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Chris Rock

@crockpot.dev
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Just a guy. I got some kids. I write software sometimes

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Christian Nightmares @christiannightmare.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hayley Williams from Paramore speaks out: “The greatest threat to American democracy is Christian nationalism.”
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
We're being told that if we sacrifice the rights of some people, then the rest of us get to keep our rights. We all know that's some BS.
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J. Emory Parker 🏳️‍🌈 @jaspar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Meta muse saying why would I deceive you?
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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026
talent is a lie
a cartoon picture of a frog throwing a crooked looking clay vase with the words “talent is a lie, just do it anyway”
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Rejected Virginia License Plates @rejectedplates.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A Virginia license plate reading COVIDI9
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 16/09/2026
A friend found one of my business cards from 13 years ago
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 16/09/2026
Happy Baby Safety Month.
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I don't think people really understand the psychic impact of knowing that multiple times a day every day your friends, family, coworkers, neighbors, and everyone who could ever have any power over you is being flooded with agitprop designed to make them hate you
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
ch 1
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Goodnews @goodnews.computer · 04/09/2026
Take a break from being depressed that everything you love is being destroyed by slop for a moment and let me tell you about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between graffiti writers, train yard workers, and model train enthusiasts.
A hand holding a model train with a replica of the same graffiti on the full scale train car behind it.A model train with two graffiti pieces on opposite sides.
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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
technology is incredible
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Laura Grace Weldon @lauragraceweldon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This
Cartoon by  Gautami Reddy 

12 cartoon images under the caption How To Live In The Age of AI 
read slowly
make ugly thing
don't believe everything
eat together
get bored
avoid instant replies
call your grandma/grandpa
fall in love
cry every now and then
memorize a poem
trust your gut
take your time
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Joseph Fasano @josephfasano.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Back to school. ❤️
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it’s ben @yotsuben.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
hello @rangedtouch.bsky.social I rushed to my computer after hearing the first 15 minutes of the latest Shelved by Genre because I had to make your idea real immediately
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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jesse @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Glup Shitto, the rhyme spitto Flow so tight, make the crowd say ditto
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Cover art for doom, doom guy slayin demons in hell. Title says DOOMOLINGO in severe sharp mirrored symmetry doom font
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Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
You’re telling me a river runs this farm?
A cargo van with a River Run Farm logo on it.
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
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Orta Therox @orta.io · 01/08/2026
Reminder: I want to see more @puzzmo.com accounts when I'm on Bluesky! Help me juke my stats, if you've hooked bsky to Puzzmo, but don't have a paid account; DM me your profile link in the next 6 days and I'll gift you a year's sub (The link is in the dropdown when you click on your nav avatar)
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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Fandom: A Comics Quadrilogy (2021)
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 25/09/2025
Some transgender people see only darkness in front and behind them. The current climate is especially accelerating this. Transgender people just want to love the people they love and live their lives as themselves. Let's all join hands and change the world🫶🌏🫶
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 14/07/2026
“merit” means illegal gender discrimination because women in command make pete hegseth’s dick feel soft www.nytimes.com/2026/07/14/u...
nytimes.com
Opportunities Narrow for Women as Hegseth Blocks More Promotions
For the first time in more than a decade, no active-duty female Navy officers are likely to be promoted to admiral this year.
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Alex @mplsalex.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I want our next Dem president to bring back the WPA and just build infrastructure all across this country again. Build green energy, trains, housing, etc. We can have nice things (and nice bathrooms), but we have to invest in ourselves!
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Das Denkmal, Berlin, by Sibylle Bergemann, 1986 (flipped), 📸 by Carl de Souza
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aslynn is just a ghoul 👻 @aslynnromano.com · 29/06/2026
judging SNAP users by their purchases and how they spend their benefits
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Brilliance Proper @brillianceproper.com · 28/06/2026
Some Sunday Black Boy Joy
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
i am reclaiming the flag from the republicans i am white trash i should be able to wear it without shame
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Jay Tholen @jaytholen.net · 19/06/2026
RIP Bobby Prince. this 1993 clip of him explaining the Commander Keen menu music is amazing. worth a watch even if you don't give a rip about Keen. source link below.
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Luna @moonbase.lgbt · 13/05/2026
MAN: Hello, police? It's a terrible thing, you see, my wife was killed last night, I was hoping you could send someone to investigate OFFICER: Certainly sir, the great detective Columbo is in town. Go and see him, he will solve the case MAN: Ah, I see, very good. Oh, officer, just one more thing,
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 12/06/2026
I may not have a trillion dollars but I do have at least one person on this planet who loves me, so
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Dan Hon @danhon.com · 12/06/2026
OCEANIA HAS ALWAYS BEEN VERY CLOSE TO A DEAL WITH EURASIA
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 28/05/2026
yeah you gotta willie horton ken paxton. have the party committees and super pacs run ads explicitly accusing paxton of covering up for a child abuser. “you love your children and would do anything to protect them. so why would you vote for a man who lets child abusers run free”
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
"Why don't women come forward?"
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Flirtation, by Eugene de Blaas, 1894
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Chris Rock @crockpot.dev · 27/05/2026
New Ferrari is pretty cool looking actually but electric cars can’t be worth that much. A V12 with tight tolerances and a great sounding exhaust takes skill and engineering. Any idiot can put 1k hp worth of electric motors in a car, Rivian did it.
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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Swords | The Webcomic @swordscomic.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
🆕 The Smelt Of Victory #comic #swordscomic
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Chris Rock @crockpot.dev · 13/05/2026
This is the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard
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Jesse Thorn @jessethorn.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Wow 🤮 www.browndailyherald.com/article/2026...
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Brown U. Health must turn over gender-affirming care records to DOJ, judge rules
The ruling came out of the U.S. District Court for the Northern District of Texas.
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
i’m also hearing you can ASK FOR what you NEED ??? investigating further
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Chris Rock @crockpot.dev · 30/04/2026
I’ve never seen @captaindisillusion.bsky.social and @forrestvalkai.bsky.social in the same room before. Coincidence? 🤔🤔🤔🤔
Screenshot from the YouTube app with a Forrest Valkai short and a Captain Disillusion short next to each other and faces are similarly framed and with similar expressions.
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DrSinBin @drsinbin.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
The MacBook Neo looks sick, but for the same price you could get a Lenovo Omnilux 13.2 inch laptop with a 720i screen. It legally has to have 17 stickers on it, it’s made of the plastic that they use for the soda lids at McDonald’s and If you try to run emulators on it you will get swatted.
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 11/04/2026
A streak of fire entering the Earth's atmosphere made using overlapping letters and punctuation marks from a typewriter, inverted to white on black, and colored with watercolor

Caption reads "welcome home"
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mahsa alimardani @mahsaalimardani.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
We didn't deserve this day.
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ceej @ceej.online · 01/04/2025
I understand why people are losing faith in electoral politics but one thing I think people forget is that voting fucking rules. Getting that big piece of paper (so long!), filling in those little bubbles, feeding the hungry machine and watching the number go up. Free sticker!
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the-astro-stud @the-astro-stud.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
New over here so introducing myself with some commentary on Artemis II!
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