Cynda The Mad @cyndathemad.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Who knew a simple. “ oooh… BURN!!!” Would bring down the empire 010
Cynda The Mad @cyndathemad.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Remember the guy that guy stuck in a giant urn at a party and his friends live streamed him screaming his head off? 020
Reposted by Cynda The MadJez @jez1.bsky.social · 05/07/2025Masturbate now in case you lose a hand tonight 1933467
Reposted by Cynda The MadTravis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 31/12/2025I'll just floss tomorrow 5313
Reposted by Cynda The MadCaravaggio @mcaravaggio.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Saint Catherine of Alexandria www.wikiart.org/en/caravaggio/saint… 091
Reposted by Cynda The MadJohn Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Always read the fine print. 21622131
Reposted by Cynda The MadJanel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 23/12/2025[approaching Americans in a dark alley wearing a trench coat] you kids want to try some, uh… political documentary footage? 431247
Reposted by Cynda The MadBrynnester @brynnester.bsky.social · 23/12/2025If nuts wanted us to eat them they wouldn’t wear armour 06317
Reposted by Cynda The MadI Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 23/12/2025I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either. 281243035173
Reposted by Cynda The MadThe Onion @theonion.com · 07/10/2025Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back theonion.com/health-experts-recomme… 80109362828
Cynda The Mad @cyndathemad.bsky.social · 28/09/2025Went to the Chinese takeout place and got dumplings. 🥟 ok so what is this magic that my world is imploding but whenever I eat dumplings I feel totally ok with the world and the magical dipping sauce like some elixir so take note dumplings have healing powers 010
Cynda The Mad @cyndathemad.bsky.social · 01/09/2025I got stung by a wasp yesterday and those little bitches are not to be messed with. My ankle hurt like hell. 000
Cynda The Mad @cyndathemad.bsky.social · 29/08/2025This morning a McDonald's employee at the drive through said, "Oh I wish I had that truck" about my dented badass black pickup and it made me feel alive 000
Cynda The Mad @cyndathemad.bsky.social · 20/08/2025I found a 10 dollar bill in my pajama pants. How did this happen? Who am I? 011
Cynda The Mad @cyndathemad.bsky.social · 16/08/2025I now live by the mantra “What would Megan Thee Stallion do?” 010
Cynda The Mad @cyndathemad.bsky.social · 16/08/2025I like telling gun men I sold my 22 and my revolver because I “felt like it” and watch them crumble and try to give me a free one 000
Cynda The Mad @cyndathemad.bsky.social · 16/08/2025I just ate a Big Mac and I feel dirty, cheap and divine. I should also mention that I went out in pajama pants in my truck to the gas station and got a white claw so I’ve fulfilled my midwestern destiny. 020
Reposted by Cynda The MadParanormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 19/07/2025Will the tooth fairy give money for adult teeth that aren't mine? I've found a ton in this waffle house parking lot. 2257
Reposted by Cynda The MadPot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 19/07/2025No thanks, Goodwill, that's not competitive enough. 1202
Reposted by Cynda The MadS🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 17/07/2025Me: Nice to meet you! What’s your name? My brain: We don’t need that info. 8251105
Reposted by Cynda The Madsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 16/07/2025happy national hot dog day to all who celebrate 🌭 1616933
Cynda The Mad @cyndathemad.bsky.social · 12/07/2025And I’m such a fuck up I can’t even type straight 130
Reposted by Cynda The Madhotsietozzi @hotsietozzi.bsky.social · 06/07/2025“I can’t believe it’s happening here.” Yes you can. 0375
Reposted by Cynda The MadAlex Kanaris-Sotiriou @kanaratron.bsky.social · 05/07/2025Witness. The macaroni cheese pie. 3539626
Reposted by Cynda The MadViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 04/07/2025249 years ago today, Jesus gave birth to a pile of guns 9598151
Reposted by Cynda The Madal-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 04/07/2025more like the fart of july 1024253
Cynda The Mad @cyndathemad.bsky.social · 04/07/2025Farewell, Medicaid. It was fun while it lasted. 000
Cynda The Mad @cyndathemad.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Hey Matt catching up here, Dandy always makes me smile 😊 010
Cynda The Mad @cyndathemad.bsky.social · 14/06/2025No Kings protest in Springfield Missouri tomorrow. I am a citizen, not a subject. 041
Cynda The Mad @cyndathemad.bsky.social · 29/05/2025We should make Congress pick up garbage on their downtime 010
Cynda The Mad @cyndathemad.bsky.social · 29/05/2025How about “work requirements” for Senators and requiring to log in every month to verify themselves 020
Cynda The Mad @cyndathemad.bsky.social · 28/05/2025Got caught up this morning in the magical American habit of paying for the person in back of you at McDonald’s 010
Reposted by Cynda The MadNina Willburger @drnwillburger.bsky.social · 27/05/2025For #TilesOnTuesday large dog's paw prints on a #Roman tile. I can totally picture animals walking on tiles before they were fired! On display at Hegau Museum Singen 📷 me 🏺 #archaeology #RomanArchaeology 10409106
Reposted by Cynda The MadUncle Jeff 🌈 @picklerudd.bsky.social · 22/05/2025What permits do I need for spontaneous human combustion 54618
Reposted by Cynda The Maddawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 22/05/2025once again, winning the great internet battles of our time 3687
Cynda The Mad @cyndathemad.bsky.social · 22/05/2025Kill the poor should be the new republican anthem 010
