Timurid @timurid.bsky.social · 3h"Some folks call it a Sling Blade, I call it a Kaiser Blade. It's kindly a wood handle, kind of like an axe handle. With a long blade on it shaped kinda like a bananer. Umm Hmm... Sharp on one edge, and dull on the other. Umm Hmm... It's what the highway boys use to cut down weeds and whatnot." 161
Timurid @timurid.bsky.social · 20/09/2026...and of course he'll be filled with righteous anger when some nut sends him a bomb threat for not completing the parlay. 030
Timurid @timurid.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The problem with Devil's bargains is that the Devil wants his fucking money... 020
Timurid @timurid.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Trump is so deeply invested in mid 20th century technology and the whole dieselpunk aesthetic (coal and oil over wind and solar, steam catapults, etc.)... I'd never have expected AI, of all things, to be the one 21st century technology he embraces... 021
Timurid @timurid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026...but when RFKJ gets a Candygram for Michael O'Dwyer our betters will tell us it's an unprecedented crime against society. 010
Reposted by TimuridLaszlo Panaflex @laszlopanaflexx.bsky.social · 18/09/2026John Roberts' monster is out terrorizing the village again. 1663
Timurid @timurid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026BREAKING: Spinal Tap will no longer open for Ed Sheeranstatic.klipy.comSpinal Tap: Spontaneous CombustionALT: Spinal Tap: Spontaneous Combustion 020
Timurid @timurid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026"But now we'll both drown!" said the scorpion to the scorpion. 020
Timurid @timurid.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The American swing voter is an insoluble problem, so any engagement, whether you're a head of state or a kid trying to get your engineering degree, comes with unacceptable downside risk. 010
Timurid @timurid.bsky.social · 13/09/2026AI companies right now are like tobacco companies back in 1960 saying "damn straight cigarettes cause cancer!" 000
Timurid @timurid.bsky.social · 12/09/2026"Your Honor, The Crime Machine Company is in no way liable for these crimes..." 020
Timurid @timurid.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Gonna have to narrow that one down, chief...static.klipy.comBig Book Huge BookALT: Big Book Huge Book 020
Timurid @timurid.bsky.social · 04/09/2026When he put on the black costume he became Peter Darker... 011
Timurid @timurid.bsky.social · 02/09/2026What is the fancy Greek word for 'rule by Batman villains?' 000
Timurid @timurid.bsky.social · 02/09/2026static.klipy.comBlade Runner 2049: K on Snowy StairsALT: Blade Runner 2049: K on Snowy Stairs 010
Timurid @timurid.bsky.social · 28/08/2026static.klipy.comMad Max Immortal JoeALT: Mad Max Immortal Joe 121
Reposted by TimuridGarrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today. 227395187143
Timurid @timurid.bsky.social · 21/08/2026static.klipy.comBane: Time to Go MobileALT: Bane: Time to Go Mobile 000
Timurid @timurid.bsky.social · 21/08/2026What about flooding the market with government-subsidized, below-market face meat? 020
Timurid @timurid.bsky.social · 07/08/2026The goal is to survive and win in the treacherous politics of Renaissance Venice: The game is Doge like. 030