Reposted by current pharaohKat @kat8655.eurosky.social · 03/10/2026Worthy challenger to the "it was all revealed in a dream" footnote. 240472
Reposted by current pharaohMoby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Ahab is for ever Ahab, man. This whole act’s immutably decreed. 541997
Reposted by current pharaohThe Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Every time a discourse kicks off over whether AI music, literature or art will be "as good as" the real thing, I'm always amazed more people don't cite that **there already are** creative pursuits where human-free spectacles have been available for decades, and nobody has ever wanted to watch them. 441724335
Reposted by current pharaohlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026"I installed the Give Away Your Personally Identifying Info app made by the We Love Stealing Your Personally Identifying Info Corp headed by Mr. Steal Your Personally Identifying Info and it gave away all my personally identifying info" 332554538
Reposted by current pharaohdan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right 63112962557
Reposted by current pharaohTheDevinTeam @thedevteam.itch.io · 20/09/2026The best example of this still comes from Pillars of Eternity. 545977
Reposted by current pharaohjourneyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 09/06/2024Leisurely jogging through the valley of the shadow of death 2867173
Reposted by current pharaohSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise. 161191543870
Reposted by current pharaohthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026skipped a pretty key step in the movie review process here 111112201906
Reposted by current pharaohmike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026kudos to macklemore here for —right off the bat— the perspective and acknowledgment of who the real victims are 3438081136
Reposted by current pharaohJeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 10/09/2026DLSS 5 is just a lighting pass and not an ai hallucin-- 25683922546
Reposted by current pharaohSmashToons 2.8 Final Chapter Prologue @smashtoons.com · 08/09/2026Hey as an artist it's really fucking cool and awesome that "looks like AI slop" has become such a normalized insult for works created by humans. Fuck off. 72188673
Reposted by current pharaohDave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 07/09/2026there's a teaser trailer and everything youtube.com/watch?v=GGJSRFWALTI&feature=youtu.beyoutube.comYou Can See Everything | Official Teaser HD | A24YouTube video by A24 1661987298
Reposted by current pharaohbig bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time 215167574233
Reposted by current pharaohUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 04/09/2026they’ll figure it out if they get hungry enough 8983862025
Reposted by current pharaohWanderjegson @wanderjegson.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Robin and Orihime's imagination 141745732
Reposted by current pharaohBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026The agentic vizier software I bought to automate my whispers to the sultan has developed its own agenda and long story short I'm getting beheaded at dawn 274132668
Reposted by current pharaohemma @anomalo-caris.bsky.social · 19/08/2026👈 this user is being sent to the hell dimension to suffer for all eternity 616825
Reposted by current pharaohDestination Venus sells comics in Harrogate! @destinationvenus.bsky.social · 18/08/2026AI is a scourge. But it is important not to trust "AI detectors". I lost regular freelancing work because my client insisted I used AI to write copy (I didn't, but their AI detecting software said I did). This is a great thread with an excellent example of why these detectors cannot be trusted. 131554855
Reposted by current pharaohfarner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 17/08/2026if ur still asleep,, kill yourself!! its get a bag monday!!!!! 423116
Reposted by current pharaohmuch like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 11/08/2026i've been laughing at this for 30 minutes 11157401076
Reposted by current pharaohlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi 154128903256
Reposted by current pharaohLauren Theisen @laurentheisen.bsky.social · 04/08/2026on Sophie Cunningham and a trans controversy that doesn't involve any actual trans people: defector.com/the-right-ha... 4244151076
Reposted by current pharaohBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 23/07/2026What do you mean before he was Scrooge he was Ebenezer those are just his first and last names lol 1814589644
Reposted by current pharaohℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 13/07/2026"we're using AI to turn PDFs into podcasts" is gonna be one of those phrases that gets mocked in about 20 years as the absolute height of the 2020s AI bubble of creating useless features dreamt up by Linkedin-climbing MBA lunatics for an audience of no one 91597341
Reposted by current pharaohscreenshot archive of internet @archiveofficial.bsky.social · 10/07/2026 29233
Reposted by current pharaohIan Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 24/06/2026this took way too long 21542163
Reposted by current pharaohjourneyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Wow that spider has freakishly long and slender legs. Lets call it daddy 102048375
Reposted by current pharaohSirFox @sirfox.bsky.social · 17/06/202625 years ago: "i'm sorry Mrs. Smith but your 14 year-old son Charlie downloaded a Metallica album off Napster and now he's being sued for $1 million & might go to jail" Today: "we fed every song in existence into our model what the fuck do you mean we have to pay for it? that's ridiculous!!!" 152369534
Reposted by current pharaohCrowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 12/06/2026really fucking hate how "accessibility" has been hijacked to mean "let's treat everyone as if they're children at all times" 9259241635
Reposted by current pharaohjulie muncy, calamity's augur @julie.radiantarray.io · 11/06/2026MOTHERFUCKER 9592894206
Reposted by current pharaohMaladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 09/06/2026“If you died nothing in my life would change” remains one of the coldest bars ever posted 225531979
Reposted by current pharaohjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 07/06/2026I love how you do one thing wrong and suddenly you "made a mistake" 91153171
Reposted by current pharaohMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 07/06/2026I got a new editor and she fucking sucks dude 869981
Reposted by current pharaohEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 01/06/2026Today Microsoft moved all its GitHub copilot subscribers to token-based billing. If you want to see what happens when people have to pay the actual costs of AI, the day is finally here. It's obvious that every customer sees the deep, meaningful value and isn't angry at all. 323105043473
Reposted by current pharaohJ HELL P @jlp.systems · 01/06/2026I found a huge vein of naturally occurring lunch 7918144
Reposted by current pharaohJackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 31/05/2026GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands 4360722055
Reposted by current pharaohEm @thecachedsociety.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I encourage everyone to read this study. The design tactics built into chatbots are something we haven’t seen before. They build trust, learn intimate details about us and impact how we think, feel & make decisions. The more dependent we become, the harder it is to recognize we’re being exploited. 14218
Reposted by current pharaohThe Associated Press @apnews.com · 25/05/2026Pope Leo XIV called for robust regulation of artificial intelligence and for its developers to work for the common good rather than profit, issuing a sweeping manifesto on safeguarding humankind as the technology impacts everything from work to war.bit.lyPope calls for robust regulation of AI in manifesto that ponders the future of humanityPope Leo XIV has called for robust regulation of artificial intelligence and for its developers to work for the common good rather than profit. 482563672
Reposted by current pharaohToussaint Egan @thesaintoftous.bsky.social · 26/05/2026It's happening 🫧💥static.klipy.comChi Pu, Vietnamese Actress, Plays with BubblesAlt: Chi Pu, Vietnamese Actress, Plays with Bubbles 011316
Reposted by current pharaohMadeleine Swann @madeleineswann.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Emilius Duckberry 313372595
Reposted by current pharaohload bearing hole @homosupremacy69.bsky.social · 23/05/2026jesus fucking christ lmao 7545521034
Reposted by current pharaohNash @radiodeadair.com · 19/05/2026"According to Velloso, less than 3% of paying users actively use Copilot, even though Microsoft has pre-deployed it directly into the Windows 11 taskbar and across the Office suite." lol, lmfaowindowslatest.comFormer Microsoft VP says Microsoft missed the AI wave like the internet and mobile, as Copilot scales back in Windows 11Former Microsoft PM says the company's AI push failed, citing Copilot's dismal 3.3% adoption rate and calling for a massive factory reset. 15046351343
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The available options are:
1. “Yes.”
2. [Lie] “No.”
3. [Lie] “Yes.”
4. “No.”
5. “Now that you ask, I’m not so sure.”
6. “There is no way to be certain.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cv35qcosmyolzqbe5dknsob7/bafkreibpndtrqbdlbnjkgwo5h5vkasly7dpmzdip5slz4ryo5smwg7wm7y)
![Comic. [Two people considering diagrams on whiteboard] PERSON 1 with ponytail: The W bosons produced by the collider beam will mostly be left-handed. PERSON 2: So we should send in a *right*-handed batter.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiclaz76nd4vfvtlhm7bncogauon6wkv4dh6fm7llbx3u4igqfovu4)
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![Mike,
Thanks for your most recent 10,500 posts. I generally enjoyed them but have a few notes that I think will elevate your audience's experience in alignment with our new values.
• In the post about "getting [your] n*ts slammed in the car door while [your] d*ck tip was pinched apart by the sunroof sliding closed", could you mention the stock market's unprecedented growth under the president's masterful hand?
• A post about "accidentally eating a piece of sh*t like it was hard candy but finishing anyway" might alienate people looking for more wholesome content. Replace this with an essay on why bullying girly looking schoolboys is much kinder than traditional media makes it sound.
• Your post "the Epstein class? where do I enroll?" is approved with no comments.
Looking forward to righting this ship with your help. Your account is such an institution, and I know we both have the best intentions for it at heart.
— BW](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qsllkcuektaoegm2g5xkpkvq/bafkreifzw3u5jgovzymz4lspujpcfcersr6zkrngyhufcjo7xeyqnsiepa)
