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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 10h
Pedophile politician arrives in Hell, may he be the first of many to imminently follow www.nytimes.com/2026/10/05/o...
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Dennis Hastert, Powerful Politician Disgraced by Child Sex Scandal, Dies (Gift Article)
The longest-serving Republican speaker of the House admitted in 2016 to abusing teenage boys decades earlier. He was 84.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 23h
My man looks like his father relocated his family to South Africa *because* of apartheid
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Jacob Griffin ✡️ 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @jacobtransman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hey! Michael Tracey is desperately trying to dox a rape victim. If you have thoughts on that you might like to share them with him so I have thoughtfully included the details that would allow you to reach him. And, in an act of generosity, you could share this info with all your friends.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🇺🇸🗳️ Make sure you’re registered to vote. Do it now & repost. iwillvote.com
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I Will Vote
Be a voter. Find everything you need to vote in your state’s next election.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/09/2026
LMFAO -- Trump is holding an event at the White House right now but there's no audio because the press pool isn't there. The Newsmax host notes that this is an example of Trump's attacks on the press "backfiring just a little bit"
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
They were so happy I got fired from the imaging center, as I left they were singing He’s A Bad Mammogrammer.
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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 20/09/2026
If I had a dollar for every time I didn't know what was going on, I would be like, why am I always getting this free money?
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 19/09/2026
www.rawstory.com/lauren-boebe...
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Lauren Boebert accused of sex with three staffers in complaint alleging $200K hush payment
An explosive sworn complaint filed with the House Ethics Committee alleges Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) carried on a sexual relationship with her district director in the office, in a car and in campaig...
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Corking @corking118.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Nothing makes me unfollow someone faster than when they reskeet their own skeets.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a whale fall lies at the bottom of the ocean. The bones are covered in a variety of bottom feeders and ocean critters. Panel 2: closer up, the group of bottom feeders are holding red solo cups and chatting with each other. Among the group is a tiger prawn, who thinks to himself, “I needed this…”
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So funny watching the media try to write 2000's era Grand Theft Auto Outrage articles now that the whole country is a casino run by murderers.
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 31/08/2026
Normalise saying 'fascist propaganda' instead of 'culture wars'
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Meredith Rose (from the grave) 👻 @mrose.ink · 28/08/2026
This is what I need people to understand when they start grousing about "resist libs": these are people who hate ICE with their entire, folk-art-making, cornfed hearts. You cannot sit around and write people off as potential allies because you're not personally into their aesthetics.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 28/08/2026
Wab Kinew reacts to Donald Trump renaming Lake Ontario: "You know when a rock band is really over the hill and you see them in a casino playing some song from like 50 years ago? I think that's the part of Donald Trump's presidency we're at now."
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‎ @handle.invalid · 03/03/2025
imagine hating me and I'm over here rizzing up the hoes like
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 11/07/2024
Baker: but it's already cooked, sir Inventor of toast: cook it.....AGAIN
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Trapped O'Brien, Please Free Me From This Prison @radobrien.myatproto.social · 21/08/2026
Five bucks says Ted Lasso for Ladies goes the entire season without saying the word abortion
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The toxic influencer who has made "hyper-masculinity" his brand was arresting wearing Doris Day clam-digger slacks and a kicky purple blouse.
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 18/07/2026
his palms are sweaty, knees weak, palms are sweaty. he forgot his lyrics already, palms are sweaty
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Lane Moore @hellolanemoore.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
When women tell you we don't like "comedians" like this, it's not because we don't have a sense of humor. It's because we DO have a sense of humor and we know that this "joke" is what gets us and our sisters assaulted constantly by guys who listen to him.
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King Algamemnon @adamrothman.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
And now.
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David Rothschild @davmicrot.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
"Tributes Pour In for Senator Lindsey Graham", then a dramatic blank space on the landing page of NYT.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Tweet from shen the bird (@Shen_the_Bird):

wikipedia: please. please just give me one dollar i'm begging you give me anything

me: [trying to look up the hamburglar's full name] shut the fuck up
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
orson krennic [delivering a eulogy]: we stand here, amidst *my* bereavement! not yours!
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Corking @corking118.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Lucille Bluth's Iconic 'Good For Her' - Arrested Development
ALT: Lucille Bluth's Iconic 'Good For Her' - Arrested Development
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I'm so disillusioned, I almost don't even care who gets the FIFA Peace Prize next year
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bleddwgan @radekllundain.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
It's very much this
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@ben_rosen
FOUNDING FATHER: we must always have an electoral college and 2 senators per state
ME: ok but what if 40 million people live in california
FOUNDING FATHER (spits out tea prepared by a slave): there's HOW many people in WHAT
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Nat Turner’s Slave Rebellion @nateturner.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
😂😂😂
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
RIP Mark Rothko. You would have loved how the hydrogen peroxide bleach is only turning the Reflecting Pool blue around the perimeter
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Marco Rubio when he finds out he’s the new Director of National Intelligence
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
i think this sums it up rather nicely for me
(an avi of a man in a black t-shirt)
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@andrewfeeney@phpc.social

@kevlin @cwebber described chagpt as mansplaining as a service, and honestly i can't think of a better description. a service that instantly generates vaguely plausible sounding yet totally fabricated and baseless lectures in an instant with unflagging confidence in its own correctness on any topic, without concern, regard or even awareness of the level of expertise of its audience.

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[watermark] re: toot retoot.app
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Asher HELLbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
To any Hungarians annoyed that Americans are placing the credit for your momentous victory on the shoulders of our stunningly repellent little weasel of a VP: you are correct to feel that way, I'm sorry, we just want to seize any available oppurtunity to humiliate him specificially
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The world’s nations are meeting to discuss trumps post. It’s chaos. Leaders blame each other, everyone is screaming. It’s chaos. Suddenly, the sound of nails on a chalkboard fills the air. Everyone turns to see its local fisherman, Quint. “Yall know me”, he says. “Know how I earn a living..”
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
[Chuck Schumer scavenging through the post-apocalyptic rubble for scraps of food] He's gone too far. Someone should do something about this
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Millions of American voters wanted to be villains. They came to believe it’s the key to success, while goodness is weak, woke, loser stuff, done only to signal. Offered the option of unvarnished villainy, they enthusiastically took it. Seeing others suffer more made them feel big. And here we are.
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
every so often, I rewatch this amazing 2-minute clip of Jane Fonda being interviewed about gay rights in 1979. her warmth, tone, and words are extraordinarily inspiring. “I hope they use me. What am I here for if not to be used by good people for good things?” www.youtube.com/watch?v=01wK...
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jane fonda gay rights
YouTube video by Jordan's Hollywood Stories
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Corking @corking118.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Beautiful words!
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Mike Elk @mikeelk.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Fuck twitter
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ddiiggss @ddiiggss.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
lmao
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Corking @corking118.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Good! Subnautica is one of my favorite games of all time, and its devs (and fans!) deserve better than Krafton slop.
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CEO Asks ChatGPT How to Void $250 Million Contract, Ignores His Lawyers, Loses Terribly in Court
The CEO of Krafton used ChatGPT to push out the head of the studio developing Subnautica 2 against the advice of his own legal team and failed miserably.
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Corking @corking118.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
C-SPAN anchor just referred to Tiffany Trump as "that other girl one" when he couldn't remember her name omg
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Blue Skies In Utah @papabear333.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Getting word that they shut down the El Paso airport because Secretary Duffy heard that there was someone wearing sweatpants on a flight to Houston.
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ceej @ceej.online · 07/02/2026
production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 27/01/2026
brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis
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Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Can’t get over that Pretti’s parents yesterday woke up thinking everything was normal and by the end of the day they were watching the federal government trash their dead son.
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Corking @corking118.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
It is so, so embarrassing to be from the country that elected this man TWICE.
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Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
hard not to notice that as trump's polls crater and gop gets crushed in election after election, news orgs are not racing around hiring progressive commenters and boasting about how they're reaching out to real americans by following the will of the volk.
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Corking @corking118.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
As someone born just across the border in NW Wisconsin.... yes, exactly this. (though I think Boston and Maine both produce much crazier accents.)
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psiamnotdrunk @psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Wandering empty halls looking for women to explain things to
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔
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