Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 5hplay enough YouTube in the background and it really starts to hit home: celebrities are very concerned about the gut health of our pets 050
Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 23hJUDGE TRAVIS is nominated at the Signal Awards for Best Writing & Scripted Fiction. uh, vote for it? www.judgetravis.com/signal-awards 032
Reposted by Tim BarnesPhil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026A judge has ordered the release of Douglas Stewart Carter, a 71-year-old Black man who has spent decades on death row for a 1985 killing he did not commit. He spent 41 years in prison. 441255443
Reposted by Tim BarnesCheapfake News Collective @cheapfakenews.bsky.social · 29/09/2026it’s a simple question, really… 011
Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026a new rectangle coming soon to that larger rectangle in your living room. you’ll find it by clicking on one of the blue, black, or purple squares. sometimes yellow 230
Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026not a good sign that the tech industry shares the same slogan as the Borg from 'Star Trek' 051
Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Studio Executives: “call us when you have a life-size, functional scale replica of your story world.” 030
Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026‘Your Mother Your Mother Your Mother’ is one of the best movies i’ve seen in a long while. worth going out to experience with a crowd 040
Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026see, when i was coming up, all you had to do was turn the TV “on,” and you appreciated shows because you had to “catch” them 160
Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026what if, suddenly, Lorne Michaels started dressing like Mark Zuckerberg, and no one ever mentioned it 000
Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Jersey Sure: a reality show about New Yorkers giving up on the dream 130
Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026hey, maybe the U.N. should have a specific assembly 020
Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026are… are you doctoring your pet pics to make them thicc? 050
Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026attachment to historic media logos are at an all time low now. cut the crap and start the damn movie 030
Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026“yes, it’s called gooning, Mr. President. all the cool leaders are doing it.” 020
Reposted by Tim BarnesThe Associated Press @apnews.com · 23/09/2026Scamming is now one of the largest and most lucrative crimes in the world, fueled by huge advances in AI and cryptocurrency. In a project by The Associated Press and FRONTLINE explain the world of scams, what can be done about them and how to protect yourself.bit.lyWorld of Scams 813775
Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026when the truth is found to be pies and all the joy within you: fries 000
Reposted by Tim BarnesSaint D'Khari @saintdkhari.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026A monthly subscription just to read "make more money" 0811
Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026America is one big paywalled article about surviving poverty 16521
Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026we can get Donald Trump to say the words “Darth Plagueis,” i know this to be true 260
Reposted by Tim BarnesArif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026And peptides. Dudes in the gym swearing by unregulated, untested shots THEY GIVE THEMSELVES, while terrified of vaccines. 310739
Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026we need to talk more about the afraid of vaccines yet stoked for weight loss injections crowd 419838
Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026“Oops! Jimmy Fallon & Democracy Now Swapped Booking Requests!” is a weird name for a cereal 020
Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026yes, it’s true. aliens have turned Earth into a meme factory. it is their food. they’re from planet GIF. if you pronounce it wrong, they kill y— 030
Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026“This is your last chance, Rick James. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue powder…” 000
Reposted by Tim BarnesHoff Matthews @hoffmatthews.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Hoff’s Horrorfest returns 10/19 with Francis Ford Coppola’s Dementia 13! Live comedy and a horror movie, presented by BrickFlix at the Brick theater in Brooklyn and featuring guest performer Alyse Dreamhouse! Come through! 🎃 Tickets: ci.ovationtix.com/122/producti... 262
Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026ah, i see. freebasing is more than just baseball for anarchists 010
Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026oh, me? just refusing to believe that Threads is Facebook and that Rupert Murdoch owns Tubi 011
Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026swipe right if you find an entire page of a novel kinda cute 041
Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026have we considered giving the police mechanical “doctor octopus” arms? 040
Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026the natural evolution of “is it cake?” is “is it democracy?” 042
Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Elon Musk and Nick Cannon co-hosting a call-in show on Father's Day. “Son Number 24, you’re on the line…” 030
Reposted by Tim BarnesLauri Donahue @lauridonahue.bsky.social · 19/09/2026www.nytimes.com/2026/09/18/o... 052
Reposted by Tim BarnesJoshua Foust 🪖🎮 @joshuafoust.com · 19/09/2026It should be illegal to buy a company with debt and then sell it off to a foreign owner, but that fight was lost long ago. Anyway, now the Saudis own a truly distressing portion of American entertainment, from Hollywood to Video Games to Sports. This is not neutral behavior. Anyway.arstechnica.comFCC lets Paramount sell 49.5% equity stake to Saudi Arabia, UAE, and QatarFCC rejects concerns about repressive governments buying influence over CBS owner. 1250382309
Reposted by Tim BarnesPhil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 19/09/2026A massive group of demonstrators is currently forming a human chain around the Kennedy Center following Trump’s threats against it 15846271321
Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026the universal fear of public speaking is slowly being replaced by the fear of walking down Jennifer Hudson’s hallway 021
Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026in a world where everyone reads AI summaries, we’re learning firsthand how that teacher knew you used CliffsNotes for that paper 120
Reposted by Tim BarnesSen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 17/09/2026when you realize they already tore down the kennedy center 1615
Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026buying a Netflix subscription to watch “Bill Maher: The Kennedy Center Mark Twain Prize for American Humor” and cry because it’s so sad 171
Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026yes, yes, i understand that social media is like sending a thousand selfies to the CIA’s group chat but what am I supposed to do? print and mail them? 130