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Sir Big Spur Esquire

@hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com
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linktr.ee/sirbigspuresquire Blueski’s premier cock Hollerin account “Of Blsky glory” - Blake “The Mendoza Line of Pop culture awareness” - Cinquinho Mr to Mrs Spur. Dad to Hoss and angel Hope Liver Transplant Survivor. Hope Lives On.

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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 26/09/2026
Happy Saturday everyone, Go Cocks. I’ve been trying to do a one foot in, one foot out here but I have decided it’s best for me to leave for a long time. I’m going to leave the account open but i won’t be on here. I am ok. My family is ok. I will always be happy with a text, no obligation.
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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 25/09/2026
Hi I just need to yell into the void for a second: Niko’s heart murmor, which we knew about, went from “nothing to worry about” to “he needs an EKG” and we already watched Oscar slowly fade away the last two years from a heart murmor, is it to much to ask for more than two years
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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 25/09/2026
A little Hoss story before I go. Last week Hoss (and to be fair lots of kids, he was not the first) used his hands to try to grab and push around other kids while playing. He came off for a water break and we told him, “Hey hands off people. Keep them by your side” And if this kid didn’t
Hoss
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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 25/09/2026
Everyone is fine and safe and healthy. I am not in a place to come back yet, still processing some things and figuring out how to make this all work. Since I won’t be back this weekend, Go Cocks (lol we are going to the Zoo), and Go Cal and whoever ohio state is playing.
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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 25/09/2026
I just needed to come here and say I love you all. So very very much.
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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 23/09/2026
To balance this out we did also have the following exchange: “Oh that’s a reference to Dexters Laboratory” “What’s that” “Oh just an old cartoon” **weeping internally **
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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 23/09/2026
The youth are eager to learn Bash and Unix CLI commands. The kids are alright. (Also thank you Tom, the Unix god who taught me a lot of what I know. And who one time eight years ago looked at an AWK command I had written and said “That’s really good” and I’m still beaming today).
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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 22/09/2026
Oh hi Emily Gillmore.
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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 20/09/2026
Assuming we let Shane ride out the season, Spurrier will return to his rightful place as the sole owner of a winning record at Carolina since I’ve been born. Lol. ROFL, even. Ok I gotta go for real this time, love you mean it bye.
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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 20/09/2026
Ok one last one I'm putting it into the universe. LSU 24 unanswered 4th quarter points to win by 3 is the funniest outcome.
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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 20/09/2026
lol yeah deuces till Thursday*. Fuck Shane. Fuck Briles. Let's try not to have anyone extradited to The Hague from Oxford. UTSA beat the fuck outta Texas please . Love y'all. *Unless I need to post appreciation for Jessica Williams, Harrison Ford and/or Ted McGinley
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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 20/09/2026
Lolololololololololololollo. Fuck this.
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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 20/09/2026
Fuck you Shane
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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 20/09/2026
Fuck it where is the weed at?
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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 20/09/2026
***looks at Tuscaloosa*** Anyone know where Jimbo is right now?
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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 20/09/2026
Hey I’m gunna need Kash Patel to show up in Berkeley next week in an IPTAY shirt, please and thank you. Tell him about all the livestock in and around Clemson, he’ll be into that shit.
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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 20/09/2026
HEY YOU RAN THE BALL IN A NORMAL WAY AND SCORED A TD
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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 20/09/2026
Fuck a two minute timeout
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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 19/09/2026
So what’s a good brand to start with?
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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 19/09/2026
9:49 2nd Quarter, we made a good run. Gunna get them next week and all that.
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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 19/09/2026
Texas A&M lol. LOL.
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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 19/09/2026
I’m trying really hard not to say “fuck”, “gotdamn it”, “you have got to be fucking kidding me”, “I swear to fucking god Shane” in front of Hoss. I made it through a quarter, so far so good. I have the will power of a god.
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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 19/09/2026
I could really use a cigarette right now. (I’ve never smoked before but now feels about right)
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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 19/09/2026
IS IT AN UNREASONABLE REQUEST TO HAVE A TIMEOUT GOING INTO THE SECOND FUXKING QUARTER? I DONT THINK THATS UNREASONABLE. Also RUN A FUCKING NORMAL PLAY ON 3rd and Goal JESUS CHRIST ON A FUCKING CRACKER IF YOUD RUN THAT BOOT THE POSSESION BEFORE WED BE UP 17-0 AND MY BP WOULD BE DONE 100
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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 19/09/2026
Hi I’m going to [REDACTED AND NOT ACTIONABLE VERB] Shane and Briles.
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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 19/09/2026
I love the upside down U from the Wake fans.
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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 19/09/2026
Deacs? Hearing reports of Deacs!
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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 18/09/2026
Do we do Duke/Wake, Houston/Texas Tech, or a movie? Mrs Spur is at dinner. Also Chicken and Chorizo and Queso or Shrimp Fried Rice for dinner?
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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 18/09/2026
Steve spurrier
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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 18/09/2026
lol I logged back in at the perfect time apparently. That’s the good shit.
Ben Affleck smoking
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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 18/09/2026
Death, Taxes, and GitHub being down.
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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 18/09/2026
Cuse back?
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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 18/09/2026
College kickers amirite?
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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 18/09/2026
lol I just saw what the 7:30 ABC game is on Saturday
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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 18/09/2026
“A defense that blitzes over 40% of the time”
Matt Damon smoking
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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 17/09/2026
Syracuse at Pitt on a Thursday night, yes please straight into my veins.
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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 17/09/2026
One quick addition. Ted McGinley is fantastic as well. Ok bye, be back for football.
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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 16/09/2026
Logging back on quick enough to say, we are done with season one of Shrinking. Harrison Ford is very good Jessica Williams is better. This might go toe to toe with Hacks.
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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 15/09/2026
I’m ok but things are feeling heavy. I’m leaving for a bit, just didn’t want to worry anyone. I love you all.
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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 15/09/2026
We got dads van sold and him off the insurance today. That should be the last big thing. It’s been a little over 3 months. I still can’t think about him without getting mad. And it’s only gotten more so over time. Maybe one day I’ll let go but I’m not done being angry. I think I’ve earned it.
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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 15/09/2026
Hoss learned how to apply blush tonight. I was his testing surface.
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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 14/09/2026
Hey had to go help mom with some stuff with dads things this morning haven’t been online, let’s see what’s going on. ***Sees a member of parliament responded to the commentariat shit talking*** Oh dear. This not going to end well for them. But also
Matt Damon smoking
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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 14/09/2026
Hoss out here knowing his colors better than me. I don’t know what an Indigo is. I just learned what Teal is like 2 years ago.
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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 14/09/2026
I need this before we kick off against Mississippi State.
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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 13/09/2026
Us walking out of the amusement park Hoss - “Hey they are playing the days of the week song!” Me - “Yeah buddy. It’s also called the Adams Family song” Hoss stops and looks up at me - “Daddy stop being silly” Got fucking owned by my own kid.
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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 13/09/2026
By the time we get home and get groceries unpacked it’ll be about 4:30-4:45. Too late for a couch nap?
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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 13/09/2026
My school could win 7 games or 3 games, I can’t tell yet. Clemson’s O-Line is bad bad. Like 6 or 7 loses bad. Texas is back? Western Carolina is not good enough to beat a power 4 team. Still making the FCS playoffs though.
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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 13/09/2026
Oh I don’t think I posted this last night but Mrs Spur tried something new. @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com you like what you see?
Skillet cookie
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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 13/09/2026
Hoss and CBHoss with his pumpkinHoss laughing Hoss smiling with his pumpkin
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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 13/09/2026
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