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Tim Shrimpton

@daroga.bsky.social
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Husband, Dad, and Lutheran Pastor, all with a dash of technology interest, (mostly old) video games, and Cleveland sports. NorCal transplant from Ohio. Formerly: Twitter (@ daroga28 / @ timshrimp)

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Tim Shrimpton @daroga.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
@kohler.bsky.social hey! Are you going to be at CAX on Aug 8/9?
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nosferatu hater.MCM EXPO london @moliaudrey.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
FINISHED! should i take preorder?
godzilla destroying ai data center meme drawun by me
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Yiannis @yiannisbab.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Ah yes, the "Thdpsssps"
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Imagine if a woman president crashed the economy and started a war with no end in sight, and her biggest, seemingly ONLY concern was building a ballroom and redecorating the White House.
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Tim Dawson @ironicaccount.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
if you're feeling down about genAI please remember that it is a) intensely unpopular b) immensely unprofitable c) being propped up by people who NEED it to succeed, will spend any amount to create an illusion of a win but still keep failing and leaving the people they work with caked in shit
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Chris Welch @welch.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Very useful. Thank you, healthcare company app. I’ll get right on that.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Getting AI to read to your kids is crazy. Don’t you want to do the voices???
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I think before you build an Arc de Triomphe you should be able to identify at least un (1) triomphe
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 17/04/2026
wow now that is an app icon
an update to the "alaska airlines" app, that is now called "alaska hawaiian", and features an icon with two icons in it, one for alaska and one for hawaiian
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stone cold steve autumn @bradis.online · 30/03/2026
Garbanzo Quest RULED so you should probably keep an eye on this pals
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 30/03/2026
This is Daisy. She helped her human make the bed today. Through moral support. 13/10 (IG: daisyneverhelps)
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Tim Shrimpton @daroga.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
This one is dedicated to @stuartgipp.bsky.social
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Ray Barnholt @rdbaaa.space · 19/01/2026
glad i bought new ram before the shortage
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matt🌻 @eiffel.art · 04/01/2026
happy speedrun to all who celebrate #agdq2026
drawing of a strange fisherman sitting by the water's edge and looking up in surprise as that old rascal super mario whizzes by in the background
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 04/01/2026
You couldn't publish this today. You'd have to cloak it under several layers of metaphor.
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.
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davemakes🔶 @mixolumia.com · 02/01/2026
Let's start a campaign to add the tag "Arcade Puzzle" to games like Tetris, Lumines, Puyo Puyo, Petal Crash, etc on Steam. These games get lumped in with great but completely different genres of puzzle games like Portal and sadly sidelined. Steam users have the power to carve out this niche!
Tags you've applied to this product: Arcade Puzzle
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Tim Shrimpton @daroga.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I’ll take it!
My word for 2026 from Merriam Webster is “joyous”
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Li Chen @exocomics.com · 29/12/2025
daily routine
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ʟʊʟʊ ȶɦɛ ɢɦօֆȶ (ɮɨʀɖ ʍօɖɛ) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Instead of vacuuming or sweeping, I wrap myself in tape with the sticky side out & roll on the ground.
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Vikram Bath @vikrambath.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
King of England on a checkerboard pattern tile floor
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Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Well, now I have something new to shout when startled.
A transparent bag of broccoli, labeled “Sweet Baby Broccoli”
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Tim Shrimpton @daroga.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Is it even Christmas if you’re not reading Dickens, eating cup noodles, and drinking Mountain Dew Zero?
An iPad with the first stave of A Christmas Carol displayed sits on a wood table with a Cup Noodles and a cup of Mountain Dew sitting next to it.
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Irene @derbren.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Actually, Mr. Potato Head was the name of the inventor
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Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
In these dark times we must take joy wherever we find it, and I delight in every picture of how hideous Trump has made his White House look. No part of the decoration has been made to fit with any other. It’s a parody of elitism: witless, crude, clumsy, jarring, cheap, ugly, pathetic. It’s so him
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Tennessee Brando @tnbrando.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
The President of Argentina is doing the Trump dance at Mar-a-Lago after getting a 40 billion dollar bailout but MAGA is mad at a single mom using SNAP to buy cupcakes for her kids.
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Phil Nobile Jr. @philnobilejr.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 07/11/2025
Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do
Hand written sign at shop reading

“WE HAVE”

“CHICKEN”
“NOODLE”
“SOUP”
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market. This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
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Oseike @oseike.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Someone at work today literally said we can't ignore ai tech and that all employers say they are using it and that we need to be able to have that skillset. How does this line up? I feel insane. It's bad at and for everything. How is it so "crucial"?
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Phil Salvador @philsalv.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Nobody wins an 18-inning game of baseball. An 18-inning game of baseball is only ended
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Tim Shrimpton @daroga.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Now, I have work I need to go do, but my coffee buddy isn’t really having that… #catsofbluesky
A gray and white kitty sound asleep on my lap. He would rather I not get off the couch…
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Donryu @donryu.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
The AI bubble will burst. The techbros will hire people to write think pieces about why thats bad ( because it costs too much to run their stupid ai) but you. You'll still be an artist :)
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Tim Shrimpton @daroga.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Can’t wait to totally mess up my sleep for no reason this Sunday at 2am.
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Ryan @ryanhumphrey.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Something I love about archival films is that when someone had a couple feet of film left on a roll they'd often use it to film their cat. So many films finish with a few seconds of cats So, here's some cats from the 1950s and 60s. They were loved Scanned from 8mm films #Film #History #Cats
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
A moth got into the shelter tonight and it was the event of the season.
Two cats sitting on top of cages and looking at the ceiling Two cars on the floor staring up at the ceiling Two young kittens in a cage taking notice A cat standing on her hind legs to reach for a moth
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Tim Shrimpton @daroga.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
The staff and customers at this Starbucks joining in singing with "Ghostbusters" playing on the coffee shop background music is lifting me up today. :)
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Tim Shrimpton @daroga.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
I think it might be time to ditch @kotakudotcom.bsky.social The constant stream of deal/sale posts are so obnoxious. Not their existence but the constant repeated ohrases “for Pennie’s” “giving away” “almost free” … on things that are like $90.
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Tim Shrimpton @daroga.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Thank you @davidpierce.xyz and @reckless.bsky.social and the whole crew at @theverge.com! I’ve been waiting for this for so long (and, yes, mine is a newly minted subscription because of this addition!)
Screen shot of Pocket Casts on the iPhone displaying subscriptions to the ad-free versions of The Vergecast, Version History, and Decoder.
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Tim Shrimpton @daroga.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
A large part of my morning has been spent fighting with the computer when it’s trying to be helpful but it’s not at all and I have to dig around to figure out how to make it stop. I almost miss the quaintness of Clippy. At least he was easily closed.
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Tim Shrimpton @daroga.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
I rarely ever use Lyft, but I see that they have an option to schedule a ride to be able to bring your pet with. Where is the option for the driver to bring their pet with so you can meet a cute dog on your ride??
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Wes Davis @blunderchief.blather.ing · 16/10/2025
I said 6-7 out loud to see if it has reached my house, and now my kid is constantly saying it and has told me everything about the origin of the meme.
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clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
your email finds me deeply unwell. teetering on the edge really
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
the year is 2025. the vice president of the United States is telling critics of Adolf Hitler to “grow up.”
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 16/10/2025
masterful move to make me stop using a site i've been mindlessly calling up whenever i want to know something for twenty years, sirs
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Boost Blue @boostblue.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Only 3 days left to get 33% off Boost Blue’s yearly plan! If you’ve been thinking about subscribing, now’s the perfect time to grab this deal before it ends!
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‎Boost Blue for Bluesky
‎Boost Blue is an alternative Bluesky client that enhances your experience with features not found in the official app: Preserved Feed Position - Always start where you left off in your following fee...
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Joe D. @shakewell.cryptoanarchy.network · 15/10/2025
Gamblers are famously always correct, that's why everyone who gambles is rich.
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
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