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"Since we can’t keep our doors open by treating patients, we’re hoping to turn a profit by selling cheap Spider-Man and sexy nurse costumes. It’s not ideal, but we’ve got bills to pay." buff.ly/MsEPLo7

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We’re Turning Our Emergency Room into a Spirit Halloween

“Now, you can pick up a Freddy Krueger mask and get your pleural effusion drained all in one trip.” 9/11/25

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Craig Shay @craigshay.bsky.social · 20h

I just want to make sure I'm prepared when I watch Stuart Fails to Save the Universe

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Craig Shay @craigshay.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I think I always felt weird. If anyone is looking for an anthem for this feeling I think it's Normal by The Homeless Gospel Choir: youtu.be/YjYsZbbKIo4?...

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Normal

YouTube video by The Homeless Gospel Choir - Topic

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Craig Shay @craigshay.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Then how will I follow the plot of Georgie & Mandy's First Marriage?

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Craig Shay @craigshay.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Do I have to watch all of The Big Bang Theory to understand Young Sheldon?

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Craig Shay @craigshay.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Should I get a tattoo of Ms Rachel and Mamdani hard styling?

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Craig Shay @craigshay.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I really want to see Chris Gethard at The Fest later this month

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Craig Shay @craigshay.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I'm sure they have well structured data for the AI to work with

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Craig Shay @craigshay.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Wow that's a stacked show line up

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Mega Infinity ♾️ listen to Harmonic Convergence 🐍 @megainfinity.band · 10/10/2026

In one week! Mega Infinity’s Harmonic Convergence East coast tour LI tour kickoff with support from @badmaryband.bsky.social Knifethroat, Eric Daino Saturday 10/17 the calling bell 51 Gibson Ave Huntington NY all ages doors 7 pm

Mega Infinity’s Harmonic Convergence East coast tour
LI tour kickoff with support from Bad Mary, Knifethroat, Eric Daino

Saturday 10/17 the calling bell 51 Gibson Ave Huntington NY all ages doors 7 pm

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Craig Shay @craigshay.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

It's that time of year where everyone's intonation is getting funky

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Craig Shay @craigshay.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I saw Recursive Buffoonery play in a basement in 07 with Timeshares and Bomb The Music Industry

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ceej @ceej.online · 29/08/2025

Purchase in the NEXT FIVE MINUTES to unlock the secret chord that pleased the lord (a $49.99 value) absolutely free!!

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Craig Shay @craigshay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Star Trek and music are both important to me

Epic handshake meme. Left is Star Trek, right is music, crossover is "It's been a long road..."

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I don't think they'll ever recreate what it was like to be on twitter in the 2010s. Soap opera stuff happening constantly. Poster you were vaguely aware of involved in federal fentanyl bust. Poster whose jokes you occasionally liked posed as his aunt (or wife?) for 6 years. Pastor who steals jokes

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ah yes the circle of life

• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm

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Craig Shay @craigshay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I think there's a store where you can get those

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Craig Shay @craigshay.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

A happy flood warning day 2 of Rosh Hashanah to everyone observing

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Craig Shay @craigshay.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Just ate a salt bagel and now I feel like I lost a fight

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Craig Shay @craigshay.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

They don't understand why the Bajorans were so violent against Gul Dukat when he was *trying* to be nice to them

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Craig Shay @craigshay.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

HELL YEAH. Ele was super funny last season, excited to see this episode.

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Craig Shay @craigshay.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Someone from the career center at the college I went to connected a student with me, I asked when he'd like to talk, he said "probably after Thanksgiving" and I never heard from him again.

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cětské @cetske.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

need more of this exact thing. stupid clankers absolutely eating shit or spazzing out

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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

You can kill a French vampire with a baguette. It's a painstaking process but it works.

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Craig Shay @craigshay.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Thanks so much bud! Hope things are going well for you!

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Craig Shay @craigshay.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Hell yeah. My band put an album out today because it's Bandcamp Friday. coldwrecks.bandcamp.com/album/you-ca...

coldwrecks.bandcamp.com

You Can't Plan for This, by Cold Wrecks

11 track album

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Craig Shay @craigshay.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Happy Bandcamp Friday and Happy New Cold Wrecks Day! We recorded this one on our own with songs about becoming a dad and songs about losing a dad. There's also a straight up ska song with a sax solo. coldwrecks.bandcamp.com/album/you-ca...

coldwrecks.bandcamp.com

You Can't Plan for This, by Cold Wrecks

11 track album

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Son: how’d you get your shoulders so big? Me: years and years of shrugging

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Craig Shay @craigshay.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Went to the doctor for my wrist pain. For new parents they call it "mommy thumb." I asked if there was a less humiliating name for it and they said no.

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Craig Shay @craigshay.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

To recreate this experience I'll start watching whatever my wife is watching with her mid season and never watch the episodes I missed. I still haven't seen the first half of season one of The Pitt.

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the gabidook ₊˚⊹♡ @gabifrost.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

speak for yourself bud

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Craig Shay @craigshay.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

We call things insurmountable but never mountable

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Craig Shay @craigshay.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I really appreciate that people are preordering my band's new album on Bandcamp and paying $4.20

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Craig Shay @craigshay.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Yeah I write the scene off as "Lorca was a bad guy"

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Some kind of invasive ape 🏳️‍⚧️ @wargonopsid.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Ink sketch of a waffle yaga. Seagull feet bc dumpstercore. Sketch w inks

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Frantom of the Paradise @mxsaturn.gay · 30/07/2026

woke up before sunrise for quiet reflection when suddenly it dawned on me

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Craig Shay @craigshay.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

I think so. The band is bluesy rock with big guitar solos. There's a cool 70s organ called a farfisa.

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Craig Shay @craigshay.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

It's like Duke of Earl but hey I just play the bass. My joke is I join bands to fight the male loneliness epidemic.

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Craig Shay @craigshay.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

I only know about the Kids In The Hall one but I'm an outlier. With joke stuff in general, unless you're a comedian, I wouldn't worry too much about unintentional plagiarism.

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