Tim Shrimpton @daroga.bsky.social · 27/07/2026@kohler.bsky.social hey! Are you going to be at CAX on Aug 8/9? 110
Reposted by Tim Shrimptonnosferatu hater.MCM EXPO london @moliaudrey.bsky.social · 04/06/2026FINISHED! should i take preorder? 3741231733
Reposted by Tim ShrimptonYiannis @yiannisbab.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Ah yes, the "Thdpsssps" 623493923
Reposted by Tim ShrimptonThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Imagine if a woman president crashed the economy and started a war with no end in sight, and her biggest, seemingly ONLY concern was building a ballroom and redecorating the White House. 638228825841
Reposted by Tim ShrimptonTim Dawson @ironicaccount.bsky.social · 30/05/2026if you're feeling down about genAI please remember that it is a) intensely unpopular b) immensely unprofitable c) being propped up by people who NEED it to succeed, will spend any amount to create an illusion of a win but still keep failing and leaving the people they work with caked in shit 142090674
Reposted by Tim ShrimptonChris Welch @welch.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Very useful. Thank you, healthcare company app. I’ll get right on that. 0111
Reposted by Tim ShrimptonAdam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Getting AI to read to your kids is crazy. Don’t you want to do the voices??? 1332497274
Reposted by Tim ShrimptonJoshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 20/04/2026I think before you build an Arc de Triomphe you should be able to identify at least un (1) triomphe 293522466
Reposted by Tim Shrimptonstone cold steve autumn @bradis.online · 30/03/2026Garbanzo Quest RULED so you should probably keep an eye on this pals 0134
Reposted by Tim ShrimptonWeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 30/03/2026This is Daisy. She helped her human make the bed today. Through moral support. 13/10 (IG: daisyneverhelps) 471151551950
Reposted by Tim ShrimptonRay Barnholt @rdbaaa.space · 19/01/2026glad i bought new ram before the shortage 319241
Reposted by Tim Shrimptonmatt🌻 @eiffel.art · 04/01/2026happy speedrun to all who celebrate #agdq2026 6670134
Reposted by Tim ShrimptonG. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 04/01/2026You couldn't publish this today. You'd have to cloak it under several layers of metaphor. 6877292337
Reposted by Tim Shrimptonmaura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 04/01/2026My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives. 277197704198
Reposted by Tim Shrimptondavemakes🔶 @mixolumia.com · 02/01/2026Let's start a campaign to add the tag "Arcade Puzzle" to games like Tetris, Lumines, Puyo Puyo, Petal Crash, etc on Steam. These games get lumped in with great but completely different genres of puzzle games like Portal and sadly sidelined. Steam users have the power to carve out this niche! 16582219
Reposted by Tim Shrimptonʟʊʟʊ ȶɦɛ ɢɦօֆȶ (ɮɨʀɖ ʍօɖɛ) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Instead of vacuuming or sweeping, I wrap myself in tape with the sticky side out & roll on the ground. 074
Reposted by Tim ShrimptonVikram Bath @vikrambath.bsky.social · 26/12/2025Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here 9886061273
Reposted by Tim ShrimptonLore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Well, now I have something new to shout when startled. 161097240
Tim Shrimpton @daroga.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Is it even Christmas if you’re not reading Dickens, eating cup noodles, and drinking Mountain Dew Zero? 000
Reposted by Tim ShrimptonIrene @derbren.bsky.social · 09/11/2025Actually, Mr. Potato Head was the name of the inventor 612828
Reposted by Tim ShrimptonAlex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 09/11/2025In these dark times we must take joy wherever we find it, and I delight in every picture of how hideous Trump has made his White House look. No part of the decoration has been made to fit with any other. It’s a parody of elitism: witless, crude, clumsy, jarring, cheap, ugly, pathetic. It’s so him 3133863
Reposted by Tim ShrimptonTennessee Brando @tnbrando.bsky.social · 09/11/2025The President of Argentina is doing the Trump dance at Mar-a-Lago after getting a 40 billion dollar bailout but MAGA is mad at a single mom using SNAP to buy cupcakes for her kids. 26648187
Reposted by Tim ShrimptonPhil Nobile Jr. @philnobilejr.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶 348932083
Reposted by Tim ShrimptonPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 07/11/2025Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do 239120961709
Reposted by Tim ShrimptonRyan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market. This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week. 10197573780
Reposted by Tim ShrimptonOseike @oseike.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Someone at work today literally said we can't ignore ai tech and that all employers say they are using it and that we need to be able to have that skillset. How does this line up? I feel insane. It's bad at and for everything. How is it so "crucial"? 0147
Reposted by Tim ShrimptonPhil Salvador @philsalv.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Nobody wins an 18-inning game of baseball. An 18-inning game of baseball is only ended 210025
Tim Shrimpton @daroga.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Now, I have work I need to go do, but my coffee buddy isn’t really having that… #catsofbluesky 030
Reposted by Tim ShrimptonDonryu @donryu.bsky.social · 27/10/2025The AI bubble will burst. The techbros will hire people to write think pieces about why thats bad ( because it costs too much to run their stupid ai) but you. You'll still be an artist :) 622568
Tim Shrimpton @daroga.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Can’t wait to totally mess up my sleep for no reason this Sunday at 2am. 000
Reposted by Tim ShrimptonRyan @ryanhumphrey.bsky.social · 27/10/2025Something I love about archival films is that when someone had a couple feet of film left on a roll they'd often use it to film their cat. So many films finish with a few seconds of cats So, here's some cats from the 1950s and 60s. They were loved Scanned from 8mm films #Film #History #Cats 171416504
Reposted by Tim ShrimptonTim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 24/10/2025A moth got into the shelter tonight and it was the event of the season. 115125502494
Tim Shrimpton @daroga.bsky.social · 24/10/2025The staff and customers at this Starbucks joining in singing with "Ghostbusters" playing on the coffee shop background music is lifting me up today. :) 000
Tim Shrimpton @daroga.bsky.social · 17/10/2025I think it might be time to ditch @kotakudotcom.bsky.social The constant stream of deal/sale posts are so obnoxious. Not their existence but the constant repeated ohrases “for Pennie’s” “giving away” “almost free” … on things that are like $90. 000
Tim Shrimpton @daroga.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Thank you @davidpierce.xyz and @reckless.bsky.social and the whole crew at @theverge.com! I’ve been waiting for this for so long (and, yes, mine is a newly minted subscription because of this addition!) 2271
Tim Shrimpton @daroga.bsky.social · 16/10/2025A large part of my morning has been spent fighting with the computer when it’s trying to be helpful but it’s not at all and I have to dig around to figure out how to make it stop. I almost miss the quaintness of Clippy. At least he was easily closed. 000
Tim Shrimpton @daroga.bsky.social · 16/10/2025I rarely ever use Lyft, but I see that they have an option to schedule a ride to be able to bring your pet with. Where is the option for the driver to bring their pet with so you can meet a cute dog on your ride?? 000
Reposted by Tim ShrimptonWes Davis @blunderchief.blather.ing · 16/10/2025I said 6-7 out loud to see if it has reached my house, and now my kid is constantly saying it and has told me everything about the origin of the meme. 181
Reposted by Tim Shrimptonclare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · 03/04/2025your email finds me deeply unwell. teetering on the edge really 51443731
Reposted by Tim Shrimptonborn miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 15/10/2025the year is 2025. the vice president of the United States is telling critics of Adolf Hitler to “grow up.” 9746141
Reposted by Tim Shrimptonmerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 16/10/2025masterful move to make me stop using a site i've been mindlessly calling up whenever i want to know something for twenty years, sirs 42695
Reposted by Tim ShrimptonBoost Blue @boostblue.bsky.social · 15/10/2025Only 3 days left to get 33% off Boost Blue’s yearly plan! If you’ve been thinking about subscribing, now’s the perfect time to grab this deal before it ends!onelink.toBoost Blue for BlueskyBoost Blue is an alternative Bluesky client that enhances your experience with features not found in the official app: Preserved Feed Position - Always start where you left off in your following fee... 0138
Reposted by Tim ShrimptonJoe D. @shakewell.cryptoanarchy.network · 15/10/2025Gamblers are famously always correct, that's why everyone who gambles is rich. 061