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Chris Rock

@crockpot.dev

1.4K followers 618 following 429 posts

Just a guy. I got some kids. I write software sometimes

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Chris Rock @crockpot.dev · 22/08/2026

It took me an embarrassingly long time to understand that this is not what you were talking about

Crude drawing of a man holding a gallon of milk while running after two dachshunds with leashes trailing them

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Chris Rock @crockpot.dev · 30/04/2026

I’ve never seen @captaindisillusion.bsky.social and @forrestvalkai.bsky.social in the same room before. Coincidence? 🤔🤔🤔🤔

Screenshot from the YouTube app with a Forrest Valkai short and a Captain Disillusion short next to each other and faces are similarly framed and with similar expressions.

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Chris Rock @crockpot.dev · 06/03/2026

So fucking ready

Text message saying:
CHRISTOPHER R, This is a message from the Fairfax County Office of Elections. Your Vote-by-Mail ballot for the upcoming April 21, 2026 Proposed Constitutional Amendment Special Election has been mailed.

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Chris Rock @crockpot.dev · 20/02/2026

My father in law owns a rental cabin near there so I’ve been quite a few times! They have a whole birthing ceremony with a big tree and crystals. It’s bonkers. Some photos of my first visit on our honeymoon

Me in a photo op standee that looks like a cabbage patch kids doll box

A life-sized cabbage patch version of a human adult business woman in a pantsuit sitting at a desk with a normal cabbage patch kid

The fake tree prop at baby land general hospital where they do the birthing ceremony. A “nurse” is in front of the tree talking to the audience. There are various cabbage patch doll heads in cabbages in a rock around the base of the tree and fairy’s hanging from the branches.

The front entrance to baby land general hospital where it’s a large building styled as a plantation house with white columns.

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Chris Rock @crockpot.dev · 07/11/2025

I was very curious about this also. Found this in the Wikipedia article

Wikipedia screenshot:

The whimsical first opening theme song Anime Ja Nai (lit. "It's Not Anime") set the tone for the first half of the series. The second half of the series sports a …

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Chris Rock @crockpot.dev · 24/10/2025

Very fluffy tuxedo cat laying on the back of the couch with torn up tissues in front of her. The main point is that she looks a lot like the previous cat

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Chris Rock @crockpot.dev · 13/09/2025

The classic, inscrutable Far Side comic “Cow tools” in which a cow stands like a people behind a table with a variety of bulbous, misshapen devices, one of which resembles a saw.

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Chris Rock @crockpot.dev · 19/08/2025

Hey @agingwheels.bsky.social Look what came up on my YouTube recs! It’s been 2 years! Feels like just yesterday. I’m not one to talk though having just moved my project motorcycle into the garage where my project car is still sitting.

YouTube on AppleTV showing a recommendation for an Aging Wheels video about his 900 hp electric escape project

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Chris Rock @crockpot.dev · 03/04/2025

Good truck. Saw another good one

A semi truck with the company name “kane is able”

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Chris Rock @crockpot.dev · 14/03/2025

Loved this one

Screenshot of strands for March 14. The main thing to know is that the title of the puzzle is “Fillin’ Good” and the letters C, U, M are next to each other in a way that’s hard to miss

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Chris Rock @crockpot.dev · 11/03/2025

Website’s good now

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Chris Rock @crockpot.dev · 19/02/2025

These scam accounts are so fun. This one got deleted really fast unfortunately.

Screenshot of dm conversation with “Chris Donahue”

Chris:
Hi Chris
How are you doing

Me:
Hello fellow Chris. I'm good. How are you? How are the troops in Europe and Africa?

Chris:
We thanks god Chris
Going well thanks you for asking

Me:
So why did you as a commanding general of the United States Army decide to message me today?

Chris:
I just join this app today and am here just to make friendship
Hope you don't mind Chris
Am new to this site
Where are you from Chris..?

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Chris Rock @crockpot.dev · 03/02/2025

In case you hadn’t heard yet, @hankgreen.bsky.social, I got some fun Adam’s from a guy purporting to be from your social media team asking to do a survey. Played along to see where it would lead. Tried to get me to go to a telegram chat. t dot me/officialhankgreen1

DM convo between me and “Walter Larry”

W: Hey there
W: I'm part of Hank Green social media specialist team looking to receive feedback from his followers by asking few questions, hope you don't mind?

Me: Yeah that sounds great! I love Hank Green

W: Well, I'm connecting with those who engage with his posts. How long have you been following Mark's content here on blue sky?

Me: Mark?

W: Hanks*
Me: I think since he started posting here more a couple of months ago. Also before that on other platforms

W: That's alright. Sounds like you've been familiar with Hanks content. May I ask where you are from?

Me: No you may not

Me: Was that all?

W: Yes that's all. Mr Green has also found this platform to be very relevant so far. How are you finding his content and conversations here?

Dm convo continued

Me: Great, I wish he would talk more about the beef and dairy industry though. I'm very interested in that area

W: It's nice to hear thoughts like yours. Well, Mark is always open to building meaningful connections. If you're interested in speaking with him directly, he has a private telegram account where he chats with fans directly, it's a great chance to connect personally. What do you think?
W: Auto correct keeps putting mark

Me: Sure lemme get that link

W: t.me/officialhankgreen1
W: Great do you have the telegram app?

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Chris Rock @crockpot.dev · 05/12/2024

Still can’t speak the language

Duolingo EOY stats.
Top 2% Spanish learner
652 day streak
41249 total xp
5986 minutes spent

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Chris Rock @crockpot.dev · 05/12/2024

Screw Spotify, Overcast by @marcoarment.bsky.social apparently does listening stats

Image of my podcast listening stats for 2024 so far. 607 hours total
Opening Arguments 125h
Scathing Atheist 92h
God Awful Movies 72h
My Brother My Brother and Me 60h
Skeptics with a K 57h
Planet Money 52h
God Awful Movies (non-patron feed) 50h
The Adventure Zone 49h
Dear Old Dads 46h

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