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Erin 🔥👽💯

@cyborgcondesce.bsky.social
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Murder mystery LARPer. A couple tiles loose in the garden shed.

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Erin 🔥👽💯 @cyborgcondesce.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I hate being sick because I turn into the biggest baby Currently sick with some kind of virus and I feel like I've been crying all day 😭
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erin morgenstern @erinmorgenstern.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
For the 15th anniversary of The Night Circus my team at Harvill Books in the UK has put together this wonderful new hardcover edition, with beautiful artwork by Kei-Ella Loewe and a new introduction by @alixeharrow.bsky.social that both made me laugh and made me cry. 🖤
Three copies of the new UK edition of The Night Circus, two sitting on their sides and one propped up on a dark wood table with a candelabra in the background. The upright copy is being rubbed on lovingly by a silver tabby cat.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
god this is good
flight of the concords scene with murray, brit and jemaine. 

"How's this, then? Ed Sheeran, beloved by all, left without an opening band at present. Enter you two."

"What if we want a free Palestine, Murray?"

"I reckon you'll get lots of things for free when you're proper rockstars. This might be your ticket."
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don’t think 400 years of American spirituality can be more concisely summed up than by this sentence 
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Erin 🔥👽💯 @cyborgcondesce.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I really think we need to weaponise public holidays to decrease racism in Australia. My one (1) request is national public holidays for Diwali, Eid, and Rosh Hashanah I will begrudgingly accept more public holidays than this
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Michelle Paver @michellepaver.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
'No book with a brown cover has ever sold.' That was a buyer's verdict on the Wolf Brother jacket in 2003. It became a logo — and a few tattoos. RAINFOREST is out in paperback today. The dead are closer than you think. 📖 #Rainforest #MichellePaver #WolfBrother #GhostStory #GothicFiction
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Rebecca @bluebec.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I feel like this is just the start of this article and I need a whole lot more What are the treatments when meditation goes wrong? What are the signs that it might be going wrong for you? How can meditation be made safer?
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This is what happens when meditation goes wrong
In recent years, there has been a huge uptake in meditation, promoted to improve mental and physical health. But it can be harmful for some people.
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Erin 🔥👽💯 @cyborgcondesce.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Congratulations dads, i can't believe all the good fathers were born today xx
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Jess O'Thomson @jessothomson.co.uk · 03/09/2026
As someone who has been tweeted about personally by Rowling. And who spends my whole life trying to fight the damage caused by the litigation she funds. I think, personally, I would be less harmed by you giving me an actual kick in the ribs than watching the new Harry Potter & trying to justify it.
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Becky Hammer @beckyhammer.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
My mom is mad at my dad because a feral peacock keeps coming to their house and staring through the glass door into the kitchen and it turns out it's because my dad has been secretly feeding it
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Digital Poppy Poppy Zone @poppyzone.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Holy fuck all the horses I was storing in my glue factory just ended up in the backrooms and now there galloping loudly though the hallways and trampling the native scary monsters to death, destabilising the delicate ecosystem and scuffing the wallpaper and just galloping so loudly
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Simon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
In ever more countries deaths now outnumber births. If this negative natural increase (as demographers call it) isn’t met with positive net migration numbers, the countries shrink and age.
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Erin 🔥👽💯 @cyborgcondesce.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Just called my mum for the first time in three weeks and immediately remembered why I'd put it off for three weeks Hey Google, how do you get your mum to stop trying to keep you financially dependent on her
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 08/06/2026
eating chia seeds to grow a lush head of bob ross hair in my colon
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 25/05/2026
Long after we are all gone, at some point in the far future, when historians are looking back on this time period and the various horrors of the last decade, one of them will stop reading, take a long sip of their coffee, adjust their glasses and whisper "What the fuck is a labubu?"
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
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Kate Ashwin! ⭐ @katedrawscomics.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
psst hey if you want a heads up on when the final widdershins kickstarter is going live, you can follow the page for it now! www.kickstarter.com/projects/kat...
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Coming soon: Widdershins: Close to Home
Victorian-era magic and adventure, in the FINAL printed volume of the webcomic Widdershins!
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Erin 🔥👽💯 @cyborgcondesce.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Me, starting directly at the sun: "Ah yes, nature's compass"
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Yamino @yamino.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I don't think I ever posted one of my most viral Sailor Moon comics here
Panel 1: Ami Mizuno saying to her friends, "I need you all to swear..."

Panel 2: All rhe girls saying, "FUCJ." with varying keels of enthusias.

Panel 2: Ami, flustered, saying, "Nghh!! Like, a promise??" And an offscreen voice saying, "ooh"
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Tess @itstessinadress.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
News article screenshot showing a photo of the Sydney Harbour Bridge lit up in yellow and green with the words "Let them be kids". Image has the following caption:
"Let Them Be Kids" projected on Sydney Harbour Bridge to mark Australia's social media ban. Credit: The Daily Telegraph/News Corp Australia via Storyful
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Phoenix Calida @phoenixcalida.latinsky.app · 24/04/2026
Too many americans still don't understand the long term impact of this administration. Everything isn't just gonna "go back to normal" if dems win the next presidential election The entire world isnt only judging this administration, they're judging the entire political system for not stopping it
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Erin 🔥👽💯 @cyborgcondesce.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Sexy Mr Beast is my sleep paralysis demon
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
JK Rowling: hello children Rowling: exciting newssss Rowling: i jussst sspoke to my transss friend Rowling: who agreesss with everything I'm doing and thinksss itsss real great Poe: King: Koontz: Lovecraft: Barker: ah ha ha ha ha ha Poe: clive Barker: no wait i wasn't done Barker: aha haha ha ha!!
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it's Halloween name charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 22/04/2026
the foundational concept of Bluesky was to create a space for tech bros by using invite only for a span the foundational reality of Bluesky is that invites became life rafts for queers fleeing Twitter by way of furries nobody working for Bluesky has ever forgiven this
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Erin 🔥👽💯 @cyborgcondesce.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
The best part about going to bed is when Chester decides he has to be As Close As Possible to me and lies right next to me with his paws digging into my side 😍 He is purring his head off right now and it's my favourite sound in the world
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Erin 🔥👽💯 @cyborgcondesce.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I tried donating plasma on Friday but I failed my blood test - my haemoglobin levels are 85, and they only accept blood if you're in the 115-155 range 😭 So guess who's slamming iron tablets and shitting them all out! (I hate iron tablets with a passion)
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Jeb 🇦🇺 🏳️‍⚧️ recovering @jebdarsh.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Fun fact, as an Australian, basically every film I've ever watched was a foreign film. Because, and stay with me here, Hollywood is in the US, which is not in Australia. So just saying, I've watched a ton of foreign films
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Oliver Darkshire @deathbybadger.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I always thought it would be fun to write something so genre defining and oblique that studio ghibli insists on making a beautiful and broadly inaccurate adaptation of it which is more popular than the book ever was
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geoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
21 gun salute for bonnie, who is going to have sex tonight and doesn’t accept criticism or roasts from people who invest in cryptocurrency. may we all find the courage to follow the path she’s forged for us
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Orpiment Press @orpimentpress.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Psst. You wanna sell some smut? We're buying! orpimentpress.ink
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Orpiment Press
Fine purveyors of queer SFF eroticism
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Erin 🔥👽💯 @cyborgcondesce.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Also this is a long shot but does anyone have some favourite Canadian French podcasts to recommend? So far I've found Les Pires Moments de l'Histoire which sounds fun, based solely on sound effects and cadence gags. Gonna mention Murdoch Mysteries to help this skeet travel from Aus to Can 😊
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Erin 🔥👽💯 @cyborgcondesce.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Every now and then I get an itch to learn a new language, even though I know I won't stick to it. Currently wanting to learn Canadian French, because it's a New Language, and I think it would be funny to speak to my French friend in Quebecois.
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Trans Moleman, Street Estrogen Junkie @transmoleman.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
THE ENTIRE WORLD: "Wow 2016 is the craziest year ever! Surely, SURELY no year will ever be as batshit insane as this one!" *SMASH CUT TO LESS THAN A THIRD OF THE WAY INTO 2026* "Mentlegen."
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What a week, huh? all Wednesdays @whataweekhuh.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Captain Haddock looking very frazzled, saying, “What a week, huh?”
Tintin leans into the frame and says, “Captain, it’s Wednesday.”
Snowy aka Milou is very excited about the drink he has found.

Viñeta de Tintin
El capitán Haddock, sentado a una mesa y con aspecto de estar agotado, dice: "¡Menuda semana, ¿eh?".
Tintín, a su derecha, le dice: "Capitán, es miércoles".
A la izquierda, Milú mira muy contento la bebida que está en la mesa.
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Flora 🏺 Ancient History Art @flaroh.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
My illustration of Life in a Roman Street 🏛️🍷🌿🚶🏻‍♀️
Art by flaroh illustration; on the left, a couple are walking past the thermopolium wearing their finery. On the right, two children play in the road with their dog while their nursemaid orders them onto the pavement. Behind them, a matrona enters the street from some steps, shielding her eyes from the sun while her attendant holds a parasol. Across the road from the two, a togate man and his two attendants walk towards the thermopolium and are acknowledged by one of the old-timers at the door. Moving further to the background, a donkey cart loaded with amphora approaches the stepping stones. To its left two people chat at the fountain, and a child plays with his doll next to the man. Above, people look out from windows and balconies, gossiping or doing household chores.
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
you don't see husbands realizing they forgot their anniversary and searching for a gift and seeing the necklace their wife wanted in a window for $50 and pulling out an empty wallet and moths flying out and then seeing a poster that says "BOXING MATCH FIRST PRIZE $50" and saying "hmmm" much anymore
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Erin 🔥👽💯 @cyborgcondesce.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Chester was being very quiet while I was in the shower Turns out he'd jumped into one of the drawers while I was putting dishes away earlier, and I'd accidentally shut him in Sorry mate, you were just so clean 😔
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Erin 🔥👽💯 @cyborgcondesce.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Damn I miss Homestuck
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modmad @modmad.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
sorry I have been so quiet, I am in a very bad place right now to know why read this www.tumblr.com/modmad/81225... if you want proof read this www.tumblr.com/timmyreads/8... nobody official has replied. I don't know what to do. I hope people knowing will help #mrpuzzles #smg4 #glitch #plagiarism
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Natalia (娜塔莉) @wrycritic.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Based Pope. Rare Catholic W.
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Albert Pinto @70sbachchan.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Nothing ever happens
1984 calendar meme with the lady saying "the empire is at war with Persia and the Pope" and the calendar says January 1054
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Micah @rincewind.run · 09/04/2026
*talking to teenage militant atheist self* current me: okay so there’s a big fight between the government and the catholic church teenage me: got it, so we’re obviously on the side of the government current me: I, uh, you might want to sit down for this one
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted
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Erin 🔥👽💯 @cyborgcondesce.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Thinking of starting to knit a stripe blanket - mainly because i can pretend I'm knitting a whole bunch of scarves, and work out how to connect them later
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
I’m experiencing phantom pain where my hope used to be
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Asher Wolf @asherwolf.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Sent off a knitted blanket to my mum
Knitted blanket
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
books: the rectangle that can’t send you push notifications. Try: books.
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 08/04/2026
Can we get a big boat stuck I feel like we really need this as a global community
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Pokemon rumble spheal in an elevator with the text "KEEP SCROLLING I WANT TO GO UP"
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