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Crockett Houghton

@crocketthoughton.com
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Horror Novelist. Film Critic. Husband. Fourth Thing. Co-Founder & Lead Writer for frightaboutnow.com.

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Bloody Disgusting @bloody-disgusting.com · 27/09/2026
"There are only two rules in horror. To show something that shouldn't be there and is, or something that should be there and is not." - Guillermo del Toro. From September 26, 2026 to July 25, 2027, The Horror Show at The Academy Museum celebrates horror cinema like never before.
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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 27/09/2026
Turtle Power.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I know you're not supposed to bring a glowing orb to a job interview but what about a regular everyday orb
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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 27/09/2026
Blew my mind really.
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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 27/09/2026
Yes, unfortunately lol.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Are you kicking me out of the buffet because I shared with my friend or because we’re wearing a horse costume
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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 27/09/2026
I was indeed lol
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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 26/09/2026
Just a little... as a treat.
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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 26/09/2026
I spent the last three days looking for our pepper shaker, growing more and more convinced that someone broke into our house and stole it for giggles. I just found it, less than an inch from where it was supposed to be but sitting on top of the peanut butter.
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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 26/09/2026
The vibes are definitely always there and the look, feel, and sound design are always on point. People can argue story but sometimes those first few are enough for me haha.
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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 26/09/2026
Fair, not everything is for everyone.
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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 26/09/2026
Nor have I, I love it for the art of the craft. What he does, though not scary to most, isn't easy to pull off.
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 26/09/2026
one of the greatest joys of life is pressing buttons and clicking your mouse and seeing things happen on your computer screen
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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 26/09/2026
Robert Eggers is on a role as far as I'm concerned.
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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 25/09/2026
My last four.
A Letterboxd screenshot of my last 4 watched

1: The Get Out, 3.5 stars.
2. Ballad of A Small Player, 3.5 stars.
3: Anniversary, 3 stars.
4: Destroyer, 3 stars.
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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 25/09/2026
A Letterboxd screenshot of my last 4 watched

1: The Get Out, 3.5 stars.
2. Ballad of A Small Player, 3.5 stars.
3: Anniversary, 3 stars.
4: Destroyer, 3 stars.
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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 18/08/2026
My wife wanted me to try her gluten-free ramen so she extended a fork full of them towards me. I put my hand under them, as one does, so they didn't drip on the table and she dumped the pile of noodles onto my palm, like that's what I wanted, with complete confidence. I love my wife.
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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 23/09/2026
For us too haha
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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 22/09/2026
Right in the nostalgia.
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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 18/09/2026
I really thought I had that second award in the bag but... she really did deserve it.
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 18/09/2026
This is moments after I informed her that she won the award for being the best girl with the most beautiful everything AND the award for being the prettiest princess in all of the land. She was quite delighted to accept her prizes (belly rubs and dog treats).
Roxi and Crockett's german shepherd cross in front of a fridgeRoxi and Crockett's dog getting chin rubs
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
ON SALE THIS WEEK: - Jimmy Eat Wood - Parafloor - My Chemical Remnants - Floor Out Boy - The Promise Rug - Floorboard Confessional
“EMO FLOORING” shop
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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 12/09/2026
Love it.
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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 12/09/2026
Okay, true
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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 12/09/2026
Baby Gaga was right there and they whiffed it.
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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 11/09/2026
Overhated*
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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 11/09/2026
Supergirl was overheated, Is This Thing On was incredible, Hungry was silly but entertaining at least, Dead of Winter was tense but in a good way.
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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 11/09/2026
Absolutely lol
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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 11/09/2026
A Letterboxd screenshot of my last 4 watched

1: Supergirl, 3.5 stars.
2: Dead Of Winter, 3 stars.
3: Is This Thing On, 4 stars.
4: Hungry, 2.5 stars.
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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 11/09/2026
My last 4 watched:
A Letterboxd screenshot of my last 4 watched

1: Supergirl, 3.5 stars.
2: Dead Of Winter, 3 stars.
3: Is This Thing On, 4 stars.
4: Hungry, 2.5 stars.
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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 07/09/2026
(big shrug)
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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 07/09/2026
That puts me to sleep every time, I love when you do that lol
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 07/09/2026
THERAPIST: So, what do you do to relax? ME: I play a video game where I roleplay as a 911 dispatcher THERAPIST: [rapidly taking notes] oh ME: 10-4, copy, over and out
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A L I E N Cerny @alancerny.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Thing about Nathan Fielder that sets him apart is that he seems to be just as shocked as you are that he gets away with the weird shit he does.
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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 07/09/2026
purrfect
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 07/09/2026
[getting ready to do my little tasks]
a cat staring at a laptop with an annoyed expression
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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 17/11/2023
If there was vomit on my sweater already from mom’s spaghetti I think I would just stay home. No rap battles for me tonight please, I am unwell.
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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 05/09/2026
He said he took from games 2 and 4 I think, she's in Village so most likely not.
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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 05/09/2026
It looks like so much fun, you're right. I'm so ready.
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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 05/09/2026
Honestly same, I can't wait.
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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 05/09/2026
Like, come on. This is awesome:
youtu.be
RESIDENT EVIL (2026) – The Final Trailer | In Theaters September 18
YouTube video by Wilson Cleveland
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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 05/09/2026
I don't understand people complaining about Zach Cregger making a film set in the world of Resident Evil instead of a film based on one of the games. If they want to experience the story of the games, play the games, they still exist. He's clearly a fan, care was clearly taken, it looks fantastic.
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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 05/09/2026
Same.
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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 05/09/2026
I don't understand people complaining about Zach Cregger making a film set in the world of Resident Evil instead of a film based on one of the games. If they want to experience the story of the games, play the games, they still exist. He's clearly a fan, care was clearly taken, it looks fantastic.
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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 04/09/2026
I'm very excited for this.
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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 04/09/2026
My Letterboxd last 4:
A screenshot of my Letterboxd last 4

1: Read or Not 2, 3.5 stars.
2: Dead Man's Wire, 4 stars.
3: He Went That Way, 3 stars.
4: The Whisper Man, 3.5 stars.
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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 04/09/2026
A screenshot of my Letterboxd last 4

1: Read or Not 2, 3.5 stars.
2: Dead Man's Wire, 4 stars.
3: He Went That Way, 3 stars.
4: The Whisper Man, 3.5 stars.
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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I would be so good at being a talking head on UFO documentaries. I can spout off bullshit and hogswallop with a straight face all day. And i dress weird. Honestly its insane im not already famous for this
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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 28/08/2026
That's it. Exactly that.
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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 28/08/2026
I mean the entire Absolute line (especially Batman) is pretty killer.
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