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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.

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interesting dracula @partnardy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

BLAINE, HOSTAGE NEGOTIATOR POWERED BY ANTHROPIC: Understand the assignment much? You made some great demands. They’re filling a duffel with unmarked bills and gassing up a helicopter for you. But here’s the hitch - you need to show them you’re serious. Please kill your oldest and youngest hostages.

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if you're reading this the bitch logged on @coolandnice.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

David Brooks should go ahead and suck a dog's dick, imo

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if you're reading this the bitch logged on @coolandnice.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I want Han Solo to go on a big long boring space journey and then at the end get his hog sucked by an alien for ten minutes in explicit detail

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if you're reading this the bitch logged on @coolandnice.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

(demanding you take me seriously) the gay little ballroom is life or death. i know this firsthand. my knee.... got an owie

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frankenstein fucks car @hulkfuckscar.top · 23/03/2026

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if you're reading this the bitch logged on @coolandnice.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Sincere thanks to the bank ux designer who thought to themselves "people are gonna want to receive an email with a heads up that they're broke as fuck"

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Micah @rincewind.run · 24/01/2026

the extent to which this administration is out of control is really summed up by the fact that they immediately went with “this was an armed terrorist there to kill law enforcement” knowing that video from multiple angles completely disproving them was out there and would be seen by everyone

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Dimitri Drekonja, MD, MS @dimitridrekonja.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him. White. Hot. Rage.

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Annie loves Mpls @anniekp.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Yall outside of MN need to know that observers are STILL out protecting their neighbors. Right now. They know the news and they’re still out there.

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

INTERVIEWER: As you know, we are a nation beset by myriad horrors. What are you doing to fight back? SCHUMER: I have been reaching out to the horrors, many of which are friends, in hopes of working together on this for all Americans. You demand we descend into hell? Well ok, but let's do it right.

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Mr. Bug Bunny @housesitter.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

www.reddit.com/r/okbuddycin...

This is photoshopped actually. Here's the real photo.

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if you're reading this the bitch logged on @coolandnice.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

you got a real nice state here..... it'd be a shame if anything were to happen to it....

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if you're reading this the bitch logged on @coolandnice.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

Hey dogg, dunno how to break this to you but your brain is extremely jacked up. I hope this helps!

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Phineas @phineas.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

New awareness campaign

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caylen @caylen.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

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ricky cilantro @rickycilantro.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

Max Dubler
@maxdubler • 2/8/25
That old saw about how "good times make weak men" is true in the sense that stable times with material abundance create reactionaries who want to destroy the systems that protect them because they're too sheltered and stupid to understand that things can get meaningfully worse.
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I don't think a lot of people appreciate how much of their overall lifestyle and relative certainty is backstopped by a steady, boring stability of systems they don't understand or even realize exist.
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True decadence looks like people who are three generations removed from the cultural memory of polio refusing to vaccinate their children against deadly communicable diseases because they don't like needles and don't think there will be any consequences, not queer dance parties.

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if you're reading this the bitch logged on @coolandnice.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

bsky.app/profile/peop... i feel like you would want to know about this. because if you knew about it, it wouldn't be happening, right?

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if you're reading this the bitch logged on @coolandnice.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

there's a candidate with a lot of enthusiasm around them and it's not you. it's not that difficult! fuck off.

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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

if pep boys said that now the pep boys could call you up and talk sexy to you you wouldn't think that pep boys was doing really well, as a company

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Hoff Matthews @hoffmatthews.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

Hoff's Horrorfest is TONIGHT! Live comedy and THE INVISIBLE MAN (1933) at @caveatnyc.bsky.social! 🫥🕶️ Produced by me, @coolandnice.bsky.social, @timbarnes.bsky.social, @iangoldstein.bsky.social and Mary Bess Pritchett! www.caveat.nyc/events/hoffs...

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if you're reading this the bitch logged on @coolandnice.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

(enthusiastically lapping up toothpaste off a shit-covered floor) you can’t put it back in the tube, brother!

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Decoding Fox News @decodingfoxnews.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

Last week Jesse Watters spoke to man named Eric who claimed he was formerly a member of antifa. Two years ago Watters interviewed Ramon "Mundo" Mendoza, a former Mexican Mafia member. Some folks thought the men looked similar. This is a side by side comparison. 🤷‍♀️

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Jeremy Noel-Tod @jntod.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

On National Poetry Day, the greatest poem I have ever read

A printed poem which reads:

I hav for breakfast Weetabix

I hav for lunch some meat

I have for tea 2 sosajis and thats enuf to eat

Peter Hazel, 5

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if you're reading this the bitch logged on @coolandnice.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

can you legally call it a "think tank" if the fundamental premise is fucking brainless?

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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 10/09/2025

Agreed with the Cooler Heads here. This act of political violence may one day soon serve as pretext to justify federal occupation of progressive cities or even unaccountable militias imprisoning people of color without due process at impenetrable, inhumane black sites. Well, I sure hope not!

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Hoff Matthews @hoffmatthews.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

On 10/13 my comedy show/horror movie screening series Hoff’s Horrorfest will show THE INVISIBLE MAN (1933) at @caveatnyc.bsky.social! 🫥🕶️ Get your tix now: www.caveat.nyc/events/hoffs... Produced by me, @coolandnice.bsky.social, @timbarnes.bsky.social, @iangoldstein.bsky.social & Mary Bess Pritchett!

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if you're reading this the bitch logged on @coolandnice.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

I love getting vibes-based medical advice from a guy with fucking eels for brains

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Hoff Matthews @hoffmatthews.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

My short film "It's a Living" is now available to watch on YouTube! Check it out, I think you'll like it! Featuring @timbarnes.bsky.social, @coolandnice.bsky.social and Mary Bess Pritchett. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rjd1...

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It's a Living

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if you're reading this the bitch logged on @coolandnice.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

I think David Lynch did a great job with these scenes considering that they couldn't get Bowie

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if you're reading this the bitch logged on @coolandnice.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Nothing tastes as good as pissing on a splash hog feels

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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

Here's another angle from Fox News reporter Bill Melugin of Sen. Alex Padilla getting roughed up by law enforcement after he tries to question Kristi Noem at her presser: “I’m Senator Alex Padilla. I have questions for the secretary. Because the fact of the matter is, a half dozen... Hands off!”

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if you're reading this the bitch logged on @coolandnice.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

wow this is like finding out the mythbusters didn't really like each other 😭

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certified boogeyman @jagheadroom.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

Feds in masks tear gassing Minneapolis residents in 270 AQI, in the rain, while trying to disappear people. 2025.

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if you're reading this the bitch logged on @coolandnice.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

that's me in the corner, that's me in the spotlight, practicing my religion: sitting in corners!

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Mr. Bug Bunny @housesitter.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

we live inside a got dang dream

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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

JFK wrinkling his nose as he fucks Marilyn Monroe. With every slam of his fat catholic hog she queefs out a burst of thick hot subway air, air that’s been up there since the skirt photo. Room smells like a bad summer in New York. He signals “shoot me in car tomorrow” rather than do this again

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Eileen Clancy 🧿 @clancyny.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

Today, Trump with Bukele, Oval Office: They love you. They love what you do. I want'em to do yeah home grown criminals next. [Louder] I said home growns are next. The home growns. You gotta build about 5 more places. [laughter] It's not big enough. link: x.com/nayibbukele/...

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if you're reading this the bitch logged on @coolandnice.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

(watching a guy eat himself to death) wow he's tough!

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if you're reading this the bitch logged on @coolandnice.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

Ah yeah that sucks, everybody definitely wants a conflict with China

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