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Lady Hail wants to do a bunch of stuff this weekend, and honestly, I really don't want to. I have no social battery. The thought of leaving the house makes me feel irritable.

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Hail Sagan ™️ @hailsagan42069.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

El Yucateco Red vs El Yucateco Green, who ya got? I'm a Red guy. Lady Hail prefers Green.

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Hail Sagan ™️ @hailsagan42069.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

That shellacking that Green Bay took last night was glorious. Well done, Falcons. Well done.

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Hail Sagan ™️ @hailsagan42069.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

When the barber offers you a beer, you take it

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Hail Sagan ™️ @hailsagan42069.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Let's go get kicked out of guitar center or some other shenanigans

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Hail Sagan ™️ @hailsagan42069.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I beat the GPS prediction by 10 fuckin minutes. Booyah.

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Hail Sagan ™️ @hailsagan42069.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Would've fumbled if you used the fundamental 4 point pressure.

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Hail Sagan ™️ @hailsagan42069.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

It is with a heavy heart and sadness in my eyes that I must announce that Dave Matthews Band is still around.

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Hail Sagan ™️ @hailsagan42069.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Does it rhyme with "boob" or "pube"?

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Hail Sagan ™️ @hailsagan42069.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Cam Skattebo drives a lifted truck. I'm also going to bet that his career is going to be really short and he will end up being a cautionary tale against douchebaggery.

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Hail Sagan ™️ @hailsagan42069.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Vinegar Bend Mizell had a brother named Piss Bend Mizell.

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Hail Sagan ™️ @hailsagan42069.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The "Sloppy Joe" was originally called the "Sloppy Thurston" until *that* incident in Cleveland in 1925. RIP Jizz Jasper. You didn't deserve to get hacked into 9 pieces.

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Hail Sagan ™️ @hailsagan42069.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

So many tomatoes. So many yet to pick. More than we can eat; more than we can give away. Next step, canning.

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Hail Sagan ™️ @hailsagan42069.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The Sting of Death was fantastic. I can't wait to see the other 3 episodes.

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