Lauren Brownlow @lebrownlow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Now you see why I HAD to leave this game on mute and build furniture instead 190
Lauren Brownlow @lebrownlow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I built furniture what did you do today panthers 3190
Lauren Brownlow @lebrownlow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I am now assembling furniture instead of watching 360
Lauren Brownlow @lebrownlow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026if the panthers aren't going to bother to show up I'm not either I'm putting this game on probation 260
Lauren Brownlow @lebrownlow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I will need this game wiped from my memory when it's over 250
Lauren Brownlow @lebrownlow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026the eternal carolina panthers football question 160
Lauren Brownlow @lebrownlow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026if the defense can't get stops on 3rd and long perhaps they can do better on 3rd and short 000
Lauren Brownlow @lebrownlow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026John Fox vs. Butch Davis! The two QBs combining for 20-46, 219 yards, 1 TD, 5 INT! 100
Lauren Brownlow @lebrownlow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Brad Idzik has improved his sunglasses game today 000
Lauren Brownlow @lebrownlow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I think it's cute that the Bills dressed in Lions alts for Halloween 040
Lauren Brownlow @lebrownlow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I can't even see his stupid non-repentant face without getting pissed off 060
Lauren Brownlow @lebrownlow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Hello sorry to the NFL but I have decided today's game between the Browns and Panthers should be canceled 171
Lauren Brownlow @lebrownlow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026@hollyanderson.bsky.social it’s the handwritten “GO PACK!” in the scrapbook that finally took me out 020
Lauren Brownlow @lebrownlow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Has a player with the first name Duke ever played for Duke because I'd imagine that would get annoying 130
Lauren Brownlow @lebrownlow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I thought App was supposed to be bad this year 450
Lauren Brownlow @lebrownlow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It's actually driven by people realizing there's not a requirement that you maintain a relationship with your parents for the rest of your life if that relationship is making you miserable 1211
Lauren Brownlow @lebrownlow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Wow, starting off this NC State game with a detailed replay of the end of the Vanderbilt game complete with suspense music, that's cold 0553
Reposted by Lauren Brownlow Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"We're very excited by the development and initiative that our AI companion Tony is showing. He's exceeding our understanding of what AI consciousness can do and we're eager to see where he takes us next. Honestly, the reflexive alarmism about him is a little surprising." 317519
Lauren Brownlow @lebrownlow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Duke committing a double murder of Bill and Mary 110
Reposted by Lauren Brownlow Sarah Weinman @sarahweinman.com · 26/09/2026I wrote about FURIOUS (which I loved), and what it says about the times we're living in even as it takes its narrative template squarely from late 80s/early 90s films we almost never see anymore, for @foreignpolicy.com.foreignpolicy.com‘Furious’ Is an Angry Show for the World of Epstein and TrumpA tumultuous TV thriller delves into damage and revenge. 45613
Lauren Brownlow @lebrownlow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026And Wes Durham is a veteran of narrating this particular variety of ACC 1152
Lauren Brownlow @lebrownlow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I hope the refs at Cal are local; if not, this one's about to get EXTRA weird 020
Reposted by Lauren Brownlow Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 26/09/2026this is wrong for several reasons, chief among them the fact that at least one person is on record saying L. Ron Hubbard was good at sex 602969304
Reposted by Lauren Brownlow Robby Kalland @rkalland.bsky.social · 26/09/2026i really hope someone had a camera crew following dabo through his first visit to berkeley 2151
Lauren Brownlow @lebrownlow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026oh my god I forgot Clemson is playing tonight 380
Lauren Brownlow @lebrownlow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Moving my record player to a more central location has really revived my music listening. Picked up Stevie Wonder's "Hotter Than July" months ago because it has "Lately" and "Master Blaster" on it and forgot I had it; it's so good. Had no idea Stevie had a country song! 3120
Lauren Brownlow @lebrownlow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I'm just putting this out there two days ahead of time: I genuinely do not think I would be able to cope with losing to the Cleveland Browns, for so many reasons (well, mostly the one) 1100
Lauren Brownlow @lebrownlow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026static.klipy.comHomelander: Why Am I Not Good Enough For You?Alt: Homelander: Why Am I Not Good Enough For You? 170
Lauren Brownlow @lebrownlow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I occasionally kick myself for not getting a bluetooth record player but that's especially true tonight when I decided to give "janet." a spin and "Throb" comes on and I have to pray the walls are thick enough my neighbors can't hear 😭 320
Lauren Brownlow @lebrownlow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026FOX chryon said Daniels suffered "an apparent arm injury" and um, I think that's flown past "apparent" 170
Lauren Brownlow @lebrownlow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Genuinely hilarious to hear Tom Brady say they should "let some of that hand-fighting go" when it benefits an offensive player called for PI 010
Lauren Brownlow @lebrownlow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I'm sorry....the Bucs are LOSING to the BROWNS?! 040
Lauren Brownlow @lebrownlow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026oh my god are the Panthers LAUGHING at the field goal attempt (I also did) 031
Lauren Brownlow @lebrownlow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Strand really did his damnedest to get them to the freaking red zone and then it's canceled out with a hold. Like you can't make this up 010
Reposted by Lauren Brownlow Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Stories like this have, for ages, treated men's desire to harm women as a sort of background noise, a weather we just normalize and accept and try to work around. Feminism is among other things a process of denormalization. 292395728
Lauren Brownlow @lebrownlow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026while I would love it, Georgia Tech/Falcons fans do not deserve that 230
Lauren Brownlow @lebrownlow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026ugh, I hope Caleb isn't hurt as badly as it sounds like he is. He tore us up last week but that's the game and I've always liked him; I hate to see a fun QB go down like that 150
Lauren Brownlow @lebrownlow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Kenny would be nice......but playing Haynes King in Atlanta......nah, that's too much 120
Lauren Brownlow @lebrownlow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026lol at that shot of Waller and Bryce; Waller makes Bryce look so small 😆 010
Lauren Brownlow @lebrownlow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026If you're wondering what it takes for me to not be nervous during a Panthers game, it is a 30-point lead with less than 5 minutes left in the third quarter and the opponent only having 3rd and 4th string QBs available 2141
Lauren Brownlow @lebrownlow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026It is a nice reprieve, but only because we all remember watching our own dumpster fire(s). 040
Lauren Brownlow @lebrownlow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Devin Lloyd is playing like he is on fire and the only way to put it out is the football for some reason 020
