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Sir Gamer III 🫡

@crimecheese.bsky.social
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World’s most moral consumer

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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Pollster: You voted for Trump in 2024, but Mamdani in 2026. What’s your rationale Voter: Well I’m glad you asked. I experience thoughts and emotions not as internal impulses, but as commands from one or more divine beings. My selfhood is limited to obeying these holy whims
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Yes, the Problems are bad, but this is no time for radical things like Solutions
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Two young toughs, one smoking a cigarette, are standing under a sign that says "Gatekeeping Club." One says to a passer-by 
"pfft, nice Ramones shirt, poseur." The other one says "quick! name five of their albums." Another man, enamoured with their antics comes up behind them and asks "hey fellas! can I join gatekeeping club?" The first gatekeeper says "absolutely!" The second gatekeeper says "the more, the merrier!"
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HearthFox ΘΔ @hearthfox.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Anyway, Wendy Carlos is still alive and that's wonderful 💜
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Sir Gamer III 🫡 @crimecheese.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Hello my name is Politically Viable Doug the Democrat. I have no positions. I’ve raised $1,000,000, but I still need more
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 10/07/2026
[explaining medical transitioning to a gamer] it's like having to install a mod to make the game playable,
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
My dentist doesn't recommend anything. He's severely depressed
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Sir Gamer III 🫡 @crimecheese.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
In Malden, Massachusetts they’re inventing sensitive white boys with swag liek you would not believe.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 21/05/2026
Darth after careful consideration we cannot recommend gently squeezing the asbestos toy.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 17/05/2026
Grogu’s family has announced he has passed away. “He was probably like 56 years old, which is like a baby age for little freaks like him,” his mother told the Times. He will be flushed down a special toilet with an extra wide pipe designed for Yoda disposal. “Like a big green turd,” she added
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
dating advice for men: be nice to women
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Sir Gamer III 🫡 @crimecheese.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Deleting some old emails from the promotions tab on gmail. Really weird how many business don’t exist anymore that sent me spam
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Sir Gamer III 🫡 @crimecheese.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
The year is 2600. The digitalized consciousness of Hank Green is now only able to produce 2010’s era engagement bait. “Smoothies are tea. Shoes are foot gloves. Butt is legs,” it says. After months of this, the whole system blinks. Then, its last words: “Life is good. Life is good. I miss John.”
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jj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 11/05/2026
why would i want to watch a podcast. podcasts are for when you are doing something else
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Sir Gamer III 🫡 @crimecheese.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
😭
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
an unlimited bibimbap glitch could fix me
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🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
pov you are lettuce
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Sir Gamer III 🫡 @crimecheese.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Me backseat driving my friend’s Disco Elysium run:
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Sir Gamer III 🫡 @crimecheese.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I’ve always known that the right’s ‘concern for free speech’ was bad faith. But goddamn…
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🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
[growing serious] we have to let women be more than one thing
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Sir Gamer III 🫡 @crimecheese.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I’m not a high value man. I like to think of myself as a buy stock though
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JB Pritzker @jbpritzker.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
This is more than legislation. This work is personal to me. theonion.com/illinois-bec...
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Illinois Becomes First State To Require Haircut Leave While Bob Grows Out
SPRINGFIELD, IL—As the landmark bipartisan legislation passed into law Thursday, Illinois became the first state in the union to mandate paid haircut leave while an employee’s new bob grows out. “Effe...
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Not dunking on Zack or this post, I’m just always struck by how easily American journalists will admit that the media shapes public polling and political outcomes when they’re not talking about America.
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
i guess those celebrating soras death didnt get the memo that some of us need daily personalized greetings from james bond—for mental health
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Eleanor Tyler @eleanortyler.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
We were remarking recently that nobody thinks AI can do their job - but so many seem certain it can do somebody else's. And that should be cluing them in, but it isn't.
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normal-wife @category-fury.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
the amount of times I've seen full grown adults confused as to how there is "still" maths research is staggering
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
i think it's smart that the Wikipedia page for Chips and Dip opens with a "Rationale" section. a lot of people are flabbergasted to find out about this concept and need some grounding before they get into the history
Rationale

Usually the chips served are not flavored, or flavored only mildly, and the dip serves as a condiment. Serving them separately allows for simultaneous consumption, while also allowing for the eater to control the amount of dip according to their preference. When made from purchased processed foods, the dish is an easy finger food, as each item requires almost no further preparation. Not to mention, there is a large amount of combinatorial possibility inherent to the choice of dip being paired to the chip chosen.
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haunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
bouncing on it as a means to an end
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
:)
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wokeshitposting @wokeshitposting.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
when i consider how many people bought trump's bullshit about no more wars the kindest possible thing i can think "how can we change society so that it doesn't keep producing total dullards at such an alarming rate"
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Dr. Seuss struggling not to rhyme as he delivers his dad’s eulogy
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🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
toil is not optional for a craftsman!!!!!!!!!
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
gravy boats imply the existence of gravy maritime law
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Sir Gamer III 🫡 @crimecheese.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Anyone have a plan yet for what we’re going to do with these AI data centers when the bubble pops?
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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 29/11/2025
I should become a sommelier for gravy
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snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
them: let me get this straight; you accidentally super-glued yourself to your autobiography? me: that's my story and I'm sticking to it
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ceej @ceej.online · 22/11/2025
trump sobbing as they force him into the sensory deprivation tank with stephen miller to turn him back evil
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
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Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
green ooze has consumed my mushroom home
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
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Sir Gamer III 🫡 @crimecheese.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
My name is Ozymandius, King of Kings. Look upon my works. Now sign this nda
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ez “dyke ghoulfriend” @ezrez.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Zohran says you’re trans now
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onion person @junlper.beer · 05/11/2025
genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died
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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I hope Democrats unveil their new “TRANSGENDER FOR EVERYONE” policy tomorrow. America is ready.
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
YEEEEESSSSSS FUCK YES!
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Sir Gamer III 🫡 @crimecheese.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
This is daemon erasure,
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Sir Gamer III 🫡 @crimecheese.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Erika Kirk as Bathsheba is cray
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