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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I will look a motherfucker dead in the eye and will tell them in no uncertain terms that they are no longer capable of going the distance or going for speed.
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MoMA Paintings and Sculpture @moma.bsky.social · 21h
Charles Sheeler, Bucks County Barn, 1932 botfrens.com/collections/14377/cont…
Gift of Abby Aldrich Rockefeller
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Emily Yoshida @emilyyoshida.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
OK I’ll say more It’s a systems movie and as such it falters on the emotional stuff. Plemons’ character’s story is actually the stickier human story you could tell where the good/bad/morally ambiguous would be as clear as a Succession episode.
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MoMA Paintings and Sculpture @moma.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Piet Mondrian, Composition with Color Planes 5, 1917 botfrens.com/collections/14377/cont…
The Sidney and Harriet Janis Collection
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caroline @csb.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If the managerial class was honest with itself:
Dennis from the TV show it’s always sunny in Philadelphia: “but I don't want real power, because with real power comes real responsibility, and I don't want any of that shit. I just want the money and the illusion of power. (beat) And puss.”
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Katherine Alejandra Cross @quinnae.com · 11/10/2026
Me: *slams buzzer* What is a car dealership? Ken Jennings: Yes! Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board.
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Iron Joe @ironjoebro.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
tough part of getting good at Slay the Spire is realizing that sometimes you really do have to pick the first one
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Stacey Mason @stcymsn.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Wow we’re having “games are art” discourse again! Just gonna leave this here. From my dissertation:
2.1 Lenses, Not Boxes
I wondered whether this section was necessary, but games discourse seems to repeatedly find itself adrift in questions of whether _ counts as a _. We have seen
the question repeatedly: Do games count as art? Do games without goals count as games? Is The Sims a game? Are hypertexts interactive fiction? Are
Twine pieces literature? In fairness to the researchers cited here, all of whom I respect immensely, many of these sources pose or imply the question rhetorically. Still, the necessity of such a framing frustrates me.
"Is _ a _?" is, in my opinion, a fruitless question. The question can never be answered to anyone's satisfaction, and it often serves as either a provocation
to espouse politics or as a cover to institute gatekeeping. Its agenda is usually opaque
to onlookers and bewildering to those trying to advance the field from across disciplines.
We should be thinking in lenses, not boxes.
It is always more interesting to ask "If we think of _ through the lens of _, what do we learn?" We know it is more interesting to ask "What do we learn
by considering Tom Stoppard through the lens of poststructuralism?" than to ask "Is Stoppard's work poststructuralist?" And while some works may be more or less fruitful when examined through different lenses, sometimes the most unlikely pairings of lenses and objects are the most rewarding. Certainly any of the questions above would be much better served by reframing them in this way.
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conputer dipshit @davidcrespo.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
a manager can never be held accountable. therefore a manager must never make a management decision
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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
you're injecting nuance into a situation that calls only for rage
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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip
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caroline @csb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me but for Sandra Hüller (die Hüller-Hochversprechung)
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
‘Breakfast’. Everything so violent in this language
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every time I see a serial killer tv show advertised I think of this
My dad used to work with Ted Bundy at the University of Utah and every Friday my dad would say, "See ya Monday-Bundy" and I can't imagine how much Ted actually thought about murdering him for
it.
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caroline @csb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
As they say in Germany, Mundraub ist nicht strafbar
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"i have created the machine that thinks." you fucked up a perfectly good graphics card is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Slavoj Žižek has my dream job. I watched him speak in front of a crowd for 45 minutes uninterrupted about whatever he felt like while the host watched helplessly. when he finally finished she said "wise words" and he said "I HATE WISDOM" then started talking again
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caroline @csb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
99 Luftballons-ass start to WWIII getting more and more likely
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Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 18/09/2026
A version of the "Aella's birthday gangbang" Sankey diagram but it's about Bluesky posters thinking about posting Sankey diagram jokes, leading from "thought about Sankey diagram joke" through various iterations of workshopping and writing the joke (with various dead ends due to forgetting about it, losing interest, etc). Eventually at the end the joke is finally posted; some posters do numbers with it, some don't, some came in a fluffer
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MoMA Paintings and Sculpture @moma.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Paul Feeley, Alniam, 1964 botfrens.com/collections/14377/cont…
Gift of Philip Johnson
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lucy @lycanlucy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
text that says "i dont want to be strong anymore i want nice things to happen to me for free" over a crusty image of a rat from super mario 3d world
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
you should try posting better
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
whenever I talk about my husband and our relationship I'm like "i don't want to brag or anything" but that's a lie. I do want to brag. I love bragging and I love my husband
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caroline @csb.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I love esoteric beefs like this Wikipedia editor vs. the ancient Croats who named this river
“situated on the right bank of the small river Rječina (whose name means ‘the big river’).” Screenshot from Rijeka’s Wikipedia page
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
not a serious language
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The 8.5 games in which LeBron and Embiid play together this year are going to be absolutely electric
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John Allison @badmachinery.com · 24/07/2026
Frances Bean Cobain is married to Tony Hawk's son, and they have a child. Imagine being able to play a series of video games where you play exclusively as your own grandfather. That's a very niche genre, "Pop Pop Games".
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caroline @csb.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Springer-Presse, halt die Fresse
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caroline @csb.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
my great uncle Mack (parasitologist) is somewhere shaking his head
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Revan @revan.eurosky.social · 20/07/2026
nice argument. unfortunately, i wrote a book in which i'm the chad and you burn in hell.
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OhBraains🧟‍♂️ @ohnono.eurosky.social · 19/07/2026
One of the funniest things about the Stasi is that they tried to destroy personnel data in 89/90, but kept the payroll records intact. Caught between seeking anonymity for participating in mass surveillance and the occasional psychological destruction of people vs making sure you’re paid a pension.
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caroline @csb.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham fucked undergraduate guys at USC as a 60+ year old closeted senator, another pedo-con sent straight to hell
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
death comes for us all but sometimes its funnier when it comes for a guy you despise
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Eric Ansley Díaz 🏳️‍🌈 @geekboyeric.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
RIP Bonnie Tyler. And RIP Tandi Iman Dupree. This remains the best stage entrance by a drag queen of all time, even some 25 years later, and the best use of Tyler’s “Holding Out for a Hero” ever. youtu.be/IHQA5vqn6rw?...
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Patrick Fenelon @patrickfenelon.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
reading Theory
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PJ Holden @pauljholden.com · 06/07/2026
In gremlins 2 when a panicked Pheobe Cates pulls the fire alarm, the fire alarm pontificates “Fire! The untamed element, oldest of man’s mysteries, giver of warmth [etc]” anyway that’s what it’s like when you google something now.
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caroline @csb.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
finally got the email that my student discount account is expired after 12 years
Kermit the frog curled up looking despondent
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Michael @michaelklamerus.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
if you have your own physical media collection, you can do your own version of the Criterion Closet where you stand in your basement by yourself and saying "oh wow, In the Mood for Love, what a film" to absolutely no one
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
This is breathtakingly good and absolutely correct.
The United States commands the world from atop a mountain of skulls. That other empires have done the same-will do the same—is no
more a defense than that of a murderer who
tells the court that homicide is common, unavoidable. There is no nation we will not bomb; no children we will not incinerate; no civilian we will not maim; no people we will not turn to ash if doing so serves some minor interest; no persecution, surveillance, or exploitation we will not tolerate abroad or at home so long as we are not too troubled by it in our ordinary lives.
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Julius Kölzer @juliusk.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
81 % of eastern German municipalities have fewer residents today than in 1985. Losses cluster especially in Pommerania and rural Sachsen-Anhalt, where towns often shrank by a third or more. Growth is almost entirely confined to larger cities like Berlin & Leipzig and their commuter belts.
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sick public transit, gloria @seung.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
ever play sports so bad the president calls for a government investigation www.nytimes.com/athletic/740...
nytimes.com
South Korea president ‘baffled’ by World Cup exit, calls for government investigation
President Lee appeared to criticise the South Korean football association's (KFA) appointment of head coach Hong Myung-bo.
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cyberbuffalo (formerly brunch) @cyberbuffalo.party · 27/06/2026
time to post my absolutely favorite meme
wrestling ceo meme, 4 panels
1. $6 artisinal soda
2. old timey apothecary label
3. "made from real barlow root or something
4. IT SUCKS SHIT
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
A stock image of a woman smiling at the camera while sitting at an open laptop in a room decorated like an Ikea brochure. Text at the top and bottom of the screen says "Sorry, I can't hang out tonight // I'm too busy playing hit deckbuilding roguelite Slay the Spire 2 (Mega Crit, 2026)"
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Timurid @timurid.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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caroline @csb.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Sometimes I go to designwithinreach to find something ugly and say “I would never buy that, how atrocious” as if aesthetics were the main reason I’m not spending $600 on a desk lamp
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Erin Dwyer aka Ginger Is A Construct @erindwyer.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
People talk a lot about the internet being reduced to a hellscaoe but then you find art like this Cardi B audio layered over young kestrels being scared of a butterfly:
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John Munro @johnmunro.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
"Which driver is not tempted, merely by the power of his engine, to wipe out the vermin of the street, pedestrians, children and cyclists? The movements machines demand of their users already have the violent, hard-hitting, unresting jerkiness of Fascist maltreatment." Theodor W. Adorno
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Face I make when someone says “seize him”
Startled frog
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