Reposted by Craig ShayBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I don't think they'll ever recreate what it was like to be on twitter in the 2010s. Soap opera stuff happening constantly. Poster you were vaguely aware of involved in federal fentanyl bust. Poster whose jokes you occasionally liked posed as his aunt (or wife?) for 6 years. Pastor who steals jokes 1865514480
Reposted by Craig ShayDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Ah yes the circle of life 14298041643
Craig Shay @craigshay.bsky.social · 13/09/2026A happy flood warning day 2 of Rosh Hashanah to everyone observing 020
Craig Shay @craigshay.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Just ate a salt bagel and now I feel like I lost a fight 040
Reposted by Craig Shaycětské @cetske.bsky.social · 09/10/2025need more of this exact thing. stupid clankers absolutely eating shit or spazzing out 16590103
Reposted by Craig ShayAlan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 25/07/2026You can kill a French vampire with a baguette. It's a painstaking process but it works. 21279492156
Craig Shay @craigshay.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Happy Bandcamp Friday and Happy New Cold Wrecks Day! We recorded this one on our own with songs about becoming a dad and songs about losing a dad. There's also a straight up ska song with a sax solo. coldwrecks.bandcamp.com/album/you-ca...coldwrecks.bandcamp.comYou Can't Plan for This, by Cold Wrecks11 track album 175
Reposted by Craig ShayDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Son: how’d you get your shoulders so big? Me: years and years of shrugging 09135
Craig Shay @craigshay.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Went to the doctor for my wrist pain. For new parents they call it "mommy thumb." I asked if there was a less humiliating name for it and they said no. 120
Reposted by Craig Shaythe gabidook ₊˚⊹♡ @gabifrost.bsky.social · 02/08/2026speak for yourself bud 0193
Craig Shay @craigshay.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I really appreciate that people are preordering my band's new album on Bandcamp and paying $4.20 030
Reposted by Craig ShayProgressive Mensch @rockprog.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Larry David could be wonderful Magnetostatic.klipy.comLarry David's Indecisive 'I Don't Know' ExpressionALT: Larry David's Indecisive 'I Don't Know' Expression 2355
Reposted by Craig ShaySome kind of invasive ape 🏳️⚧️ @wargonopsid.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Ink sketch of a waffle yaga. Seagull feet bc dumpstercore. Sketch w inks 281595599
Reposted by Craig ShayFrantom of the Paradise @mxsaturn.gay · 30/07/2026woke up before sunrise for quiet reflection when suddenly it dawned on me 2134
Reposted by Craig ShayNANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller July 22,1957 241637327
Reposted by Craig Shay🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 21/06/2026"Its swimsuit season", I whisper, eating another swimsuit 322885656
Craig Shay @craigshay.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Really sad to hear about Oliver Tree. Beyond the spectacle and humor he really wrote and produced incredible songs. A friend showed me the Hurt music video not too long after it came out and it's worth a watch if you're not familiar. 000
Craig Shay @craigshay.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Made a playlist of punk bands playing Fest 24 in Gainesville this October I think people should check out open.spotify.com/playlist/23H...open.spotify.comFest 24 - Craig PicksPlaylist · Craig Shay · 77 items 011
Craig Shay @craigshay.bsky.social · 04/06/2026If my son drops a slice of pizza or half a bagel and my dog gets it I congratulate her like she won an award 251
Craig Shay @craigshay.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Who is this Hauling Oats band everyone keeps talking about, are they 5th wave emo? The harmonies are tight 140
Craig Shay @craigshay.bsky.social · 08/05/2026I deeply appreciate everyone who buys this on Bandcamp with "pay what you want" for $4.20 011
Craig Shay @craigshay.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Hey emo and pop punk fans check out my band Cold Wrecks new single You Can't Plan For This, a song about feeling overwhelmed and having credit card debt because of expensive vet bills, first single from LP3 coldwrecks.bandcamp.com/album/you-ca...coldwrecks.bandcamp.comYou Can't Plan for This, by Cold Wrecks11 track album 150
Reposted by Craig Shaypixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Thanks to the funds raised by this year’s Met Gala, we are closer than ever to finding a way to return Mr Met to his human form 💪 ⚾️ 161368141
Reposted by Craig ShayMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 04/05/2026"I just cannot fathom how an organization as ruthlessly and efficiently run as the Empire would have signed off on such a dangerous, unsanitary, and shoddy garbage-disposal system as the one depicted in the movie."buff.lyOn the Implausibility of the Death Star’s Trash CompactorA classic from our archives to help celebrate #Maythe4thBeWithYou. 5/4/23 5/4/25 5/3/26 CALENDAR 2027 313724
Reposted by Craig ShayJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/05/2026i’m deleting my repost of a fake account impersonating an nba reporter. i didn’t look close enough and i was fooled, and that’s on me. the basketball court does NOT fold up like a backgammon board after the game and the players do NOT sleep in it until the next game 656696847
Reposted by Craig Shaymattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 03/05/2026i see a horse has won the kentucky derby again. this is beginning to feel rigged 2297641517
Reposted by Craig ShayJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 30/04/2026"fr" actually stands for "for raccoons." not many people know this 651101127
Reposted by Craig ShayThe Onion @theonion.com · 30/04/2026Flyers Fans Not Sure Whether Gritty Supposed To Be Eating Live Bird theonion.com/flyers-fans-not-sure-w… 512813479
Craig Shay @craigshay.bsky.social · 29/04/2026I flew too close to the sun today (put jalapenos on a burger and now I have reflux) 120
Reposted by Craig ShayPresident Werewolf G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 25/04/2026More video games should have spin-offs where their characters race go-karts 3332254
Reposted by Craig Shayspooky seasonings for a new instance @o-c.bsky.social · 28/04/2026MGM presents a sensitive motion picture for our age, about life, love, and us 061
Craig Shay @craigshay.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Stoked to be returning to The Fest in Gainesville Florida this year with my band Cold Wrecks 120
Reposted by Craig ShayDavid M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Should I let the turkey into the school of public policy? 8077061
Reposted by Craig ShayJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 15/04/2026allbirdsgpt: you're abshoelutely correct 431580112
Reposted by Craig Shaycait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 15/04/2026sorry to this guy but this is unfortunately extremely funny to me 4083351574
Reposted by Craig ShayStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 07/11/2025BBC ANNOUNCER VOICE: Lewk. Layer. Hann. And of course Chyewbacker. You’ve seen their many travails through the coz-moss at the cinemah 231754232