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American Bridge 21st Century @ab21.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
WATCH: Andy Harris has a crash out after his constituents laugh at him for trying to blame higher gas prices on... Democrats. "You are rude!" #MD01
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Randy Au @randyau.com · 13/10/2026
I'm dying laughing at how the cat has conformed to her flower shaped bed today
A white cat is sleeping curled up in a med that has five fluffy white lobes of a flower petal, the cat has half her face peeking upwards and otherwise has filled the pentagonal space in the center of the bed completely
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I have not responded to the email that you sent me and which you probably spent awhile writing Forgive me it was so long and my executive functioning is completely shot
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows a brain. The brain is saying "I'm 30 and YOUNG! I only recently fully developed!"
The second panel shows a heart. The heart says "I hear ya! I can keep going for DECADES more!"
The third panel shows a spine's face. It weakly says, "I am old".
We zoom out and the spine is using a walker. It continues, "so very old".
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NBC News @nbcnews.com · 17/09/2026
The new wild cat species is about the size of a domestic kitten and lives in Bolivia.
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New wild cat species is identified for first time in 100 years, researchers say
A type of tiger cat, the animal is smaller than a house cat, slender and spotted. It lives in the Bolivian cloud forest.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In panel one, we see a man sitting at a restaurant table. He is sweating. He says "Y-you have beautiful eyes".
The second panel zooms in on the man's face. He says, "I'm sorry. I'm just so nervous."
In panel three we see that a biblically accurate angel is sitting on the other side of the table.
In panel four we zoom in on the angel's face, who says "BE NOT AFRAID".
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 15/09/2026
When the edible hits and you’re at the Taco Bell drive thru.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Men used to have ROMANCE Men used to be SPONTANEOUS Men used to come home and surprise their wives with COORDINATED OUTFITS and say YOU HAVE TO PLAY THE DRUMS, WE ARE IN A BAND, we are called THE WHITE STIPES, you are now my SISTER
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Transgender people deserve to have a nice life. That is the entirety of the argument. If you disagree, you’re saying that you do not believe in liberty or justice for all.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Writer for NBC10 Boston fuckin HATES Mercury
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
It's very bad that we've developed a new dominant breed of debate pervert who spends their entire lifecycle insisting nobody will let them say the things they've said a thousand times and insisting everyone has to have the same debate with them every single time
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Emily Darling @radicaldreamer.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
the year is 1996. I am diving deep into the world of video games to escape the hell that is the world around me. the year is 2006. I am diving deep into the world of video games to escape the hell that is the world around me. the year is 2026. I am diving deep into the world of video games to es
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Chance the Lawyer @chancethelawyer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
say what you will about the myriad valid concerns with current LLMs but I personally will never get over the fact that Aaron Swartz was prosecuted to his literal death for downloading JSTOR and then a decade later, they downloaded & ingested the entire world and our IP laws just went ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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carly rae jesse @mutablesoul.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
good bread with a fuck ton of butter is one of life’s greatest pleasures
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I'm thoroughly convinced every AI stan secretly uses the chatbot feature more than they'll ever admit and believe it's their friend. It's a good explanation for someone going to the mattresses for something backed by all the worst people in the world whom they don't agree with on anything else
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Mia Sato @miasato.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
We shouldn't discount the fact that at least part of the data center backlash (and by extension the broader techlash) is because people feel like the tech industry has not given them anything cool, inspiring, beautiful, or useful in a long time
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
*laughs in Bluesky*
Sidewalk sign with photo of pancakes and text:
Pancakes
Something we can all agree on
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GlassShine @glassshine.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Lil treat
Drawing of a puppy holding a popsicle with the caption; "Time to get a little treat and go bankrupt"
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Jen Rice @jenrice.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
BREAKING: It made the final cut. Congratulations, Michigan, you might have the best voting sticker of 2026.
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I support Somali-Americans @adamrothman.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Brave new world www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
Tommy Tuberville talks to ChatGPT on long drives
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Melissa Stewart @lissajostewart.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Sorry, I can’t be out late. My cat has developed an elaborate bedtime routine and she’s very strict.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Only the Left Has Agency is a functional pillar of a particular style of punditry because admitting that everyone's behavior reacts to political developments rather than just vices and neuroses invites the comparisons (e.g. ICE kidnappings vs mean tweets) that undermine "both sides" framing
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Every six months a writer goes on parental leave, is driven insane by watching 10,000 hours of Paw Patrol, and writes another one of these articles, and they're always great.
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The Sacramento Bee @sacbee.com · 08/08/2026
The Tacoma Police Department estimates over 30 cats were free-roaming on board a deserted watercraft Thursday - with no sign of the owner.
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A ghost ship with a crew of cats? Empty boat near Tacoma beach full of mews
The Tacoma Police Department estimates over 30 cats were free-roaming on board a deserted watercraft Thursday - with no sign of the owner.
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WIRED @wired.com · 05/08/2026
Homeland Security told immigrants that leaving the US would wipe out fines it claims they owe. Now it wants private investigators to find them in their home countries and collect. www.wired.com/story/dhs-is...
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DHS Is Hiring Bounty Hunters to Find and Photograph Deported People’s Homes Abroad
Homeland Security told immigrants that leaving the US would wipe out fines it claims they owe. Now it wants private investigators to find them in their home countries and collect.
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Every detail of these findings is wild. Genuinely creepy behavior, but also, what. www.axios.com/2026/08/03/c...
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Ethics panel urges censure of Rep. Chuck Edwards over sexual harassment violation
The findings follow Axios' reporting that Edwards singled out two young female staffers for special attention.
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CSketch @csketch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Oh my god I think I found the video.
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Endless cycle
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
it’s pretty obvious that a lot of people remember that COVID lockdowns were unpleasant and from there just extrapolate that they were therefore bad policy
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Can't think of a thing that will radicalize a generation faster than "you've gotta let that old man in the corner over there see what's inside those pants before you play Kindergarten volleyball."
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 03/08/2026
New in PN: The right-wing bubble seals in the GOP with Max Miller "When you become the party of Fox News, you become a party whose candidates have no idea how to exist outside of Fox. That's why the GOP's fascist propaganda may, for once, be not a life raft but an anchor when the blue wave hits."
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The right-wing bubble seals in the GOP with Max Miller
Live by the Fox hit, die by the Fox hit.
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Kevin Elliott @kjephd.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
So you agree meme, text reading: So you agree Trump, Hegseth, and Rubio are perpetrating war crimes
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
There’s a lot of stuff cats do where you either have to be super involved in what a cat is doing or you just have to go ok rustle away I have enough stuff going on, best of luck Mittens
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Scott @scottydo16.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Mephisto, by Joaquín Espalter y Rull, 1872, 📸 by Dan Mullan
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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
dawg the brazilians are calling it asfaltos unidos in the QTs we're getting cooked
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This is who you just tackled
Yamal as a baby
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Pikmin games are some of the best sports games, you assemble your roster of different Pikmin, try to efficiently run plays, sometimes they get eaten, it’s just like “the big game”
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[giver of problems: ultra pro✨] @jforjae.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Mamdani left soccer field lights on all night…..the lights usually go off at 10pm. They set a camera up and guess what they saw?? Residents playing soccer with their friends ALL NIGHT. One man said how much he loved it because his friends work late and can’t get to the field before 10pm.
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
GUYS I NEED YOU TO KNOW ABOUT JIMOTHY He's a little raccoon with short spine syndrome in Seattle and we all must love and protect him
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Schwarz @schwarzcrow.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
"parasite outbreak blamed on taco bell because they're the only company reporting it" feels very "1918 flu blamed on Spain because they're the only country reporting it"
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
have you all seen jimothy
jimothy the tiny raccoon with an extra short spinejimothy running
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Andrew Couts @couts.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Our now-un-paywalled MSG stories are here: www.wired.com/story/madiso... www.wired.com/story/madiso...
wired.com
Madison Square Garden Kept a List of Gay Celebrities
An MSG database tracked and categorized hundreds of celebs, famous Knicks superfans, and even some of Taylor Swift’s wedding guests. Labels included “LGBTQIA,” “DO NOT HOST,” and low to high “risk.”
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 17/07/2026
The Taco Bell finger pointing is a psyop to redirect attention from the real culprit, the deregulation and lack of oversight in our food supply
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