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Joe D.

@shakewell.cryptoanarchy.network
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Videogames, pro wrestling, genre film, punk rock. He/Him linktr.ee/sndg

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Joe D. @shakewell.cryptoanarchy.network · 29/09/2026
I am a Man of a Certain Age, so it's 100% Super Mario Bros.
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Joe D. @shakewell.cryptoanarchy.network · 29/09/2026
I agree with this, but mine is "Kunio" or "Nekketsu" games, mostly because even saying "River City" feels like you're not including the sports games, especially since when they were new, they were not at all unified on these being the same characters. (Kunio A.K.A. Alex, Sam, Mr. K, Crash, etc)
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Joe D. @shakewell.cryptoanarchy.network · 28/09/2026
I miss the delightful fuckery of "the same game got different licenses in different territories." There was a game that was a 7up game in the US and a McDonald's game in Europe. The 20th century was weird, ya'll.
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Joe D. @shakewell.cryptoanarchy.network · 28/09/2026
It didn't go forward because they would've lost every match. When their opponents bumped, instead of pinning them, they would... PICKITUP PICKITUP PICKITUP!
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Joe D. @shakewell.cryptoanarchy.network · 28/09/2026
If you smoked clove cigarettes in high school, you have a crush on Elsa Lanchester as the Bride. I don't make the rules.
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Video Game History Foundation @gamehistoryorg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
At long last: Thanks to Retromags, the final unscanned issue of Game Players has been digitized! All* 220ish issues of Game Players—from 1988 to 1998—are now in our digital archive. * Not counting the encyclopedias, which are just reruns of old content
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Game Player's PC Strategy Guide, Volume 3, Number 1
View Game Player's PC Strategy Guide, Volume 3, Number 1 in the Video Game History Foundation Library – Digital Archive.
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The old internet @theoldinternet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
…incoming phone call…
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Joe D. @shakewell.cryptoanarchy.network · 27/09/2026
Ok, time to log off until tomorrow when I can watch All Out. Time for Soulfly and Nailbomb.
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Joe D. @shakewell.cryptoanarchy.network · 26/09/2026
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Abell46s: Scared to Close My Eyes
Alt: Heather saying "I'm scared to close my eyes, I'm scared to open them" in The Blair Witch Project
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Austin Lee Matthews 🐭 @amtrax.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
if I can live under the poverty line and still quit a voice over job mid-session because I found out the "writer" used GenAI, you can afford to not buy/play a game that uses GenAI.
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Joe D. @shakewell.cryptoanarchy.network · 25/09/2026
My first, last, and only thought on this entire discourse is that if you won't hire me because I brought something to drink to an interview and no other reason, I don't wanna work for your fuckass company.
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PandaMonium @pandamonium.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Today, I decided to dump all my thoughts about A.I. infecting the retro and Saturn scene into one cohesive article. In short, I am certifiably sick of this.
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Getlucky12341 @getlucky12341.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They literally allow wanted criminals at Universal Studios
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Joe D. @shakewell.cryptoanarchy.network · 25/09/2026
"Our new AI is so powerful it could become SKYNET!" But it can't get me a table at Dorsia? Come the fuck on.
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Joe D. @shakewell.cryptoanarchy.network · 25/09/2026
It's got some debunked "science," and it's kinda exploitative, but Forensic Files is like a brain massage. (I also am much more inclined to put on music than TV, but when I do put on TV... yeah.)
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Forensic Files: DNA Dragnet Title Card
Alt: Forensic Files: DNA Dragnet Title Card
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Joe D. @shakewell.cryptoanarchy.network · 25/09/2026
The Packers are a disappointment and today has been a Bad Brain Day™️, but the fucking Brewers won 100 games!
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Bernie Brewer Bernie Slide
Alt: Bernie Brewer on his Slide
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Vintage-style Gothic artwork featuring a woman in a long white nightgown fleeing past a gnarled, leafless tree under a dark, dramatic sky. White serif text centered at the top of the image reads: "Ask your doctor if running screaming into the savage night might be right for you." A small copyright watermark reading "©ephemera.com" is visible in the bottom right corner.
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Joe D. @shakewell.cryptoanarchy.network · 25/09/2026
Shadowrun
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Joe D. @shakewell.cryptoanarchy.network · 25/09/2026
I don't even like his boons all that much, but he and most of the game's cast are the Dream Blunt Rotation.
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Dionysus from Hades Game
Alt: Dionysus from Hades
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Joe D. @shakewell.cryptoanarchy.network · 24/09/2026
It's the Poop Catcher™️, for catching the poop.
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Joe D. @shakewell.cryptoanarchy.network · 24/09/2026
This is a bummer for people who were looking forward to it, but the poster is correct: you should generally treat backing a Kickstarter as gambling, in that you should be comfortable with the fact that the money might just be gone with nothing to show for it.
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Joe D. @shakewell.cryptoanarchy.network · 24/09/2026
I. Fucking. Hate. It. Here.
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1992, Day by Day @the90sbyday.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sep. 24, 1992 (Thu) - The second season of MTV's LIQUID TELEVISION premieres, including the season 2 premiere of AEON FLUX, as well as a short from Austin animator Mike Judge called "Frog Baseball", starring two characters named "Beavis" and "Butt-Head". www.youtube.com/watch?v=mowE...
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liquid television S02E01
YouTube video by Liquid Television MTV
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Frank Cifaldi @frankcifaldi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I had never seen this Game Boy model that came on an action figure card backing, it makes me happy to look at. Man, remember consumer electronics?
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Joe D. @shakewell.cryptoanarchy.network · 24/09/2026
There truly is no bottom for the people who run TKO.
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Joe D. @shakewell.cryptoanarchy.network · 23/09/2026
I mean, come on... With all the chili dogs he eats, you know everyone in the Green Hill Zone has been cropdusted by Sonic.
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Joe D. @shakewell.cryptoanarchy.network · 22/09/2026
Angela from Sleepaway Camp, especially what she did to the pervert cook.
Angela in Sleepaway Camp making the face.
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Joe D. @shakewell.cryptoanarchy.network · 22/09/2026
The unicycle from Uniracers.
The American box art for Uniracers on the Super NES
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Joe D. @shakewell.cryptoanarchy.network · 22/09/2026
Do it like the robot to headspin to boogaloo Took a few minutes to convince the average bug-a-boo It's ugly, like look at you It's a damn shame Just remember: ALL CAPS when you spell the man name
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Joe D. @shakewell.cryptoanarchy.network · 21/09/2026
Yesterday, I brought up the Halloween decorations from the basement. Spent the day watching sports (Packers, Caps preseason, Brewers CONTINUING TO DOMINATE), then watched a Cronenberg movie before bed. AUTUMN IN FULL-EFFECT.
A man in his mid-40s drinking coffee from a very large mug with Jack-o'-Lanterns and cobwebs on it. His beard and face are obscured by the mug.
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Joe D. @shakewell.cryptoanarchy.network · 18/09/2026
Chicago Pope just destroyed the Frankenstein Monster with his trusty Holy Water.
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Joe D. @shakewell.cryptoanarchy.network · 17/09/2026
Waiting for the Brewers to realize that Trev McGill can 1-up Mason Miller's reliever entrance by just doing Sandman's entrance. 🤼‍♂️
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 16/09/2026
True story.
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Joe D. @shakewell.cryptoanarchy.network · 16/09/2026
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Terminator: Hasta La Vista, Baby
Alt: Terminator 2: Hasta La Vista, Baby
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Joe D. @shakewell.cryptoanarchy.network · 16/09/2026
Go Brewers, NL Central champs again! 🍻⚾️
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Joe D. @shakewell.cryptoanarchy.network · 16/09/2026
This is as fucking evergreen a post as exists in 20-bah gawd-26.
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Joe D. @shakewell.cryptoanarchy.network · 15/09/2026
Someday, somewhere.
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Joe D. @shakewell.cryptoanarchy.network · 15/09/2026
This morning was the first hot cup of coffee for the season, tonight is the first cup of sleep time tea for the wind-down of the season.
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Joe D. @shakewell.cryptoanarchy.network · 15/09/2026
Arrow doing a 4K restoration of The Last Boyscout makes me so happy. Top-tier Tony Scott.
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The Last Boy Scout | Official Trailer | 4K
YouTube video by Arrow Video
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Joe D. @shakewell.cryptoanarchy.network · 14/09/2026
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Bonk Doge Meme
Alt: Bonk Doge Meme
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Joe D. @shakewell.cryptoanarchy.network · 14/09/2026
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Why Would You Say Something So Controversial Yet So Brave
Alt: Eroc Andre: Why Would You Say Something So Controversial Yet So Brave
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Joe D. @shakewell.cryptoanarchy.network · 14/09/2026
I... got a Wii on launch day, and I have 0 memory of this show.
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Joe D. @shakewell.cryptoanarchy.network · 14/09/2026
I'm not the world's biggest Ultima fan, but this sucks. Real monkey's paw hours for every Ultima fan hoping Saudi-EA (Saudi-A, is that something?) would let LB have the rights back.
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Joe D. @shakewell.cryptoanarchy.network · 14/09/2026
Finally, a Soulslike that will explore decades of jokes about sitting on Pinocchio's face and telling him to lie to you.
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Joe D. @shakewell.cryptoanarchy.network · 13/09/2026
I honestly kinda miss the camp of budget publishers licensing Japanese games on the cheap and then putting together a bananas-ass localization, like turning Gunbird into Temu Charlie's Angels for some reason.
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Joe D. @shakewell.cryptoanarchy.network · 12/09/2026
The Milwaukee Brewers are the first NL team to clinch a playoff berth. Let's fucking gooooooooooooo! 🍻⚾️
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Joe D. @shakewell.cryptoanarchy.network · 11/09/2026
Doc, don't overpromise me, man. I'm an absolutely filthy little slut for a good videogame shotgun.
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Joe D. @shakewell.cryptoanarchy.network · 11/09/2026
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Joe D. @shakewell.cryptoanarchy.network · 11/09/2026
I'm really sorry if this bothers anyone, but as someone who loved his silly shit during the indies... Is it just me or is Danhausen now the WWE Poochie? 🤼‍♂️
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