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Transwoman that loves Kermit (duh) and Spider-Man 🏳️‍⚧️ Work in progress 🫠 Aquarius sun ☀️ (idk anything else so don’t ask) I LOVE MY WIFE 🫡 ❤️ —> @kindinteraction.bsky.social

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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just another day in the Presidency as directed by Fellini.
Trump nodding, Susan Dell emoting.
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
JD Vance is using law enforcement to target his ex, where will the corruption end
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Look: Men stopped for driving 'an actual couch' on North Carolina road
Police in North Carolina are reminding residents to put "safety first" on local roads after two men were pulled over for driving "an actual couch."
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
got into it with this guy myself
a bunch of AI bullshitme cooking this guysecond coursefuneral
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˗ˏˋ ♡ ˎˊ˗ @kindinteraction.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“charlene tries to kill piglet out of revenge” LMAOOOO
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Chris Dashiell @cdashiell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If a Dem loses a close race in one of those GOP-run states, I don’t wsnt to see thrm just concede. Bring on the lawyers and challenge it. You know they’re cheating.
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When white nationalist are a part of your voting base
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm old enough to remember smoking on airplanes as a child. I hated it but they made you do it.
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Julia Kaye, lovergirl era @upandoutcomic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
transgender for everybody and a muscle mommy in every home, vote julia 2028 twitch.tv/upandoutcomic
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Finally a president who solved our age old problem of being a country where people wanted to be
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💚 Cutie Pie Kermit 💚 @cutekermit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
*me returning to BlueSky after a months long spiral into depression and anxiety* “Sorry. Got caught up in the bit.”
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don’t trust the mainstream media, but I feel like the primary alternate model, getting the news from the posts of a 14 year-old Romanian schizophrenic shitposter named “G00n3R the Swamp Pervert,” is not necessarily a superior alternative.
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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you arent a burden. you are a human being with wants and needs. having desires does not make you selfish. unless you are sonic, in which case you are not human and everything you do sickens me.
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BearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 19/09/2026
urbanites posting on rural/tri-county subreddits under articles about meth lab explosions or parking lot shootings "this is why I'm glad I moved away from there with the missus and her beau, it's too dangerous, you should elect better politicians"
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/02/2026
Crockett: "The US is falling apart, partially bc he's allowing for killings in the street, but also bc we have a 34 count convicted felon being shielded from any type of accountability as it relates to a child sex trafficking ring. I don't understand why we're pretending any of this is normal."
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˗ˏˋ ♡ ˎˊ˗ @kindinteraction.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
the prophecy *kill bill sirens*
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˗ˏˋ ♡ ˎˊ˗ @kindinteraction.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
“it’s MY breakdown so IM the one who picks the playlist!”
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Micah @rincewind.run · 01/02/2026
the Epstein files make it very clear why the MeToo backlash was so extreme and why so much of elite society preferred Donald Trump ruling us like a king to the barest hint of accountability
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˗ˏˋ ♡ ˎˊ˗ @kindinteraction.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
IS THAT THE IRON LUNG OF 87!?!?
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
get it right
3 panel comic

Panel 1:
A Pink Guy has spray painted the words “All billionaires are scum” on a blue wall. Pleased with his work, he looks at the reader and gives a thumbs up.

Panel 2: 
An Orange Guy comes into shot and snatches the can of spray paint out of the Pink Guy’s hand. He looks angry and yells “Hey!”

Panel 3:
The Orange Guy has changed the message so it now reads “All billionaires are scumbag pedophiles.
Both the Pink Guy and the Orange Guy give the reader a thumbs up.
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I’m starting to suspect the mega wealthy are a bunch of sick and evil cunts.
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💚 Cutie Pie Kermit 💚 @cutekermit.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
There is something sad about someone who WANTS to be a Nazi collaborator. They don’t even want to be the Gestapo, just snitch. Just a black hole for a soul.
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Ryan Estrada @ryanestrada.com · 25/01/2026
This was just me making this comparison yesterday, but today the Korean news is calling Minnesota "America's Gwangju" and have human rights lawyers explaining how America is now living through the dictatorship Korea once had.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
hey folks, six figure opinion columnist here and gotta say, made a big ol’ whoopsie on the most consequential and honestly, probably the most obvious opinion of my life. thats my bad. anyway, guess I’ll just keep getting paid to give my opinion, thanks for reading
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
US government rn
A cartoon of a news report. The picture shows a government official doing a press conference flanked by goons.
The headline reads “A man attacked federal bullets with his body”
Underneath the picture is a quote saying “those bullets had families”
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Transphobia is a cancer of the heart and mind. It is a useless fear, based on ignorance and cruelty. Trans people are not responsible for a single one of the problems we face. Do the world a favor and grow the fuck up.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Imagine what’s happening in the camps.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I can't put into words the feeling of watching our government, a hive of evil antisocial filth, the absolute worst humanity has to offer, colliding with the best. Ordinary people trying to help each other, risking everything to stand up for what's plainly, unambiguously fair and right. It's unreal
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💚 Cutie Pie Kermit 💚 @cutekermit.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Thank God we just passed another bill to give $10 billion to these fucking thugs. Could you imagine what would have happened if we hadn’t?!?
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
CNN: DHS officials have come to FEMA staff and told them to limit the use of the word ice…they are worried that by posting something like, watch out for the ice, that it's going to become a meme….
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
This woke culture war language policing has gotten out of hand
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Once liberals realize that their elected representatives are supposed to help them, they’re going to become enraged
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
no greenlander ever called me a libtard
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
i feel like the viral bus thread resonates because at every step of the way you're like "ok surely this will be resolved shortly, any second now," which seems like what all the passengers are also thinking. then the fact that the situation doesn't resolve and the bus just keeps going is an Allegory
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
school being canceled because the president sent armed thugs to harass and imprison the populace for voting against him should be the biggest domestic scandal in american history
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/01/2026
Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement theonion.com/stephen-miller-reminds…
Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
This was the point in the bus thread where I started to wonder if it was a metaphor for this present moment in time.

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Two passengers in the front are still fighting with the driver, in the back we’re debating whether calling the police is going to set him off

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the bus is divided on calling the police

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if people take their phones up with the company reps on speakerphone he grabs them and hangs them up

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this is uh, fucking crazy
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‪Musicology Duck‬
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People are screaming at him “you’re going to be fired”

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Passengers are now fighting with other passengers because they don’t want the guy to be set off anymore than he is 

It seems like the consensus is get him to just stop the bus somewhere??
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Dril tweet that reads “girls always love to telling people not to “mansplain” but they do not care of man’s pain”
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weisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Donald Trump can take some consolation in the certainty that 90 years from now, incels will say, “Having said that, I think he did some good things for the economy.”
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
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ICantSeeHelp🆖 @icantseehelp.newgrounds.com · 19/01/2026
tony stark if he used his visor for important shit like My chemical romance Animatics
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
the EU could collapse the American entertainment industry by simply withholding the Skarsgards until Trump is deposed
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 19/01/2026
It's the Karen presidency. Everything going on is because one dumb old asshole didn't get his way and now it's everyone's problem
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
every crisis happening right now is because theres dumb fuck sociopaths in charge and they did something stupid, it’s maddening
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 19/01/2026
In 1964, Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. visited New York City on his way home from accepting the Nobel Peace Prize in Norway. Speaking to a packed crowd at City Hall, Dr. King said,    "Those who have sat so long in darkness now find themselves lighting the way for others...”
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Brandon Santiago @4brandonjs4.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Happy MLK Day Always remember the dream. 🖤 #mlk #martinlutherkingjr #erma
Erma’s class at a history museum looking at a giant photo of Martin Luther King Jr.
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