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caroline @csb.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If the managerial class was honest with itself:
Dennis from the TV show it’s always sunny in Philadelphia: “but I don't want real power, because with real power comes real responsibility, and I don't want any of that shit. I just want the money and the illusion of power. (beat) And puss.”
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caroline @csb.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I love esoteric beefs like this Wikipedia editor vs. the ancient Croats who named this river
“situated on the right bank of the small river Rječina (whose name means ‘the big river’).” Screenshot from Rijeka’s Wikipedia page
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caroline @csb.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
finally got the email that my student discount account is expired after 12 years
Kermit the frog curled up looking despondent
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caroline @csb.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
all I got is macron
Macron saying “hey girls, did you know that uhhh… France has assassinated 22 African presidents since 1963”
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caroline @csb.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
ROMANTIC LOVE WAS INVENTED TO MANIPULATE WOMEN (marquee series)SLIPPING INTO MADNESS IS GOOD FOR THE SAKE OF COMPARISON (marquee series)
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caroline @csb.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
STOP DOING TRINITARIANISM
• MONOTHEISTIC RELIGIONS WERE NOT SUPPOSED
TO HAVE MULTIPLE GODS
• YEARS OF PRAYING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for going higher than having one god
• Wanted to go higher anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "POLYTHEISM"
• "God told me to have no gods beside Him which is why l also worship some bird and also this Nazarene twink" - Statements dreamt up by the utterly deranged
LOOK at what non-Arian Christians have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the Churches & Cathedrals we built for them
THEY HAVE PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS
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caroline @csb.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Minion says your father and I are getting a divorce
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caroline @csb.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
♥️
Milo, my small dog with brown and black fur being looking snuggly on a blanket on my lap
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caroline @csb.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Cannot believe I forgot the title 🤮
A screenshot of Netflix’s entry for “Casablancas: The Man Who Loved Women”
The description reads:
The rise and smash success of Elite modeling agency founder John Casablancas is chronicled in this biography of the man who invented the supermodel.
Director: Hubert Woroniecki
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caroline @csb.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Ignatius J. Reilly from a Confederacy of Dunces
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caroline @csb.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
My wedding was a week ago and I’m still obsessed with my dress & like LOOK AT IT
Me standing in a long floral printed white Monique Lhullier dress holding a large bouquet of pink and white flowers
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caroline @csb.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Ok but also literally, that interviewer:
60 minutes interviewer Adam Hegarty looking happy at a bar with his beautiful partner, fellow journalist Amber Johnston
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caroline @csb.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I have a collection of thigh bruises from my pup launching himself off of my lap, my pale skin simply can’t handle the muscle of this lil man
A black & brown terrier mix is sitting on a fuzzy blanket in my lap and turning to stare at me with large expectant brown eyes, as if he heard me talking about him
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caroline @csb.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...
An excerpt of a Wall Street journal article about Kash Patel: “The FBI director is required by law to take the bureau’s private plane instead of commercial flights for security reasons.”
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caroline @csb.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Lori lightfoot looking distressed
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caroline @csb.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
This is a real video …. that’s the joke
Screenshot of several pics of Taylor swift in the red dress from the OP
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caroline @csb.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
month into the semester & I got my first student email saying “I know I haven’t been coming to class or doing all my homework but what can I do to improve my grade?”
Just about McFucking had it
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caroline @csb.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Today’s mood in two images:
It’s a beautiful day to yell at god (three people look at a large sun) “what the fuck!?” “Come out! We just wanna talk” “face us you coward”Fichte says to Kant “thanks for changing my life,” Kant replies “the Wissenschaftslehre is a totally indefensible system”
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caroline @csb.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Dream posting career
Buy my silence. Permanently.
$8,000 per month
For $8,000 a month, I will stop

(a crowdfunding tier level of infamous troll CommunismKills)
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caroline @csb.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Milo loves this toy so much this is how he sleeps now
Small black and brown dog sleeping with a paw over a toy shaped like a waffle and fried chicken leg
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caroline @csb.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
NYT’s ideal world:
A drone with the text “on this drone we believe” with the bombs reading “black lives matter” “love is love” “science is real” “feminism is for everyone” “no human being is illegal” “kindness is everything” “love trumps hate” “diversity is celebrated”
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caroline @csb.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Amy Ash
@lolennui.bsky.social
(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns ImaoAtomkraft? Nein Danke
(Nuclear Power? No thanks)
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caroline @csb.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Legendary poster CommunismKills crowdfunding appeal: “Buy my silence. Permanently. For $8,000 a month, I will stop”
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caroline @csb.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
USSR propaganda poster of a cosmonaut looking around in space and saying “No god!”
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caroline @csb.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
I don’t think it’s from a place of privilege at all - Mariame Kaba has a motto “hope is a discipline” that speaks to how necessary it is
Interview with Mariame Kaba: “I always tell people, for me, hope doesn’t preclude feeling sadness or frustration or anger or any other emotion that makes total sense. Hope isn’t an emotion, you know? Hope is not optimism.

I think that for me, understanding that is really helpful in my practice around organizing, which is that, I believe that there’s always a potential for transformation and for change. And that is in any direction, good or bad. The idea of hope being a discipline is something I heard from a nun many years ago who was talking about it in conjunction with making sure we were of the world and in the world. Living in the afterlife already in the present was kind of a form of escape, but that actually it was really, really important for us to live in the world and be of the world. The hope that she was talking about was this grounded hope that was practiced every day, that people actually practiced it all the time. “Quote continues: “And so, I bowed down to that. I heard that many years ago and then I felt the sense of, Oh my god. That speaks to me as a philosophy of living, that hope is a discipline and that we have to practice it every single day. Because in the world which we live in, it’s easy to feel a sense of hopelessness, that everything is all bad all the time, that there is nothing going to change ever, that people are evil and bad at the bottom. It feels sometimes that it’s being proven in various, different ways, so I get that, so I really get that. I understand why people feel that way. I just choose differently. I choose to think a different way and I choose to act in a different way. I choose to trust people until they prove themselves untrustworthy. 

Jim Wallace, who people know as a liberal Evangelical, who thinks about faith a lot and talks about faith a lot and he always talks about the fact that hope is really believing in spite of the evidence and watching the evidence change. And that, to me, makes total sense. I believe ultimately that we’re going to win, because I believe there are more people who want justice, real justice, than there are those who are working against that.”
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caroline @csb.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
RIP DL
David Lynch: “believe or not, God is Gay”
Interviewer: “Elaborate on that.”
DL: “No.”
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caroline @csb.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
king bub (milo)
A small black and brown terrier doing the downward dog stretchSame pup sitting and looking at cameraSame pupper now standing and wagging his tail
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caroline @csb.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Arabelle Sicardi continuing to prove why she’s the only substack I subscribe to
Quote from Arabella Sicardi’s newsletter, You’ve Got Lipstick on Your Chin, about Luigi Mangione: “As many people have speculated, the shapeup represents the power dynamic that Mangione is protected inside, that despite being incarcerated, (highlight begins:) he is not the enemy of the People but of the State and its profiteers. It signals that you can trap a man, but not what he represents, and that he will find brethren anywhere, even in all the places you have damned and placed men to be forgotten in (highlight ends). He is protected, people whisper. To be cared for while incarcerated requires camaraderie and cultural currency that comes in solidarity with others inside with you. And even if he did pay for it in commissary funds - he'd have enough of it. Girls have been learning how to send commissary in TikTok lives for the sole purpose of supporting him. You can kill a man. You cannot kill an idea.”
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caroline @csb.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
Fish the cat says good morning ☀️
A large gray cat lies on a blue sofaThe same cat lies on the same sofa but now she has flipped over showing her big beautiful furry belly, which is cream and speckled with grey
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caroline @csb.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Google sheets > excel for data validation with formatting
Color-coded spreadsheet of elements of the soul for the video game book of hours
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caroline @csb.bsky.social · 03/10/2024
You’re telling me you don’t know insane details of the personal lives of every media personality on the “shitty media men” list and the ensuing fallout????
Jay Cutler (nfl quarterback who does not particularly like playing football) at a Miami dolphins press conference, looking down, pondering the choices in life that led him to this foresaken moment
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caroline @csb.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
Under 100,000!
Bluesky User #80,639
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caroline @csb.bsky.social · 18/08/2024
A woman looking awed at the truth expressed in the above post
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caroline @csb.bsky.social · 29/05/2024
the bubbiest bub to ever do it
A small dog (dachshund mix) lays curled up next to my leg, he is dozing peacefully
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caroline @csb.bsky.social · 11/05/2024
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally
Lori Lightfoot looking dead inside
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caroline @csb.bsky.social · 13/02/2024
Angel Blimp is coming for the top spot next year!!
A long, rotund gray cat lounging on a green blanket
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caroline @csb.bsky.social · 05/01/2024
Fish the cat is living her best life
A grey cat getting pet and looking pleased
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caroline @csb.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
freelance tenderloaf reporting for duty
A grey cat with a large cream belly sleeping peacefully on a couch. The belly has grey spots and is inviting you to pet it
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caroline @csb.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
I’m starting a collection
Francis Fukuyama pointing a gun with the caption “End History/I am no longer asking”Still from Breaking Bad where Walt (history) says to Saul (Fukuyama) “We’re done when I say we’re done”
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caroline @csb.bsky.social · 27/07/2023
She’s that girl I fear …
Grey kitty sleeping on a pillowSame kitty but with more belly showing
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caroline @csb.bsky.social · 27/07/2023
is that shirts that go hard account on bluesky yet? asking for personal reasons
Selfie wearing a tshirt with a sunset reflecting on the ocean in the shape of a skull
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caroline @csb.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
Mood for the summer: being a snack & having other people cook
Flank steak, fondant potatoes & roasted leeks with a glass of chianti and a glass of ice water
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caroline @csb.bsky.social · 07/06/2023
Puppet with text overlay: this world is hard on silly men. men filled with a joyous whimsy. nothing in this world is harder than being a goofy and fun loving guy
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caroline @csb.bsky.social · 02/06/2023
Cat sitting this psychopath for the week and she only drew blood once (so far) ♥️
Screenshot of Kendall Roy from Succession saying “cunt is as cunt does”A small cat near a bed The same cat suspiciously sniffing a socked footThe same cat now on a coffee table trying to steal some treats out of a bag
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caroline @csb.bsky.social · 26/05/2023
She’s back in her happy place 💙💚
A cat in a screened-in porch looking at a pond
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caroline @csb.bsky.social · 21/05/2023
The classic tweet “I’ll serve crack before I serve this country” by basedsavage3600
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caroline @csb.bsky.social · 19/05/2023
This is the fish pic Bluesky didn’t want you to see:
Fish (the cat) is looking very cute and pleased with herself
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caroline @csb.bsky.social · 19/05/2023
Pls she’s all I post
Absolutely adorable cat gazes at the camera
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caroline @csb.bsky.social · 18/05/2023
Fish is advertising her services as a mouser: - only works from 3-5 am - easily distracted but very cute - she does not kill the mice, just chases them - actually has no idea what she’s doing
Gray cat looking very pleased with herself
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caroline @csb.bsky.social · 18/05/2023
look @ this absolute unit
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