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Sensei Thunderfist, MD @notbumpwills.bsky.social · 9h

Watching the Dodgers game and someone is cosplaying as Marlins Man, and I am insane with anger because the original is bad enough!!

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Sensei Thunderfist, MD @notbumpwills.bsky.social · 13h

Didn't realize Nate Lowe was in Cleveland now.

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Sensei Thunderfist, MD @notbumpwills.bsky.social · 15h

@sickoscommittee.org Somewhere out there is Uranus. I'll show myself out..

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Sensei Thunderfist, MD @notbumpwills.bsky.social · 19h

Took me three minutes to turn off College Gameday. It's completely unwatchable now.

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Sensei Thunderfist, MD @notbumpwills.bsky.social · 21h

I am declaring war on whatever is eating my pumpkins and pumpkin blooms! War, I say!!

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Sensei Thunderfist, MD @notbumpwills.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Either the lady at Chick-fil-A likes me, or she thinks I can't afford silverware.

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Sensei Thunderfist, MD @notbumpwills.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Sure, he cost me $300 today, but the neighbor's sheepdog barked at me, and now he’s ready to throw paws. So…

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Sensei Thunderfist, MD @notbumpwills.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Haven't had rain in 87 days, and after this morning, every mosquito in the state reconstituted in my yard…

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Sensei Thunderfist, MD @notbumpwills.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

$300 to find out I snuck into the cows molases!!

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Sensei Thunderfist, MD @notbumpwills.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The dogs decided I didn't need sleep, but before they woke me up, I dreamt that Alanis Morissette and I moved in together on a ranch in Montana, and she was super handsy!

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Sensei Thunderfist, MD @notbumpwills.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

For a week now, it's been "Build your Ark" because the flood is coming. Absolutely nothing comes out of it. Dozens of weather models to pick from, and these clowns can't ever just admit they have no clue what the weather is going to do.

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Sensei Thunderfist, MD @notbumpwills.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Why didn't we try to keep Will Venable again?

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Sensei Thunderfist, MD @notbumpwills.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Not one dang drop of rain so far today.

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Sensei Thunderfist, MD @notbumpwills.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If I were the White Sox, I'd just randomly bang a trash can for the fun of it.

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Sensei Thunderfist, MD @notbumpwills.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I'm going to be signing a document to rename Anne Hathaway as Mrs. Anne Thunderfist, MD!

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Sensei Thunderfist, MD @notbumpwills.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Day playoff baseball is the best playoff baseball. NASA, AI, Ben Franklin, the Illuminati, and I all confirm this!

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Sensei Thunderfist, MD @notbumpwills.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Y'all know that the electronic store known as The Amazon will sell you anything you want with no questions asked!?

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Sensei Thunderfist, MD @notbumpwills.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

They group the Axis of Crap Candy so it's easier to track the serial killers and communists in the area.

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Sensei Thunderfist, MD @notbumpwills.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Evil weather bot has a point. That's why you always stop for cake. And Anne Hathaway.

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Sensei Thunderfist, MD @notbumpwills.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

What did the five fingers say to the face!!??

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Sensei Thunderfist, MD @notbumpwills.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If you have a touchdown overturned, you have to do your celebration in reverse. Thems the rules.

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Sensei Thunderfist, MD @notbumpwills.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I don’t think the fix-it shows on TV swear as much as I do when working, but I find swearing it out helps.

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Sensei Thunderfist, MD @notbumpwills.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

So I take the dogs out at the end of the Dallas game, come back in, and Madonna is in her underwear, with dancers shooting lasers out of their butts! How long was I outside??

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Sensei Thunderfist, MD @notbumpwills.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Top 7 things I’m done with seeing on TV. 1 Pat McAfee 2 All the Kelces 3 All the Mannings 4 Pat McAfee 5 Lane Kiffin 6 Medicine commercials 7 Political ads 8 liberty biberty 9 Gronk 10 Pat McAfee

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Sensei Thunderfist, MD @notbumpwills.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

¿Dónde carajos están las bailarinas nudistas brasileñas?

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Sensei Thunderfist, MD @notbumpwills.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Weirdest Thanksgiving game halftime show yet.

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Sensei Thunderfist, MD @notbumpwills.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

15 losses to the A’s and Angels, three to the Reds, one to the Nationals. There's your division championship.

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Sensei Thunderfist, MD @notbumpwills.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

You knew when Seager hit the homer the next two would be quick outs.

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Sensei Thunderfist, MD @notbumpwills.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

As your next President/Despot, I will make NFL PI calls only be for fifteen yards! Also, only two field goals per team per game, and you can hit QB’s like the football gods intended!!

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Sensei Thunderfist, MD @notbumpwills.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Is this ball regulation size or what!!??

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