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For the record, that sweatshirt isn’t mine

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Alex @cooleyad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Meme of Quattro Bajeena and Kamille with Quattro bragging that Char Aznable is shredded
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Alex @cooleyad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cortland Sutton
Tim Robinson dressed up as an old man with the text saying “I don’t even want to be around anymore”
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Alex @cooleyad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Contrarianism is a national problem
The quoted post account’s bio teeming with too much irony that only Gen X could come up with, the text does not matter it is just cringe
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Alex @cooleyad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Idk why this made me cackle so hard in the preview but “WITH BILL BURR” being its own card in the credits told me all I need to know about this movie
ACADEMY AWARD NOMINEE WUNMI MOSAKU
 WITH BILL BURR
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Alex @cooleyad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Does that mean Gamergate is Sith lore now
It’s the astronaut holding a gun to another’s head meme with the text 
“Wait it’s all gamergate?”
“Always has been”
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Alex @cooleyad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I keep giggling at this shot
Jets RG #66 Joe Tippmann staring down 3 rushers, unsure of what to do next
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Alex @cooleyad.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
He kept it up for over 24 hours too!
It’s bluesky’s resident wet blanket claiming data center tax benefits outweigh the negatives and dear reader you do not need to know his exact wordsHelen Lovejoy with the text “won’t someone think of the tax benefits”
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Alex @cooleyad.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Had a power line go down and it took out both furnaces in my duplex, would’ve ended up at my parents if I hadn’t gotten my side fixed. The dingo was not loving the 24 hours she got without ac with all her fur
A power line down in some overgrown brush in my backyard. Took out both furnace transformers and blowers in the duplex. A Pyrenees mix on a lead in an open yard, thrilled she can eat as much rabbit poop as her heart desires
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Alex @cooleyad.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Goten and Trunks doing fusion in DBZ
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Alex @cooleyad.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Oh yippee another excuse to use the meme I made yesterday!
Helen Lovejoy meme but it’s about tax benefits
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Alex @cooleyad.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Thought the same thing
Mark Hamill and Carrie Fisher in 1977 together looking good as hell in their chunky 70s clothing
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Alex @cooleyad.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Hello from the MCR show at Target Field
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Alex @cooleyad.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Had a blackberry like these and it ruled, just give me this again
Two blackberry phones with full qwerty keyboards and the track pad, harkening back to a more civilized time
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Alex @cooleyad.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Oh no, he’s grown up Biscuit from Gundam Iron Blooded Orphans
Biscuit from Gundam: Iron Blooded Orphans
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Alex @cooleyad.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
This lined up too well
Whansil whining about a screen cap above this post
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Alex @cooleyad.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Incredible opening sentence for the article
In the days before his Ford Bronco drifted into the path of an oncoming semi-truck, Matt
Miller was settling debts.
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Alex @cooleyad.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Lol what is a state anyway
Screen cap of the presumed AI image just obliterating state borders, maybe I’m wrong about AI if this is how it feels about borders
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Alex @cooleyad.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Astronaut meme with the first saying “wait, it’s all effects of CAFE standards?” And the second, holding a 1911 .45 to his head saying “always has been”. CAFE standards were set in place during the Obama administration to place fuel efficiency standards on vehicles, defining the modern marketplace.
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Alex @cooleyad.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
We have Hanania at home Hanania at home:
It’s a Stancil skeet about gentrification and overlooking displacement, which is on brand for a centrist who’s too obsessed with metrics to understand they don’t tell the full story
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Alex @cooleyad.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Oh no
Screenshot of Gail’s post showing the time past since posting and the amount of replies
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Alex @cooleyad.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The astronaut meme with the text “wait, it’s all Gamergate?” “Always has been”
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Alex @cooleyad.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
The Ringer has a great article about this, it’s the wattage limits AND the angling of the lights, they’re gaming it www.theringer.com/2024/12/03/t...
On a recent episode of the Carmudgeon Show podcast, auto journalist Jason Cammisa described a phenomenon occurring with some LED headlights in which there are observable minor spots of dimness among an otherwise bright field of light.
"With complex arrays of LEDs and of optics," he said, "car companies realized they can engineer in a dark spot where it's being measured, but the rest of the field is vastly over-illuminated. And I've had now two car companies' engineers, when I played stupid and said, 'What's the dark spot?'
...And the
lighting engineers are all fucking proud of themselves: 'That's where they measure the fucking thing!' And I'm like, 'You assholes, you're the reason that every fucking new car is blinding the shit out of everyone?"
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Alex @cooleyad.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Lol. Lmao.
A Stincil skeet (not gonna name him since he searches) complaining about economic statistics he thinks proves his point about Gen Z economic influence. You don’t need to know what he’s actually saying because it’s just arguing for arguing’s sake. Love what the guy did resisting ice but damn dude get a grip
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Alex @cooleyad.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Something something correlation causation
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Alex @cooleyad.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Idk what this is but… I’m listening
dreams, but both are intertwined. There are also scenes involving other characters, including two in which a Maoist terrorist from Miranda attempts to assassinate the ambassador. The film's world is not logical, and the bizarre events are accepted by the characters.
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Alex @cooleyad.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Meat pie post got me good
TheCybersmith OP • 35d
Mix of chicken and ham, and no ketchup, just buttermilk, ham stock, honey, red food die, flour, butter, water, garlic, onion, and sweet chilli sauce.
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Alex @cooleyad.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Picked up a bag of these at Costco, they remind me of Fritos texture
A bag of Lucio’s jalapeño lime rolled tortilla chips
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Alex @cooleyad.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
That’s why I take a RX-78 out, just can’t be too safe these days
A drawing of the Gundam RX-78-2
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Alex @cooleyad.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Went with PTKU (for multiple reasons) but you reminded me to donate today so thanks for that
The Fullcast thank you pic from New American Pathways of Spencer mugging the camera
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Alex @cooleyad.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Every time
The “is this x” meme with the text “fascism” on the butterfly and “communism” in the out of sight for the character spot
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Alex @cooleyad.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
It’s the DW meme come to life
Part of the post being replied to by the quoted post saying “is it good code? I don’t know.” DW from Arthur saying “this sign can’t stop me because I can’t read!”
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Alex @cooleyad.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
A picture of a flash drive in some grass with the text: 

IF YOU'RE COLD THEY'RE COLD
PUT THEM IN THE COMPUTER AT YOUR WORK-
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Alex @cooleyad.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Lol cmon now, you’re retweeting other posts about the show. How’s that mania going
OP reposting something about The Pitt while also replying to others whining about current events that people who don’t live in those areas have little to no control over without having billions to influence the people there
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Alex @cooleyad.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
If this ever changes…
The number of likes for this post at 666
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Alex @cooleyad.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Bees?!?
Gob Bluth lounging on a corner couch with a robe on saying “Bees?!” Because life continues to be one big Arrested Development joke for me apparently
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Alex @cooleyad.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I did that to an angry Heep yesterday, damn it felt good
An angry Heep staring at you, mad it can’t go off road because its owner is a useless pos who only wants to mall crawl. Not the one I pissed off on the road but looks just like it minus all the weird aggressive pit bull (the dog) stuff on that Heep
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Alex @cooleyad.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Ask and you shall receive Mia
April 14
On the Clock: How many offensive will be taken in the first round?
The Athletic
FOOTBALL SHOWER
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The Athletic Football Show: A show about t... ›
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Alex @cooleyad.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
In case anyone doesn’t want to deal with the series of pop ups here’s the screen cap with alt text
"We were talking about the academic rigor of a liberal arts education, and essentially how it can be updated for the current economic status and job market," Michael said.
(It is worth noting that at the time of their conversation, the Pacers were up by 22 points in the third quarter in a matchup between teams with 19 and 20 wins. This is what the tanking epidemic is doing to your fans, Adam Silver.)
"Even saying that out loud, I can hear you yawning through the phone," Grace told SI. "
... The thing is,
Michael and I have been together for four years-wonderful, happy years. But that's just what we do. We both just talk. He's frighteningly smart. So what everyone witnessed was me listening to his well-articulated thoughts and responding with what you saw, which was 'What the f--- are you talking about?'
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Alex @cooleyad.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I grew up in this county, honestly dumbfounded at those numbers
St. Croix County
An exurban Minneapolis county where Donald J. Trump won by 19 pts. in 2024.
Candidate
Chris Taylor
Maria S. Lazar
Total Write-ins
>95% of votes in
Votes
Pct.
12,209
54%
10,280
46
41
< 1
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Alex @cooleyad.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Literally all you need is one Litwick
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Alpha
Sapphire
Litwick shines a light that absorbs the life energy of people and Pokémon, which becomes the fuel that it burns.
Sword
The flame on its head keeps its body slightly warm. This Pokémon takes lost children by the hand to guide them to the spirit world.
Shield
The younger the life this Pokémon absorbs, the brighter and eerier the flame on its head burns.
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Alex @cooleyad.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
General Grievous with the text “your meme will make a fine addition to my collection”
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Alex @cooleyad.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I’m sorry for this in advance, I really am, but it’s rattling around my brain and I have to get it out.. Mommy Mothra
Mothra in all her glory floating above a city. My brain couldn’t let go of this prompt.
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Alex @cooleyad.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
What my brain did reading this
An animated penguin with a goofy smile dissociating into the distance with a semitransparent overlay of a close up of its face still dissociating
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Alex @cooleyad.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
This news got me like
The pokemon Weezing, because this inevitable outcome of Majors working with the Daily Wire has me wheezing
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Alex @cooleyad.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
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Alex @cooleyad.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Mine just arrived Thursday, finally finished IBO today too. What a series
Barbatos Lupus and Wing Zero Gundam kits
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Alex @cooleyad.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Truly unprepared for this “view full thread” to strike me tonight
Screen cap of the OP and “view full thread” leading to discussion about Judaism in Peru and the ancient aliens guy, one of the more bizarre context cutoffs I’ve seen on this site
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Alex @cooleyad.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Gritty would rage quit day one
Gritty at the pride parade in Philly with the pride flag being.. an anomaly. Whatever this creature is has crossed dimensions to be with us
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Alex @cooleyad.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
An older graphic of Bart in desert camo holding the nuclear launch switch saying “I didn’t do it! Nobody saw me do it! You can’t prove anything!”  There’s a mushroom cloud over northern Iraq on a map in the top right corner
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Alex @cooleyad.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Me reading this knowing most of the animated content I’ve consumed lately is various Gundam series
SpongeBob reading from 2 halves of a book at once with an eye on each and his face looking frantic
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