Chris Rock @crockpot.dev · 29/09/2026This is great to hear from a Christian with a large following 000
Reposted by Chris RockChristian Nightmares @christiannightmare.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Hayley Williams from Paramore speaks out: “The greatest threat to American democracy is Christian nationalism.” 18721
Reposted by Chris RockAbdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 23/08/2026We're being told that if we sacrifice the rights of some people, then the rest of us get to keep our rights. We all know that's some BS. 566280868601
Chris Rock @crockpot.dev · 28/09/2026There’s a little south Asian fusion fast casual place near us that does naan pizza. The only thing my kids will eat when we go there lol. 020
Reposted by Chris RockRejected Virginia License Plates @rejectedplates.bsky.social · 27/09/2026 03311
Chris Rock @crockpot.dev · 25/09/2026Golden girls is 100% 20th century and frasier and west wing both started in 20th century so excluding them isn’t unreasonable. 160
Chris Rock @crockpot.dev · 23/09/2026I fucken love a silly golf game. Definitely gonna check this one out. 010
Chris Rock @crockpot.dev · 18/09/2026Everyone says we’re crazy for $5! But the way I see it, $100 for a full mouth of teeth is pretty good. 001
Chris Rock @crockpot.dev · 17/09/2026Just think though, if the price of gold doubles as the economy crashes, it’ll be 46 cents! Checkmate liberal. 1121
Reposted by Chris Rocktobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 16/09/2026A friend found one of my business cards from 13 years ago 511329378019
Reposted by Chris RockU.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 16/09/2026Happy Baby Safety Month. 833612916
Reposted by Chris RockGillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I don't think people really understand the psychic impact of knowing that multiple times a day every day your friends, family, coworkers, neighbors, and everyone who could ever have any power over you is being flooded with agitprop designed to make them hate you 8980992032
Chris Rock @crockpot.dev · 14/09/2026I had two bowls one morning and then shit my pants on the way home from school. Still my favorite cereal! 020
Reposted by Chris RockMatt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online. 484297707660
Chris Rock @crockpot.dev · 07/09/2026I’m still rocking my iPhone 11 so I may splurge this year. We’ll have to see. Crossing my fingers that Jerry rig everything can break it in half and reduce my temptation 011
Reposted by Chris RockGoodnews @goodnews.computer · 04/09/2026Take a break from being depressed that everything you love is being destroyed by slop for a moment and let me tell you about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between graffiti writers, train yard workers, and model train enthusiasts. 895483548
Chris Rock @crockpot.dev · 01/09/2026It was the same thing with the gulf. Google updated quickly, Apple took a few days. 000
Reposted by Chris RockThe Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 25/08/2026technology is incredible 221628321
Reposted by Chris RockJoseph Fasano @josephfasano.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Back to school. ❤️ 292566549
Reposted by Chris Rockit’s ben @yotsuben.bsky.social · 11/04/2026hello @rangedtouch.bsky.social I rushed to my computer after hearing the first 15 minutes of the latest Shelved by Genre because I had to make your idea real immediately 2583174
Chris Rock @crockpot.dev · 22/08/2026It took me an embarrassingly long time to understand that this is not what you were talking about 3330
Chris Rock @crockpot.dev · 21/08/2026Almost everywhere has tap to pay. Walmart was a holdout because they didn’t want to acquiesce to Apple and they came up with their own QR code based wallet app that they stubbornly hadn’t given up yet. Home Depot was another holdout up until like 6 months ago. 030
Reposted by Chris Rockjesse @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Glup Shitto, the rhyme spitto Flow so tight, make the crowd say ditto 0253
Reposted by Chris RockLore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 20/08/2026You’re telling me a river runs this farm? 4182
Reposted by Chris Rockdave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect 89160223697
Chris Rock @crockpot.dev · 03/08/2026It’s one of those things like how catalytic converter and fuel injection mandates made cars suck for a while but they figured it out. The worst flushing toilet in my house is an old 3-gallon one. Modern toilets flush great on much less water 190
Reposted by Chris RockOrta Therox @orta.io · 01/08/2026Reminder: I want to see more @puzzmo.com accounts when I'm on Bluesky! Help me juke my stats, if you've hooked bsky to Puzzmo, but don't have a paid account; DM me your profile link in the next 6 days and I'll gift you a year's sub (The link is in the dropdown when you click on your nav avatar) 02010
Reposted by Chris Rockbeany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Fandom: A Comics Quadrilogy (2021) 9946209
Chris Rock @crockpot.dev · 25/07/2026Yes! I do this at work for lunch every day except Coke Zero. It’s the absolute best 010
Chris Rock @crockpot.dev · 24/07/2026I have a Chevy bolt and do 120v charging and live outside DC, so we have winter but it’s not Midwest winter. Charging for my 25 mile round trip commute is not an issue but my wife’s 50 mile commute is trickier. We have to charge all weekend to catch up. 020
Reposted by Chris RockChiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 25/09/2025Some transgender people see only darkness in front and behind them. The current climate is especially accelerating this. Transgender people just want to love the people they love and live their lives as themselves. Let's all join hands and change the world🫶🌏🫶 240226136957
Chris Rock @crockpot.dev · 16/07/2026The bill for new toilets with “exploding diarrhea” would get out of hand pretty quick. 040
Reposted by Chris Rockjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 14/07/2026“merit” means illegal gender discrimination because women in command make pete hegseth’s dick feel soft www.nytimes.com/2026/07/14/u...nytimes.comOpportunities Narrow for Women as Hegseth Blocks More PromotionsFor the first time in more than a decade, no active-duty female Navy officers are likely to be promoted to admiral this year. 872843564
Chris Rock @crockpot.dev · 14/07/2026Widower’s Bay. Which is what Widower should mean. One who creates a widow. 030
Chris Rock @crockpot.dev · 13/07/2026If they were the people they’re targeting, they would be getting death penalty sentences for felony murder 060
Chris Rock @crockpot.dev · 13/07/2026More like “dweeb” camp amirite (this sounds amazing and I wish I were cool enough to be there) 050
Reposted by Chris RockAlex @mplsalex.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I want our next Dem president to bring back the WPA and just build infrastructure all across this country again. Build green energy, trains, housing, etc. We can have nice things (and nice bathrooms), but we have to invest in ourselves! 552761575
Reposted by Chris RockArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Das Denkmal, Berlin, by Sibylle Bergemann, 1986 (flipped), 📸 by Carl de Souza 71372117
