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@schwarzcrow.bsky.social
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Schwarz @schwarzcrow.bsky.social · 1h
birds who can't burp vs birds who can't stop burping
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Jaida R.L. Mack | friend of eggbug @jaidamack.bsky.social · 2h
SAVOIR FAIRE - Oh, yes. We've got this one in the bag.
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Zeus Susie @zsusieart.bsky.social · 8h
It has been found
Screenshot of a Final Fantasy XIV player with the name "Lieutenant Columbo", whose avatar is dressed to look like the character Columbo, running through the Fall Guys event map
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Miss Cryptid🔞 @misscryptidart.bsky.social · 8h
womp womp
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Schwarz @schwarzcrow.bsky.social · 22h
uh, yeah, i sure hope he does
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Schwarz @schwarzcrow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
me, before windsor retired: "i dunno, i think i'll still do a ref sheet, i like the character a lot, i can keep him around for other stuff me, less than four days after windsor retired:
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Andy Drops Woody - Toy Story 2
Alt: i don't want to play with you anymore
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Pepsi Weasel @pepsiweasel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
‼️COMMS FORM OPEN RIGHT NOW RAAAAH‼️ forms.gle/vnBafNBUCpJ7...
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Schwarz @schwarzcrow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i wish i had any social energy whatsoever i’m tired of getting home from work and being too drained to do anything or talk to anyone
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Schwarz @schwarzcrow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
still the funniest name i could’ve gotten on this jersey. sigh. good luck in toronto.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Brian talking to a wolf looking angel asking "am I dead?"

The figure says "yeah bro you tried to Out Pizza The Hut"
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Faith | PrintedOnSmile @printedonsmile.com · 27/09/2026
Chronic nausea
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Schwarz @schwarzcrow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the worst part is now i have to try and work while my brain is full of static
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Schwarz @schwarzcrow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Schwarz @schwarzcrow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
sigh. triangle agency.
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Thank you, Justin Verlander 🧡 JV leaves the mound for the Tigers - one final time.
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 26/09/2026
My top 4 Crow Full Moon shots tonight. P L E N T Y of video to edit someday! 🪶 🐦‍⬛
a crow flies in front of the moon, greyish sky, the crow is flapping their wings downtwo crows fly in front and near the moon, in the middle and the bottom left, a snowy egret is out of focus below the moon, greyish skya crow flies in front of the moon, dark sky, the crow is flapping their wings up but not fully extendeda crow flies in front of the moon, dark purple sky, the crow is in full cruise mode
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Dani(They/Them)- Reopening Comms Oct 5th @angusburgers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
she sus on my sudio until i can't phil my collins
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Rye Raccoon 🦝 🎨 @faucetrye.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Director Raccoon 🦝
You are a worm though time. The thunder song distorts you. Happiness comes. White pearls, but yellow and red in the eye. Through a mirror, inverted is made right. Leave your insides by the door. Push the fingers through the surface into the wet. You’ve always been the new you. You want this to be true. We stand around while you dream.
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Schwarz @schwarzcrow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
one of the best parts about a tire place is when they just. roll an entire wheel into the nice clean lobby to show someone what’s wrong with their tire
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YAY enjoyer @arcaneclaw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
trying to learn Mahjong genuinely feels like this
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Schwarz @schwarzcrow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
still find it funny how many of my kinks line up at the intersection of round and embarrassing
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Eri!!!!! :03 ΘΔ @mandateofheaven.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I could deadass facefuck the tacobell menu right now
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ElectroCeratops @ehrenenglish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"OWL RLY" Acrylic and paint marker on birch panel. My piece for the Hoot art show, part of the Ottawa International Animation Festival this year. It's up right now for another 2 days at Beyond the Pale Brewing in the Byward Market. Painting is also for sale! #art #owl #retrogaming
An acrylic painting of a snowy owl character playing an original game boy. Bright retro colours and an abstract background. Perhaps a resemblance to an ancient meme.
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Temiree ☀️🦦 @temiree.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A drawing referencing the quoted post audio, featuring Ryan, an anthro/furry raccoon, and Nes, an anthro/furry kangaroo.

Ryan looks down amused at what he's made. Nes leans into the doorway, asking, "What are you doing in here?!" Ryan responds, "Doin' some DJ stuff! I call this... Evil September."
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Schwarz @schwarzcrow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
permanent uncertainty... #Survivor51
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Schwarz @schwarzcrow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
birds getting so bloated that it’s a bit concerning
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 22/09/2026
jason benetti you are my GOAT
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athrizel.bsky.social @athrizel.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
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Schwarz @schwarzcrow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Side A released 2 days ago. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJES...
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HIGH-QUALITY HARDCORE REMIX PACK [Side A] [Full Album]
YouTube video by SiIvaGunner
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Schwarz @schwarzcrow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
this siivagunner rhythm game event is going fucking wild holy shit
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Schwarz @schwarzcrow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
yet another morning where i can’t stop thinking about birds with round bellies
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world's #1 milkfluencer 4 years running @snaketrain.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's VERY important to take your pet vampire on daily floaties - the fresh air does wonders, and it's good for everyone to see him and say hi! I've even got the perfect harness for him! EXCELLENT art by @geckomania.bsky.social, featuring Albert(@tracy.pmd.social) !!
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Schwarz @schwarzcrow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
top five reason to play triangle agency: now you can understand what the heck people are talking about when they post about triangle agency
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mux @mux.monster · 20/09/2026
i love the rule that if someone declares they're taking as many successes as they'd like for a triscendence that they have to specify exactly how many and what those are being used on because you get to see into the inner machinations of your catalog player's mind
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in the stripped club, straight up morgin’ it @apoapsis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
<<STICK WITH TRIGGER AND YOU’LL MAKE IT>>
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Møtif (Alex) - Spooky @m0tif.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Good morning, everyone!
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HOG HEAVEN @uniboar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
/Lady by Styx blasts violently in the background/
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Dalla$ @alstorotter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Not* playing Triangle Agency
In-character text message from my player character, a tuxedo cat named Alex Gwizda, asking, "Where is 'Texas'?"
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KoboldShop.com 🗡🦎 @koboldshop.com · 20/09/2026
A classic! ✨
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metta world war @toriimacdaddy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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aster! @astersicat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Pitcher Clearly Ate Rosin Bag
Pitcher Clearly Ate Rosin Bag
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Schwarz @schwarzcrow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
sitting around at work and scrolling past some incredibly hot art
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67 Ariana Grande
ALT: 67 Ariana Grande
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Savage Beastguy @froste.monster · 17/09/2026
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Schwarz @schwarzcrow.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
bowl two is becoming sauce. bowl three is full. bowl four is halfway full.
maters
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Schwarz @schwarzcrow.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
alternate post: "uh, yeah, i sure hope they do"
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Schwarz @schwarzcrow.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
the way this is shortened by my email is really damn good
two emails from dicks sporting goods but it's shortened to dick's sporting goo
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Schwarz @schwarzcrow.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
what started as some posing practice and trying to put myself in a more 3d mindspace turned into several hours of fuckin around, oops.
sad eagle guy with a big tummy playing a lute
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