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Alex

@mplsalex.bsky.social
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Alex @mplsalex.bsky.social · 8h
In a transit first for me, someone asked if I wanted to buy an unwrapped Oreo ice cream sandwich from her. She had a whole box of them!
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Alex @mplsalex.bsky.social · 10h
This whole agency is irredeemable and needs be abolished, and all these losers prosecuted.
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Alex @mplsalex.bsky.social · 11h
Yeah yeah AI this and AI that I just want printers to work properly. Have your AI fix printers then we’ll talk.
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Alex @mplsalex.bsky.social · 12h
I see we’re testing the “if everyone is a main character then no one is” theory on here this morning.
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Alex @mplsalex.bsky.social · 13h
I guess it’s time to switch the heat pump from cool to heat.
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Harebrained @harebrained.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Time to warm up your iron, because we just added a bunch of iron-on patches to the site! Patches are one of the more popular requests that we’ve gotten over the years so we hope you like them! #abolishice
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Julie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Being GenX/Millennial is such a trip. In our lifetimes, we saw people our age getting wild criminal penalties for pirating music and now have to sit and watch as companies gobble up our work with impunity.
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Alex @mplsalex.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Salads.
Salads
15. Greek Salad
Lettuce, tomato, onion, jalapeño, capers, olives, pickles, peppers, cucumbers & feta cheese 14.99
16. Spaghetti with tomato sauce
Regular or whole wheat pasta w/tomato sauce served with salad 14.99
17. Spaghetti with meat sauce
Regular or whole wheat pasta with meat sauce served with salad 14.99
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Tom Flood @tomflood.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
i am not some wild radical, i am the most boring mainstream parent you could possibly meet that spends most of my life driving my kids to hockey practise - we've fucked up our streets so bad and the narrative so bad that wanting BASIC SAFETY FOR CHILDREN is considered fucking radical.
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Tom Flood @tomflood.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
every campaign, every look both ways, every be seen, every teach our kids, every be alert, every fucking thing is performative when we refuse to do what we all know works and especially when we refuse to protect what is working.
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Alex @mplsalex.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Threatening to arrest people for wanting to be safe while traveling.
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Alex @mplsalex.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
We just hosted BeaverCON, had a Beaver Day Parade, and now this? Beavers really having a moment in Minneapolis.
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Alex @mplsalex.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Looks like in 1996 Homer was earning about $24,420 a year, which means the Simpsons were earning substantially lower than average family income in the US.
Homers weekly paycheckCensus data - For the third consecutive year, family households experienced an increase in real median income-for nonfamily households it is the second consecutive year of increase.
Between 1995 and 1996, the median income of family households increased by 1.5 (‡ 1.0) percent to $43,082 (‡ 413); for nonfamily households the increase was 2.2 (‡ 2.0) percent to $20,973 (‡ 337). (See Table A.)
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Alex @mplsalex.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Update - they accepted it and it’s being sent for processing and possible addition to the collection! I’ll know if I’ve been successful if my hold suddenly becomes available, and I can check it out.
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Alex @mplsalex.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I have purchased a copy which I will attempt to donate to the library now.
A CD of mm..Food by MF DOOM
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Freealonzo @freealonzo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This really proves that we can address the homelessness issue in Minnesota if we have the political will. It's not a money issue, it's not an intractable problem, it's plain and simply not a priority for our elected officials and policy makers.
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Dorothy @catandgirl.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
They're going to kill us all to build a beach resort.
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Alex @mplsalex.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
So far the kids and I have been to 16 out of (now) 64 of the MN State Parks! A lot to go still, but we’re checking off 2-3 every year.
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Alex @mplsalex.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It’s wild how the old Siri was pretty bad, but now with the new Siri AI, it’s both bad, and asks me a lot of dumb questions too.
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Alex @mplsalex.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Well this explains the little fish icon on the state park map.
A small shack that is labeled “Fish Cleaning”
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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Me going into the voting booth excited to vote for Peggy, but knowing I also have to vote for Amy
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Girl Dancing While Crying
Alt: Girl Dancing While Crying
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Alex @mplsalex.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
FIXED IT
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Aurin Chowdhury MPLS City Council Member W12 @aurinmpls.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
We can’t be silent in the face of fascism. The raid on Rep. Ilhan Omar weeks before an election is naked an attempt to interfere with it. Trump has weaponized the DOJ to target his political opponents, manufacturing charges that have been dismissed by court after court. I stand with Ilhan.
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Molly Jeffery, PhD MPP @mollyjeffery.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
There are crosswalks that are being allowed to fade into nothing on 49th St by Lake Harriet Upper, if we have any citizens with paint and the ability to draw a straight line. I asked for them to be repainted and was told they had a study that it was safer not to.
From an email from my councilmember's policy aide boiling down what the city people told her. 

I'm sorry to not have good news for you about your request. It really comes down to the fact that crosswalks give a sense of safety to pedestrians and cyclists that just doesn't exist at unmonitored intersections like this. I know that I, too, have stepped out onto a street thinking it was safe because I had a crosswalk, but a driver disagreed and kept going.
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Alex @mplsalex.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
“Nevertheless, when a citizen paints a crosswalk or builds a bench, whether as a stopgap as an act of protest, it can also exert a sort of “productive tension” on a city, said Lydon, one that can compel a static government to act much more quickly than it would otherwise” www.vox.com/future-perfe...
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What if making your neighborhood safer means breaking the rules?
Neighborhood vigilantes are making their own crosswalks, bus stop benches, and DIY bike lanes. Not everyone’s happy about it.
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Stacey Burns @wentrogue.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Norman Rockwell First Amendment guy
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Jason Garcia for MPRB District 4 @jason4parks.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
www.minneapolisparks.org/park-care-im...
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Lake Nokomis Shoreline and Habitat Improvements Phase 2 - Minneapolis Park & Recreation Board
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Alex @mplsalex.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Do I want to even ask why the Park Board has put up a long fence along Lake Nokomis?
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Willy Lee (they/them) @advicepig.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I have it on good authority that another ICE surge is likely before the election. Can you get a few extra burritos and tacos to give our neighborhood businesses some cushion?
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Alex @mplsalex.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’m at the combination Starbucks Urgent Care
A sign reading URGENT CARE next to a Starbucks sign
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Boo-cca Esche 👻 @beccasaintpaul.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Here's the info I received about Evie/HOURCAR. Keep reaching out to your reps!
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Alex @mplsalex.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Look I know our new fence looks great, but viewing hours are during the day please.
Three cops seen from above shining flashlights into my yard
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Sarah @sarahisathome.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Great news, folks! If you haven't been in touch, good day to send an email or leave a message! Please take a minute.
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Alex @mplsalex.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Cops just came flying by again sirens on. What is happening S Mpls will we ever sleep again
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Alex @mplsalex.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Is that helicopter back
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Alex @mplsalex.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You’d think that my large dog who barks at everyone walking by all day would be interested in the cops running through my yard - but no - it was my cat who woke me up and wanted me to open the windows so he could see what was up.
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Alex @mplsalex.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Well they just arrested someone in front of my house dang
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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
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Alex @mplsalex.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Alright what’s going on
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Laura G Mitchell @lauragmitchell.com · 09/10/2026
Every time I pass through 35th/Blaisdell I see a driver turn into the bikelane. Even the Shimano van driver doesn't know how to navigate this intersection without the trusty tactical urbanism cones that someone removed last week. Seems like the city should fix this issue.
Shimano van in a curb protected 2 way bikelane
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Wiredferret! @wiredferret.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
If you are a Phillips neighbor, we’re having a neighborhood Clean Sweep day Saturday. Starts with breakfast at 8:30 at Welna! Festival at the end.
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Alex @mplsalex.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Kudos to the LynLake Erik’s for setting aside a tube after I called, and letting me in after close to buy it!
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Alex @mplsalex.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My hot take for today is that you should have to retake a road test every time you renew your license, and you should undergo an annual vehicle safety inspection when you renew your tabs.
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Alex @mplsalex.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Some are saying it’s the greatest tragedy of all time - my Kindle somehow figured out the library books I had in it were overdue even though it’s not on the internet, and offloaded them.
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
donni saphire 
@donni.bsky.social
Can stop, will stop. Always happy to stop 1:42 AM • Sep 12, 2026
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/10/2026
a livestreamed execution is just a lynching
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Alex @mplsalex.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Went to the doctor today, only to be told I have a SUPER SPOOKY SKELETON inside of me?!?
An X-ray of a shoulder
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Alex @mplsalex.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I really appreciate that CM @ward2.minneapolismn.gov put these (and other funds) in this context. Projects like these do so much to build the kind of Minneapolis we want to see!
Partnership Engagement Fund
Total cost to restore: $500,000 or ~1 week of MPD overtime
Proposed cuts:
• Programming that reaches thousands of neighbors with community-led initiatives that support youth development, climate action, mental health, entrepreneurship, Know Your Rights training, and more.
• Strengthening City investment in culturally specific, community-grounded organizations with strong public trust and relationships.
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MaryMM @marymm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
As the founding executive director of HOURCAR, let me say that it is imperative someone steps forward to rescue car sharing AND bike sharing in the Twin Cities. HOURCAR, Evie and Nice Ride--all community-led nonprofits--were beautiful systems that allowed so many of us to live nearly car free.
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News — HOURCAR & Evie
Stay updated with the latest news, updates, and stories from HOURCAR and Evie carshare services in Minnesota and the Twin Cities.
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