weisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Tuscan poet reports rare Mitch McConnell sighting. 3596
weisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.social · 01/08/2026This is the kind of villain Batman has to face during a writers strike. 48912
weisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.social · 31/07/2026What's happening, why you think you feel this way about it, and so what? By Ezra Klein 1271
weisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Every tweet is an unforced shareholders earnings call when you're a former trillionaire. 75910
weisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.social · 29/07/2026They would like you to believe in the existence of a supreme being but not wind, in which form the supreme being manifests in an ancient book Trump sells for $60 to people who believe he's read it so they don't have to. 6658
weisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Rand Paul attributes 35 million deaths in 14th-century Europe to Anthony Fauci. 78611
weisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.social · 28/07/2026You know the ancient Greek gods aren't real, because they would have definitely noticed this guy's hubris by now and turned him into a stag for someone's hounds to devour. 99313
weisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Elon's fondness for the Odyssey makes a lot of sense when you understand the epic calls the protagonist a pathological liar in the FIRST LINE. 3569
weisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.social · 22/07/202620 years teaching the Odyssey to college freshmen who didn't do the reading have emotionally prepared me for Twitter this week. 603451327
weisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.social · 22/07/2026"Elon Musk vows to make 'historically accurate,' AI-created 'Odyssey' film by year's end." So he'll be using the tenth-century CE Codex Marcianus Graecus 822 (née 454) manuscript in Venice with the 2nd-century BCE Aristarchus scholia notes on the 6th-century BCE Peisistratean recension? Dope. 118213
Reposted by weisselbergerweisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Christoher Nolan had the AUDACITY to cast the goddess Athena, born from the head of Zeus, with an actress born from a human vagina. 4485019586
weisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Sorry, I'm too old to learn the rules of soccer when I could be day drinking. 8851
weisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.social · 18/07/2026China interfered with the 2004 Emmys award selection for best reality show. By a LOT. 37413
weisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Consider Trump's attempt to dismantle the International Criminal Court alongside his recurring threats of war crimes and you have a not-coincidence. 612640
weisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.social · 12/07/2026When they say Lindsey Graham died from a brief, sudden illness, was it like when Bilbo got really old, really fast after surrendering the evil ring? 7589
weisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Dibs on Lindsey Graham's Rogers and Hammerstein records. 81016
weisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Please respect the privacy of Lindsey Graham's surviving family at this time. Thank you. 4605
Reposted by weisselbergerweisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.social · 12/07/2026At least they weren't parted long. 31116
weisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Lindsey Graham was really looking forward to seeing the Odyssey. 3482
weisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Trump has placed a call to FIFA’s president to ask whether he couldn’t quietly unsuspend Obama’s Iran deal. 1586
weisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Death stymied by Mitch McConnell's filibuster. 2594
weisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Graham Platner's team is currently hunkered down watching YouTube alt-history videos to determine how Hitler might have withdrawn from Maine. 1481
weisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Christoher Nolan had the AUDACITY to cast the goddess Athena, born from the head of Zeus, with an actress born from a human vagina. 4485019586
weisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Man, woman, camera, confessional? Say ten Hail Marys and go fuck yourself. 17412
weisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.social · 05/07/2026We're one underwater poll away from nuclear war against Beatniks, bloomers, and Beatlemania. 2737
weisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.social · 05/07/2026There's a decent chance during this storm that the president will net $20MM selling absorbent Trump umbrellas that explode like water balloons. 1827
weisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Happy Birthday to America, our crazy old grandma (with cookies to spare) whose lingering prejudices we still hope against hope to soften through sheer force of love. You're kinda batshit, Gram, but I'm not giving up on you. 1936
weisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.social · 04/07/2026You know, so many people are saying I have the body of a Greek god. 121269
weisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.social · 28/06/2026There are as many people on stage as on the mall. 712414
weisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Imagine how well the stock market would have performed for shareholders had FDR only fought WWII on Friday evenings. 214033
weisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Imagine being mansplained on work ethic by an Albany grad. 18605
weisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Um. Bro, I think YOUR grass is laced with acid. 6724
weisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.social · 22/06/2026"Nazi-adjacent" tested poorly in murderer focus groups. 1411614
weisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.social · 20/06/2026She begged me to take a picture with her. 1312419
