scottspratt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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David Sibley @davidsibley.org · 22/09/2026
Tonight I need to finish paint touch up and hang photos before listing photos are taken and pack for ten days on the road before I come back and don’t get to enjoy the home improvements and pack the art. There’s a metaphor for something here, but I’m gonna try to make it go away by sheer denial.
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Aggies losing to Kentucky at home is the equivalent of the US losing to Iran. What sort of genius could pull both off? bsky.app/profile/cjze...
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obnoxiously pitt girl @opg.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Kentucky is one of many schools where the HR meme applies, with the football team being sweet and the men's basketball team necessitating a phone call
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
talk your shit, cayuts
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David Sibley @davidsibley.org · 20/09/2026
KENTUCKY
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 19/09/2026
First relatable thing he’s done in decades.
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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 19/09/2026
IS IT AN UNREASONABLE REQUEST TO HAVE A TIMEOUT GOING INTO THE SECOND FUXKING QUARTER? I DONT THINK THATS UNREASONABLE. Also RUN A FUCKING NORMAL PLAY ON 3rd and Goal JESUS CHRIST ON A FUCKING CRACKER IF YOUD RUN THAT BOOT THE POSSESION BEFORE WED BE UP 17-0 AND MY BP WOULD BE DONE 100
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Kentucky is PAVING the Aggies
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Dabo: well, I know another fella who just wouldn’t stay down
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Sensei Thunderfist, MD @notbumpwills.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@sickoscommittee.org College Station is infested with Surrender Cobras!!
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Lauren Brownlow @lebrownlow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The last time UNC won at Clemson, Philip Rivers didn't have any kids
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David Sibley @davidsibley.org · 19/09/2026
Go Cats
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David Sibley @davidsibley.org · 19/09/2026
South Carolina beat Kent State 57-0, while Ohio State won 59-3. Since we didn’t surrender any points, we’re clearly better, thanks for coming to my ted talk Now enjoy while we lose to Mississippi State
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don’t usually meddle on the writing side of Jeopardy!, but tonight I called in a favor for our Bluesky viewers.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The baseline level of Dumb Guy Pretending To Be Even Dumber in our culture is incredibly high at the moment, but this is an all-time performance in that category. Hall of Fame work in any era.
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jaker @jaker.fightins.online · 18/09/2026
light em up Chris this is good shit man
"As a person, she's kind, considerate, tough as hell, and resilient. If you don't know enough about Holly's career, this might be an opportunity to learn more because the ugliness of this week should never be what people think of when Holly Rowe's name comes up.
"But this is where we are in 2026. That some person, some human being out there, uses Al to create a video depicting violence against someone so respected and so beloved. And some percentage of people at a press conference, who are colleagues of Holly, who should look up to her, laugh about it.When someone lamented that "everyone [is] so offended about everything," Fowler replied, "Yeah your post is way off base.
And ignorant. Perhaps you have a rare talent for massively missing the point.
Two real people that I have known for decades being depicted in a case of physical abuse when isn't humor to me. I guess you're just another one who finds depictions of violence on women hilarious.'
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Squirrels on suicide missions have knocked out power to Castle Rock, Colorado twice this week. Our investigation has revealed a century of squirrel attacks covered up by the pro-squirrel media.
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is
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Abby @abbyshupe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
www.loc.gov/item/event-4...
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AMS Lecture: “John Adams’s On the Transmigration of Souls and 9/11 Memorialization,” Abigail Shupe, PhD
Abigail Shupe speaks at the Library as part of the long-running series of American Musicological Society lectures hosted by the Music Division. Shupe's talk focuses on interpretational challenges rela...
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David Sibley @davidsibley.org · 16/09/2026
Annie Dillard and Wendell Berry in the same month, that’s just cruel 😢
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
why? when we already have bluesky??
discussingfilm's post: Netflix has announced a new reality series titled ‘THE NEW STANFORD PRISON EXPERIMENT’.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
That’s good Bluesky
Katie Tiedrich @katietiedrich.bsky.s... • 5d
I'm not the first person to make this observation but the prevalence of nauseating ai-generated business logos means stuff like this hits CRAZY for me now 1/2
Bob's BBQ
Emporium
Catering & Events 608-477-0782
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@katietiedrich.bsky.social
THUS SPAKE BOB 2/2
bobsbbq3.bsky.social@bobsbbq3.b... 3d
Bob here. I still have the original pencil drawing I did of the pig. Scanned it and sent it to my daughter who converted it to the logo with photoshop. My goal was to make it simple and recognizable. (Guess it worked out)
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 14/09/2026
i really appreciate NBC putting the giants and cowboys on SNF bc it gives me permission to go to bed at halftime
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Katie Tiedrich @katietiedrich.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’m not the first person to make this observation but the prevalence of nauseating ai-generated business logos means stuff like this hits CRAZY for me now
photo of a white truck with the logo for Bob’s BBQ Emporium, which is written in comic sans and has a charming rudimentary illustration of a pig
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
it's horribly dispiriting to continually watch abusive men not just escape accountability, but thrive.
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 14/09/2026
Why scorigami and not halfback's legomenon
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David Sibley @davidsibley.org · 14/09/2026
Carrie underwood put too much effort into the Sunday night nfl intro song for it to be wasted on the giants and cowboys, what a shame
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post malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ignatius of Antioch
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PodKATT @podkatt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
There are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see.
The on campus LSU Popeyes
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
THE PREMISE IS THAT THE MUPPETS ARE PUTTING ON A SHOW CALLED THE MUPPET SHOW
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Rachel Bachman, WSJ sports reporter @realbachscore.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The NIL era has been life-changing for so many college athletes. One example from our story about football players buying homes near campus: www.wsj.com/real-estate/...
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But Thou Mustelid @rewhan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Finally, we created the Pre-Crime Division from the award-winning Phillip K. Dick novel Don't Create A Pre-Crime Division
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David Sibley @davidsibley.org · 09/09/2026
Ok, so I need to move my office tchotchke mass lego set from my office. Someone on this bluest of skies has to know how to move it without having to completely reassemble from scratch...
Lego set of a woman priest celebrating the Eucharist, as one finds in the Episcopal Church on the regular.
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RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 09/09/2026
Wait what 💀
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David Sibley @davidsibley.org · 09/09/2026
Selling the bigger power tools from my workshop and I swear to god I hear Sarah McLaughlin singing "Angel" as they drive away
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Brigit @brigit.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Watching football
Homer is hooting and hollering and Marge is concerned
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David Sibley @davidsibley.org · 07/09/2026
is it a good sign that in running around the house trying to prepare for our move, I keep hearing the "Curb Your Enthusiasm" music echoing in my brain this is good, right
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
to whatever entity keeps targeting me on every conceivable platform to buy $70 tickets to hear Slavoj Žižek: i am good thank you
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 07/09/2026
Possibly the most American news of all time
local12.com
Prison inmates donate more than $4,000 to pay children's school lunch debt
Residents at the prison contributed $3,810 of their own money, while Kansas Department of Corrections employees added another $457.
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