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Wes Davis

@blunderchief.blather.ing
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Professional orange whip drinker. Freelance tech journalist, often at Gizmodo and IGN. Previously The Verge. Also pubbed at Mothership, Tom’s Hardware/Guide, PCWorld, TechHive, CNN Underscored. He/him/they

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Wes Davis @blunderchief.blather.ing · 28/09/2026
People whose parents had weirdo music taste: did you have a musical rebellion phase? If so, how did that manifest? Just thinking about how right now, I can’t annoy my kid with anything musical because she’s heard it all, but that may not last for much longer.
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Wes Davis @blunderchief.blather.ing · 27/09/2026
I don’t know what I expected patersontimes.com/2019/08/17/p...
patersontimes.com
Paterson bar raided for prostitution, say police
A downtown Paterson bar was raided late Friday night for operating as an alleged makeshift brothel, according to public safety director Jerry Speziale. Police raided Moonlight Lounge at 98 Market Str...
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Wes Davis @blunderchief.blather.ing · 27/09/2026
I've never heard of choosin’ Texas before this week and I am literally from Texas and was in a country band
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A provocative article in Rolling Stone titled "What some folks really mean when they claim to have never done the Humpty Hump."
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Wes Davis @blunderchief.blather.ing · 27/09/2026
Picture of a waving Rocko, from Rocko’s Modern Life
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Wes Davis @blunderchief.blather.ing · 27/09/2026
Idk seems pretty nice to me
Notification from Apple health saying “OK Sleep Score: Getting to bed late last night pulled your score
down to a 69.“
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Wes Davis @blunderchief.blather.ing · 26/09/2026
A little late for this take but you know, Metroid Prime 4 being a game that everyone either doesn’t care about or wishes was something that it’s not except a select, passionate few is very Metroid Prime of it
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Wes Davis @blunderchief.blather.ing · 26/09/2026
I didn't notice the stinkbug at first, so I spent the whole time waiting for rivets.
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Wes Davis @blunderchief.blather.ing · 26/09/2026
Who knows why, but I've decided to stream tonight. www.twitch.tv/blunderchief
twitch.tv
blunderchief - Live on Twitch
It's time for bideo games | Streaming star fox.
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Wes Davis @blunderchief.blather.ing · 26/09/2026
finally watching Predator: Badlands. one If it’s fight sequences is deeply silly. (Complimentary)
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Wes Davis @blunderchief.blather.ing · 25/09/2026
Was bopping around Freeform looking at stuff I’ve done in it and I don’t remember why I did this, but I never shared it with anyone besides whoever was around at the time, so here you go
Block lettering that reads “Now you can’t hardly walk around the North Pole without stepping in reindeer guts,” but guts is in very large letters tilted 45 degrees and colored in with alternating reds and greens. In the space next to that (and under the rest of the words) is a pile of guts with blood streaming from underneath and into a floor drain
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Wes Davis @blunderchief.blather.ing · 21/09/2026
Get money
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Wes Davis @blunderchief.blather.ing · 21/09/2026
Looking to melt hearts? Try what I just sent my partner: "I’m finally trying to diagnose SMB issues on my Time Machine target NAS, because AFP support is deprecated in MacOS 27, which I knew was coming but did nothing about before now." Thanks for reading my romantech tips, smash like pls
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Rami Ismail (رامي) @ramiismail.com · 20/09/2026
If your statement is to equate a single-day event 1,000+ days ago to literally 1,000+ continuous days of irrefutable genocide only named as a "catastrophic" "humanitarian situation" - you are saying something about who you feel is human and who is subhuman, even if you're not trying to.
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Wes Davis @blunderchief.blather.ing · 21/09/2026
Easy way to make a night in with friends fun. Invited folks over to play Bang! the (spaghetti western-themed) Card Game. Made spaghetti, played a bunch of Ennio Morricone songs. Bingo bango, you got a theme night, Django
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Wes Davis @blunderchief.blather.ing · 20/09/2026
Maybe too late for the Metroid Ravenous discourse but my kid tells me this drawing on the whiteboard is Samus shooting a slug drawing
As described in the post, a child’s drawing of a figure with a space gun arm, pointing at a slug.
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Joshua Rivera @jmrivera.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
we should venerate game reviewers who give hundred hour video games a bad review. what makes you think you have the mental fortitude to spend a hundred hours on a thing that sucks ass. most of you can’t be bothered to read more than a headline.
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Hunter @holybible.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
burger months
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.
Nichole Hiltz
The Democrats defend the Kennedy Center but not trans people.
A building.

@treewarrior.bsky....
maybe because defending everything about a super small minority of the population is not worth losing to fascists
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Wes Davis @blunderchief.blather.ing · 18/09/2026
Pleased to report that after the launch of the iPhone 18 Pro, I can finally color-match my iPhone to my busted, burgundy 2011 Honda Odyssey. It's the minivan of smartphones.
A picture of a burgundy 2011 honda odysseyPic of the burgundy iPhone 18 Pro, the minivan of smartphones
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Wes Davis @blunderchief.blather.ing · 16/09/2026
I don’t know how long it’ll last but my nine year old likes Perrey & Kingsley, who make some of the most conventionally annoying music I love.
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Erica🐝 @ericabee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran you doughy ginger bitch. This whole time you’ve looked like an old man with his dentures out. Your music sounds like AI made it. Your music sounds like the intro to a video about how to make a totally epic bacon sandwich with pop tart bread
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Kathryn Salamander 🦎✨ @transsalamander.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Trans Rights
Or Else
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Hannah Flynn 🐀 @itshannahflynn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i fundamentally reject the idea that i have to keep up with things on linkedin in order to find out about them, i thought we were all agreed that it stinks
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Wes Davis @blunderchief.blather.ing · 15/09/2026
I’ve been working with Bo on freelance stories for the last year and change. He’s a smart editor and a nice person, and, like everyone else who IGN laid off today, didn’t deserve it.
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Wes Davis @blunderchief.blather.ing · 13/09/2026
Big surprise, my kid really likes big walk
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“why are all the ai ceos all of a sudden saying this weird thing?” burning man was last week and this may actually just be the explanation
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Wes Davis @blunderchief.blather.ing · 13/09/2026
How do I train the algo to give me only the badass Samus art and not the horny, cover-of-sports-illustrated Samus art
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Wes Davis @blunderchief.blather.ing · 11/09/2026
Actually, triangle man does not hate particle man. He hates how he feels when he sees particle man, and should really examine why that is.
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Wes Davis @blunderchief.blather.ing · 11/09/2026
I just noticed a li'l guy on my watch band. Living with my child is full of random whimsy, which I will miss someday.
a small green stick-on creature, shaped kind of like an upright bullet or candy corn, with eyes on it, stuck to an Apple Watch band.
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Wes Davis @blunderchief.blather.ing · 11/09/2026
I don’t need PayPal texting me constructive feedback
Screenshot from a text message reading, “PayPal: Thanks for checking out. Next time, use your face,
fingerprint, or passkey to log in”
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Wes Davis @blunderchief.blather.ing · 10/09/2026
I've been on a real folk kick lately and just stumbled on Elle Cordova's data center song. Love a good protest song.
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Kdin Jenzen 🏳️‍⚧️🐺 @kdinjenzenvo.com · 10/09/2026
Samus is TRULY Ravenous... (When a friend tells you to "DO THE MEME" you do the meme.) All voices by Kdin Jenzen/Me~
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Discount Supervillain @discountvillain.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
#Metroid #SamusAran
Samus Aran, wearing a red and white bib atop her armor, holding a fork in her hand and somehow clutching a knife with her missile-ready arm cannon. She wields them with intent to eat.
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Vinyl @dumbnbass.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Made this edit when Prime 4 was shown It's still relevant now
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wren!! @tropical-rouge.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
metroid ravenous
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Canadia🍁 @canadiananiguy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
IT'S EAT OR BE EATEN - Metroid Ravenous
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Wes Davis @blunderchief.blather.ing · 10/09/2026
Man I like my follows and the algo suggestions they lead me to. This is like the fourth Metroid Ravenous art I’ve scrolled by in the last ten mins that fucking rules.
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Laur Bagley @laur-rants.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
R A V E N O U S
illsutration by laur-rants, 2026. stylized render of Samus Aran from Metroid Ravenous, where she is in a cave, her form silhouetted against a brighter background. In her right hand, which usually is encased in an arm cannon, is now brightly lit with green, flame-like energy. Her pose is hunched, the light of her suit a bright red, and it appears as if she is about to pounce on an unsuspecting victim.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
That’s my Samus
BREAKING NEWS
WOMAN LITERALLY TOO ANGRY TO DIE
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SHE JUST KEEPS BLOWING UP PLANETS WE CAN'T STOP HER
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Gabriel GAB Fonseca @gabrielgabfonseca.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
- Denial - Anger - Bargaining - Depression - Acceptance - Hot Hot Hot Hot - Big Badaboom
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Wes Davis @blunderchief.blather.ing · 09/09/2026
Okay this is a really sick effect.
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Wes Davis @blunderchief.blather.ing · 09/09/2026
John Ternus with the iPhone foldable and a big shiteating grin
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Wes Davis @blunderchief.blather.ing · 09/09/2026
John Ternus: eff you I'm doing a one more thing
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Wes Davis @blunderchief.blather.ing · 09/09/2026
Heyyy look at that ceramic apple watch I'll never be able to afford. (Apple hasn't said yet what they'll cost but... yeah. They ain't usually cheap!)
Edge of the ceramic-finish Apple Watch in white and blue.
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Wes Davis @blunderchief.blather.ing · 09/09/2026
Ey, look at the cute little reference to original iMac advertisements in the new Apple Health app. (I didn't get the screenshot in time, this one doesn't make it as obvious.)
Screenshot showing someone holding an iphone, looking at the health app. On the screen is a multicolored circle of wedges showing, via how filled with color they are, your metrics in various categories.Image of several different-colored original iMacs arranged in a circle, photographed from above.
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Wes Davis @blunderchief.blather.ing · 09/09/2026
Oh, good morning Tim
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Wes Davis @blunderchief.blather.ing · 09/09/2026
Well, I sure can't wait to play as zombie Samus
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Wes Davis @blunderchief.blather.ing · 08/09/2026
I guess Nintendo meant "Pre-Order Now-ish" because I sure don't see this anywhere. Or, as usual, I am just too slow.
Image of the Switch 2 Zelda Ocarina of Time remake physical edition with the words: "Textured Foil Cover Art, Special Packaging, Available While Supplies Last," followed by a button reading "Pre-Order Now"
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Wes Davis @blunderchief.blather.ing · 08/09/2026
Watching the Zelda direct, and as soon as they showed the tapestry journal I just had Harrison Ford in my head saying "We're here ta view the tapestries!"
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