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David Sibley

@davidsibley.org
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Episcopal Priest in the Inland NW, Bishop-elect for the Bluegrass and Appalachian Kentucky; fully affirming; Originally from South Carolina (Go Gamecocks), proud Furman University Alum, Jeopardy! Champ / ToC Semifinalist.

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Katie Shook @katieshook.bsky.social · 7h
Particularly relevant right now, and why I am and forever will be a Jameis hater (Also a reminder that “likable” people are capable of doing bad things and should still face consequences and often don’t)
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David Sibley @davidsibley.org · 04/10/2026
I was cheering for Carolina as always, but I also knew it wasn’t gonna happen
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David Sibley @davidsibley.org · 04/10/2026
Wow this IS the darkest timeline
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David Sibley @davidsibley.org · 04/10/2026
For the record, I called the gamecocks losing the game in front of the assembled clergy of the diocese of Lexington on Zoom this past Thursday.
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Moira Rose: I Can't Say I Didn't See This Coming
ALT: Moira Rose: I Can't Say I Didn't See This Coming
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David Sibley @davidsibley.org · 04/10/2026
See the thing is, for a real gamecock fan, you always expect them to blow it in the most magnificent manner possible
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David Sibley @davidsibley.org · 02/10/2026
The Orthopedist here in Lexington who bought two 12’ Skellys and then put giant casts on them got the assignment.
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David Sibley @davidsibley.org · 29/09/2026
Do stud horses have their own ads in your local airport? They have them in my home base as of the middle of next month! I love it.
Ads for stud horses, including a 2024 Breeders Cup winner
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David Sibley @davidsibley.org · 29/09/2026
Of course the perfect vending machine appears when my daughter isn’t traveling with me. God, this is brilliant stuff.
Magna-tiles vending machine in IAH
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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David Sibley @davidsibley.org · 29/09/2026
The people demand James Tyler or we riot
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Roberto Rojas @robertorojas97.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Brazilian Portuguese commentary on that Tyler Loop field goal for the Ravens is exactly what everyone needs to hear right now
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Pregame Empire @pregameempire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the religious split of the ACC family is fascinating. Two Catholics (if you count the half sibling), one Methodist, a renounced Methodist, a renounced Baptist, two Baptists (Clemson and NC State), two atheists (Cal and GT), an agnostic (Stanford), and a Satanist (Miami). The rest fall where they may
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it’s ok. the cowboys keep sucking but hey, here in dallas we still have luka don— [a grand piano falls on my head]
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Pregame Empire @pregameempire.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
oh my god they’re gonna build out a whole cinematic universe
Mr. and Mrs. ACC are designed to extend well beyond a single commercial. The duo will serve as recurring characters throughout the academic year, with additional characters joining them as the campaign evolves.
Together, they will provide new opportunities to celebrate the traditions, rivalries, personalities and experiences that define ACC fandom across sports and key moments.
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David Sibley @davidsibley.org · 27/09/2026
I mean, yes, but also brave new world, which has such … people in it
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hockey bear dot space @hockeybear.space · 26/09/2026
2026. Week 4. Indiana.
Guardian column by Adrian Chiles, edited to look like it's from Northwestern quarterback Aidan Chiles.

The headline, unchanged, says: "When I want to feel loved, I just go to a hardware store."

The subhed, slightly modified, says: "All I wanted is someone to help me get good at quarterbacking without treating me with contempt. Thank goodness for those small, independent coordinators – they nail it every time."

The picture in the article has been replaced with a photograph of Chip Kelly standing in an empty football stadium, wearing a hard hat.

The article is filed under the category "Opinion: Shops and Shopping" and is dated Fri 25 Sep 2026 20.00 EDT.
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David Sibley @davidsibley.org · 23/09/2026
Ha!
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David Sibley @davidsibley.org · 22/09/2026
omg, that's amazing. my last mass there was in 2014! 😂
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David Sibley @davidsibley.org · 22/09/2026
As I get ready to move, I'm taking stock of all the things I will miss about the Inland Northwest - the wheat seasons; the wine vineyards around me; above all St. Paul's and my people there ...driving three hours to take a flight in order to ultimately save time, however, will not be missed
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David Sibley @davidsibley.org · 22/09/2026
so it turns out that it wasn't actually I that passed p-chem, but the Holy Spirit that dwells within me sorry I shouldn't be up at 6 am poasting
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David Sibley @davidsibley.org · 22/09/2026
can the human nature of Jesus fall p-chem while the divine nature pass it? hmmm
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David Sibley @davidsibley.org · 22/09/2026
Look I know you did rockets and all the Lord is indeed Lord of all but where is the Schrödinger equation God is not limited by the Newtonian, the Lord uses a Hamiltonian too
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David Sibley @davidsibley.org · 22/09/2026
your version is much lovelier, fwiw 😂
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David Sibley @davidsibley.org · 22/09/2026
So when I was in the city, and was a priest-in-charge in Brooklyn but also a weekday mass priest in your current cure, my fall indicator would be when I would get off the train on 6th ave and not smell a certain eau du garbage
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Scott Spratt @scottspratt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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David Sibley @davidsibley.org · 22/09/2026
Tonight I need to finish paint touch up and hang photos before listing photos are taken and pack for ten days on the road before I come back and don’t get to enjoy the home improvements and pack the art. There’s a metaphor for something here, but I’m gonna try to make it go away by sheer denial.
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David Sibley @davidsibley.org · 22/09/2026
You can’t leave this joke opportunity out there when you’ve shared your Sunday slo mo replay
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David Sibley @davidsibley.org · 22/09/2026
No but in Soviet Russia chalice come off on you
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Aggies losing to Kentucky at home is the equivalent of the US losing to Iran. What sort of genius could pull both off? bsky.app/profile/cjze...
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spookily scarily pitt girl 👻🎃👻 @opg.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Kentucky is one of many schools where the HR meme applies, with the football team being sweet and the men's basketball team necessitating a phone call
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
talk your shit, cayuts
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David Sibley @davidsibley.org · 20/09/2026
KENTUCKY
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 19/09/2026
First relatable thing he’s done in decades.
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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 19/09/2026
IS IT AN UNREASONABLE REQUEST TO HAVE A TIMEOUT GOING INTO THE SECOND FUXKING QUARTER? I DONT THINK THATS UNREASONABLE. Also RUN A FUCKING NORMAL PLAY ON 3rd and Goal JESUS CHRIST ON A FUCKING CRACKER IF YOUD RUN THAT BOOT THE POSSESION BEFORE WED BE UP 17-0 AND MY BP WOULD BE DONE 100
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Kentucky is PAVING the Aggies
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David Sibley @davidsibley.org · 19/09/2026
I’m such an idiot at first I thought this was Kentucky - A&M I apologize for sinning against the big sky
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Dabo: well, I know another fella who just wouldn’t stay down
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Sensei Thunderfist, MD @notbumpwills.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@sickoscommittee.org College Station is infested with Surrender Cobras!!
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Lauren Brownlow @lebrownlow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The last time UNC won at Clemson, Philip Rivers didn't have any kids
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David Sibley @davidsibley.org · 19/09/2026
Go Cats
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David Sibley @davidsibley.org · 19/09/2026
I am not, and don’t plan to. Maybe the bird guy is, though
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David Sibley @davidsibley.org · 19/09/2026
South Carolina beat Kent State 57-0, while Ohio State won 59-3. Since we didn’t surrender any points, we’re clearly better, thanks for coming to my ted talk Now enjoy while we lose to Mississippi State
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don’t usually meddle on the writing side of Jeopardy!, but tonight I called in a favor for our Bluesky viewers.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The baseline level of Dumb Guy Pretending To Be Even Dumber in our culture is incredibly high at the moment, but this is an all-time performance in that category. Hall of Fame work in any era.
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David Sibley @davidsibley.org · 18/09/2026
Oh, and also, any time, truly.
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David Sibley @davidsibley.org · 18/09/2026
Because the diocese cannot afford to give everybody on diocesan staff full family healthcare. So I feel this as acutely as others do
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David Sibley @davidsibley.org · 18/09/2026
It’s both an America can’t deliver healthcare efficiently problem, and a place where our values (trying to not implement cost shares, benefit cuts, etc) also raises our costs. I’ll be on a High deductible plan when I move, and paying from my salary for coverage for my wife and daughter -
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David Sibley @davidsibley.org · 18/09/2026
So to get back to the tl;dr - what you’re seeing *is* the at scale version, but it’s not like we buy insurance from a major carrier - we basically rent their network and pay our own actual costs through the collected rates.
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David Sibley @davidsibley.org · 18/09/2026
Our longer report, both in accessible and technical language, is here: extranet.generalconvention.org/staff/files/...
extranet.generalconvention.org
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