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Craig Shay

@craigshay.bsky.social
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New York based musician who plays in the bands Cold Wrecks and The Duke of Surl. I talk too much about Star Trek.

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't think they'll ever recreate what it was like to be on twitter in the 2010s. Soap opera stuff happening constantly. Poster you were vaguely aware of involved in federal fentanyl bust. Poster whose jokes you occasionally liked posed as his aunt (or wife?) for 6 years. Pastor who steals jokes
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm
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Craig Shay @craigshay.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A happy flood warning day 2 of Rosh Hashanah to everyone observing
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Craig Shay @craigshay.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Just ate a salt bagel and now I feel like I lost a fight
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Jubo Malseeco [SEMI HIATUS] @thejubomalseeco.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Erik Larsen @eriklarsen.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Homestar Screens @grapenutsrobot.graphics · 23/08/2026
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cětské @cetske.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
need more of this exact thing. stupid clankers absolutely eating shit or spazzing out
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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
You can kill a French vampire with a baguette. It's a painstaking process but it works.
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Homestar Screens @grapenutsrobot.graphics · 08/08/2026
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Craig Shay @craigshay.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Happy Bandcamp Friday and Happy New Cold Wrecks Day! We recorded this one on our own with songs about becoming a dad and songs about losing a dad. There's also a straight up ska song with a sax solo. coldwrecks.bandcamp.com/album/you-ca...
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You Can't Plan for This, by Cold Wrecks
11 track album
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Son: how’d you get your shoulders so big? Me: years and years of shrugging
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Craig Shay @craigshay.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Went to the doctor for my wrist pain. For new parents they call it "mommy thumb." I asked if there was a less humiliating name for it and they said no.
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the gabidook ₊˚⊹♡ @gabifrost.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
speak for yourself bud
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Craig Shay @craigshay.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
We call things insurmountable but never mountable
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Craig Shay @craigshay.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I really appreciate that people are preordering my band's new album on Bandcamp and paying $4.20
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Hail Sagan ™️ @hailsagan42069.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
A book with a DVD titled, "Teach Yourself Ass Guitar"
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Progressive Mensch @rockprog.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Larry David could be wonderful Magneto
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Larry David's Indecisive 'I Don't Know' Expression
ALT: Larry David's Indecisive 'I Don't Know' Expression
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Some kind of invasive ape 🏳️‍⚧️ @wargonopsid.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Ink sketch of a waffle yaga. Seagull feet bc dumpstercore. Sketch w inks
A baba yaga but make it Waffle House.
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Frantom of the Paradise @mxsaturn.gay · 30/07/2026
woke up before sunrise for quiet reflection when suddenly it dawned on me
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller July 22,1957
P1- NANCY IS WATCHING A STORM FROM A WINDOW 
NANCY: AUNT FRITZI ---
IT'S RAINING ---
IT'S RAINING ---

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NANCY: IT'S LIGHTNING ---
               IT'S LIGHTNING ---

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FRITZI: NANCY ---PLEASE STOP SAYING EVERYTHING TWICE

THIS PERTURBED NANCY 
NANCY:O.K.

P4- NANCY IS PLAYING WITH HER 
YO-YO AND TELLS FRITZI
NANCY: I'M PLAYING WITH MY YO
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Craig Shay @craigshay.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
You're telling me this post is paperless?
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
"Its swimsuit season", I whisper, eating another swimsuit
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Craig Shay @craigshay.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I thought it was a song about a man made of Pianos
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Craig Shay @craigshay.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Really sad to hear about Oliver Tree. Beyond the spectacle and humor he really wrote and produced incredible songs. A friend showed me the Hurt music video not too long after it came out and it's worth a watch if you're not familiar.
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Peggy’s Sugarfoots @sugarfootsribs.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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Craig Shay @craigshay.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Made a playlist of punk bands playing Fest 24 in Gainesville this October I think people should check out open.spotify.com/playlist/23H...
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Fest 24 - Craig Picks
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Craig Shay @craigshay.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
If my son drops a slice of pizza or half a bagel and my dog gets it I congratulate her like she won an award
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
A newscaster says "it's now been several days since the earth transformed into Dracula. Scientists have indeed confirmed that the face rising out of the planet's surface is defintely Dracula's." A scientist gets a readout from a machine that says '100% Dracula.' The scientist states "yep, that's Dracula." The newscaster says "we go to the Smashing Pumpkins' Billy Corgan for comment." Billy Corgan says "the world is a vampire."
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Craig Shay @craigshay.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
We still don't know if they are giants
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Craig Shay @craigshay.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Who is this Hauling Oats band everyone keeps talking about, are they 5th wave emo? The harmonies are tight
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Craig Shay @craigshay.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I deeply appreciate everyone who buys this on Bandcamp with "pay what you want" for $4.20
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Craig Shay @craigshay.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Hey emo and pop punk fans check out my band Cold Wrecks new single You Can't Plan For This, a song about feeling overwhelmed and having credit card debt because of expensive vet bills, first single from LP3 coldwrecks.bandcamp.com/album/you-ca...
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You Can't Plan for This, by Cold Wrecks
11 track album
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Thanks to the funds raised by this year’s Met Gala, we are closer than ever to finding a way to return Mr Met to his human form 💪 ⚾️
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Still from the television show Arrested Development showing Lucille handing Annyong some money in her apartment living room with text that reads 
"-Here's some money.
Go see a star war."
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 04/05/2026
"I just cannot fathom how an organization as ruthlessly and efficiently run as the Empire would have signed off on such a dangerous, unsanitary, and shoddy garbage-disposal system as the one depicted in the movie."
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On the Implausibility of the Death Star’s Trash Compactor
A classic from our archives to help celebrate #Maythe4thBeWithYou. 5/4/23 5/4/25 5/3/26 CALENDAR 2027
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
i’m deleting my repost of a fake account impersonating an nba reporter. i didn’t look close enough and i was fooled, and that’s on me. the basketball court does NOT fold up like a backgammon board after the game and the players do NOT sleep in it until the next game
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 03/05/2026
i see a horse has won the kentucky derby again. this is beginning to feel rigged
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
"fr" actually stands for "for raccoons." not many people know this
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/04/2026
Flyers Fans Not Sure  Whether Gritty  Supposed To Be Eating Live Bird theonion.com/flyers-fans-not-sure-w…
Flyers Fans Not Sure  Whether Gritty  Supposed To Be Eating Live Bird
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Craig Shay @craigshay.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I flew too close to the sun today (put jalapenos on a burger and now I have reflux)
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President Werewolf G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
More video games should have spin-offs where their characters race go-karts
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spooky seasonings for a new instance @o-c.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
MGM presents a sensitive motion picture for our age, about life, love, and us
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Craig Shay @craigshay.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Stoked to be returning to The Fest in Gainesville Florida this year with my band Cold Wrecks
A flyer for The Fest in Gainesville Florida in October with many bands listed including The Bouncing Souls, PUP, Bear vs Shark, and The Flatliners
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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Should I let the turkey into the school of public policy?
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Homestar Screens @grapenutsrobot.graphics · 16/04/2026
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Craig Shay @craigshay.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
What perfect album came out when you were 16?
The album cover of Commit This To Memory by Motion City Soundtrack
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
allbirdsgpt: you're abshoelutely correct
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
sorry to this guy but this is unfortunately extremely funny to me
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u/litaps_Missiciv • 51d • i.redd.it
Top 1% Poster
Customer reduced tip and gave me negative rating because "i shattered their backboard dunking on their son" HE PASSED ME THE BALL!
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 07/11/2025
BBC ANNOUNCER VOICE: Lewk. Layer. Hann. And of course Chyewbacker. You’ve seen their many travails through the coz-moss at the cinemah
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