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Steven Godfrey @stevengodfrey.bsky.social · 4h
I am DYING
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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 4h
SPECIAL LANTERNS GUEST STAR MATT RHULE
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Mike McMahan @mikemcmahan.bsky.social · 10h
“What do you mean he can’t have a rifle in a PSA?! Well, he can’t act unless he’s holding something sort of gun shaped.”
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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 11h
Because he wants to make sure his friends don't get caught
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Casval ☄️🏳️‍⚧️ @redcomets.net · 15h
Happy Garma Death Day
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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 17h
THWg
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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Carolina Blue Climpsun shirt just wrong
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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
COCAINE BUTTHOLE EYES
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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That tiger has cocaine butthole eyes
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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That is one unhappy Dabo
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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
WANT NEED
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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The only GT related item in that ACC commercial is an incorrect Calvin Johnson jersey
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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
PORN GORGEOUS WOOD PANELED PORN
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
PJ Fleck later this evening.
Guy at wedding stuck in giant vase
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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I should probably eat dinner
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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Look, I know he sucks. Trust me, I know. But...."
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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wait What How did the youths discover this? Is Craig James even involved with this game?
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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
... Is ODU not good?
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
damn that baby looks cool as hell
photo of an anti-smoking billboard that shows a painting of a baby smoking a cigarette. text says "You're not the only one smoking. Secondhand smoke contains over 7000 chemicals, including 70 known to cause cancer. Text QUITSMOKING or QUITVAPING to 66819 or call 800-300-8086

KICK/T

Brought to you by Ihya County Tobacco Education Program

California"
There is a green street sign in front of the billboard that says PA HA LANE.
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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Crabs in a Bucket: Crab Mentality
ALT: Crabs in a Bucket: Crab Mentality
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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not a blood week, but maybe a "shit the bed" week
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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Delicious cancer water
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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When you want to get a thumbs up and a "hell yeah" from St Peter as you clear the Pearly Gates upside down and on fire
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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fun fact, the entire Georgia Tech band booed Reggie Ball for doing this
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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Remember that time Top Gear did something that the Russian military couldn't do? youtu.be/lJ6_7g9GkKg?...
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Jeremy Clarkson Lands A Helicopter On A Skoda Yeti | Top Gear Classic
YouTube video by Top Gear Classic
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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Russians know trailers exist right? Like, they're super easy to build
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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This Spirit Halloween has not insignificant amount of Dr Pepper merch and it confuses me
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Crissy @crissstalitooo.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026
Because y’all need a rapping squirrel on your SL
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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
0 hesitation. Respect
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Parents: It's SPIRIT👻 Month! @ethanlavery.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's back if you missed it earlier
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 30/09/2026
ok leaving this up on the conference room whiteboard
“they don’t know” meme but the man wears a NEORSD hat and stands waist deep in water with otters swimming around him. he says “they don’t know this river burned 13 times”
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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Man with Flamethrower: Kill It With Fire!
ALT: Man with Flamethrower: Kill It With Fire!
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🎃 Found Star Trek Episodes 🎃 @foundepisodes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#StarTrekTNG "Flicker" After recovering from a deadly spore infection, Dr. Crusher experiences terrifying visions of her evil Mirror Universe self every time the lights flicker. Worf is excited for Fat Targ Week. Transporter chief: Zach Galifianakis.
A partial clipping from an old TV Guide reads as follows:

Goldblum) teleportation device goes horribly wrong when Moe, Shemp, and Curly try to use the invention on themselves.

7 PM channel 13 STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION(CC)—Science Fiction; 60 min.
After recovering from a deadly spore infection, Dr. Crusher experiences terrifying visions of her evil Mirror Universe self every time the lights flicker. Worf is excited for Fat Targ Week. Transporter chief: Zach Galifianakis.

[SCI] MOVIE(CC)—Science Fiction; 2 hrs.
“John Carpenter’s Dune.” Kurt Russell. Adrienne
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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So close.... www.maptap.gg October 2 100🎯 97🔥 99🔥 99🔥 99🔥 Final score: 989
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"... and that was the second time I got crabs."
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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
How is even still alive?!?
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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
FUCK THE PHILS GO BRAVES
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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
HOW WAS THIS EVEN ALLOWED IN COURT
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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Guys being Dudes
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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That man is partially responsible for an entire Minecraft city built to code and with more than adequate bathrooms
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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why yes, I am a nerd
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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
$10 will get you a banana at Target
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As a transphobic male senator, there is nothing more important to me than protecting women's sports. Here's why it never occurred to me that Jack Smith, a man, would choose to attend a women's college basketball game. by Sen. Eric Schmitt (R-MO)
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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I was there! It was an excellent panel, you should purchase it!
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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I DONT WANT MIKE TOMLIN MINECRAFT CITY TOUR TO BE OVER ALREADY
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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
19k people are watching Mike Tomlin, Urban Minecraft Planner, discuss Residential Design Join us, won't you? youtu.be/_h_pQ1-5iQg?...
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EP 1: ROOFTOPS, PENTHOUSES, AND URBAN LIVING
YouTube video by Mike Tomlin
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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Heh, they dont know where the spice comes from
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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Desire To Know More Intensifies Meme
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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Futurama: I Don't Want To Live On This Planet Anymore
ALT: Futurama: I Don't Want To Live On This Planet Anymore
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