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Alex

@cooleyad.bsky.social
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For the record, that sweatshirt isn’t mine

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Patrick Daugherty @rotopat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A lot of focus on the Chargers today, but the Rams are the first team in the history of the league to start 1-2 despite: 1. Re-inventing trans-Pacific travel. 2. 16.9 percent of their 53-man roster comprising of tight ends. 3. Their first-round pick being a healthy scratch No. 3 quarterback
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
flying alligator
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You will never take my joy from me
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That’s the dumbest shit I’ve seen in years and I watch Reacher
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I already don’t like herbstreit or his dog, please stop
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Can’t believe I’m rooting for Macklemore in 2026
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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 11/09/2026
Sorry Jonas Bros, Hot Rod did it better www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVjg...
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Hot Rod Riot Scene (John Farnham - You're The Voice)
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i’ve been solving a lot of problems lately with my calculator like 5 + 8 and 12 x 3. but now i’m starting to think it’s alive
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🟢RNGundam @rngundam.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Mobile Suit Gundam (1979) Episode 4 - Escape From Luna II 20:24.808
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Effective altruism is when you shart
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charles (west coaster) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
met a 60 year old woman from north carolina who went to the BTS concert and said we should never stop experiencing new things. inspiring as hell
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Polar Johan @polarjohan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Dusty Evely 🎃 @dustyevely.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
There are leaves on the ground. I watched college football last night. Time to go outside for a nice Fall walk.
89 degrees with a Heat Advisory. Feels like 95. The sun in the graphic is blood red, which feels right.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Damn that’s crazy but you can’t be racist against the computer. Yeah. No I hear you but. Yeah it’s because it’s not a person it’s the computer.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Repeat after me: I am not cleverer than Pope John XXIII. I am not cleverer than Eve Fartlow. I am not cleverer than John Fetterman. I am not cleverer than Al Pacino. But if I stand back and watch and learn, I will be cleverer than I am.
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Mark Bankston @markbankston.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
“The ruling does not affect a $1.4bn judgment against Jones in Connecticut, but is a significant legal victory for Jones…” No it’s not, Guardian. It’s 100% meaningless.
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Alex @cooleyad.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Seeing my first car on BaT is a trip
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L.H.O.O.Q. @mikewen.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Conway Tittie.
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Grant White @grantwhite.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
This Witch From Mercury spoiler edit of a @prozdishere.bsky.social video is still one of my favourite edits.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
im ngl "YOLO" is a word that reeks of subtle misandry and we should probably expunge it from our vocabularies.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Aaron Rodgers when the Steelers hit the Eagles-Broncos-Texans stretch of their schedule:
Bryan Johnson O @bryan_johnson
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been thinking things over and wonder if i've taken this whole longevity thing too
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Gizmo in a car
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
A plate of momos (a twisted dumpling) with a bit of spicy red sauce in the middle. The caption reads: ignore fomo, acquire momo.
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 16/07/2026
prove you can play real safety blitz boy
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Tina Smith @smith.senate.gov · 15/07/2026
Naïve to think he was ever going to end ICE traffic stops. He LIKES that his secret police force can do whatever they want with no repercussions. The cruelty is the point.
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
i never much cared for that lindsey graham character
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Lan Pitts: BEAT EVERY 1-UP out now! @lanpitts.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
When one of your best friends has an intrusive thought and you spend way too much time on a bit.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I watch Godzilla to watch him drop kick other Kaiju and fuck shit up what in the fuck are you talking about man
Marshal Bohemond *F|S...
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Leftists don't actually like Godzilla. They like Godzilla in so far as they can use the franchise as a weapon against the United States. A tool to shame the country for how we decisively ended the war. This is why they obsess over criticizing Godzilla media which doesn't obsess over direct allegory of the atomic bomb, which is about 90% of the franchise.
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Grant White @grantwhite.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Every day this post becomes ever more correct
@PPathole Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don't recognize.
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Hooper: “moray eel. Bit right though my wet suit” Quint: “that’s a thresher tail ya see that chief?” Hooper: “that’s a bull shark, scraped me when I was taking samples” Graham Platner: *removes shirt* “that’s an oyster trap, I…” Hooper: “I don’t want to play anymore” Quint: “yeah that’s enough”
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Unless you’re grinding up Doritos and snorting them, don’t talk to me about patriotism. Don’t need any of you fair weather patriots
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ISS Piss Tracker @iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
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a springfieldian werewolf in shelbyville @springfieldians.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
happy 100th birthday to mel brooks
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
In 1982, as a stunt to promote the opening of UK and France pavillions at EPCOT, Air France and British Airways Concordes managed this synchronized landing on parallel runways at Orlando. Perfectly pointless, pointlessly perfect.
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 26/06/2026
mom, dad there’s something i need to tell you, i’ve decided to become an embarrassment to the family name
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I fuck w paddington. Russel Brand not so much
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
OnlyFans is inherently Maoist.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
it is worth your time and effort to cultivate a wait-and-see mindset!! you never really know how anything will shake out!
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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Mormon Bolshevism is inherently French.
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Ron Howard owes us a Hilbilly Elegy 2
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Hey siri if I get pregnant off a ragebait is the baby going to be disregulated
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Sam Antics @dsoart.com · 15/06/2026
Oh no, the night thoughts
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Alex @cooleyad.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Nice
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charles (west coaster) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Get one of those carb smart tortillas, fill the thing with shredded cabbage and sriracha, roll it up and you'll have an entire day's worth of fiber and the worst burrito you've ever had in your life. Follow me for more tips and tricks.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 01/06/2026
union jack
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