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Tim Barnes

@timbarnes.bsky.social
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writer/producer: Comedy Central, The Tonight Show, Nickelodeon. LATEST PROJECT → www.judgetravis.com

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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 5h
play enough YouTube in the background and it really starts to hit home: celebrities are very concerned about the gut health of our pets
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 23h
JUDGE TRAVIS is nominated at the Signal Awards for Best Writing & Scripted Fiction. uh, vote for it? www.judgetravis.com/signal-awards
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A judge has ordered the release of Douglas Stewart Carter, a 71-year-old Black man who has spent decades on death row for a 1985 killing he did not commit. He spent 41 years in prison.
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Cheapfake News Collective @cheapfakenews.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it’s a simple question, really…
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a new rectangle coming soon to that larger rectangle in your living room. you’ll find it by clicking on one of the blue, black, or purple squares. sometimes yellow
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
not a good sign that the tech industry shares the same slogan as the Borg from 'Star Trek'
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Studio Executives: “call us when you have a life-size, functional scale replica of your story world.”
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Coyote vs Zuckerberg
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
‘Your Mother Your Mother Your Mother’ is one of the best movies i’ve seen in a long while. worth going out to experience with a crowd
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
an AI video of Church and State rapping together
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i have “excuse me, do you work here?” bod
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
KFC in talks to acquire the New York Times
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
see, when i was coming up, all you had to do was turn the TV “on,” and you appreciated shows because you had to “catch” them
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
what are the Klumps up to?..
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ted Lasso in Space: No One Can Hear You Smile
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
what if, suddenly, Lorne Michaels started dressing like Mark Zuckerberg, and no one ever mentioned it
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jersey Sure: a reality show about New Yorkers giving up on the dream
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
is there a comedy scene or just vignettes?
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
hey, maybe the U.N. should have a specific assembly
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Earth’s last dab
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
are… are you doctoring your pet pics to make them thicc?
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
attachment to historic media logos are at an all time low now. cut the crap and start the damn movie
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“yes, it’s called gooning, Mr. President. all the cool leaders are doing it.”
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 23/09/2026
Scamming is now one of the largest and most lucrative crimes in the world, fueled by huge advances in AI and cryptocurrency. In a project by The Associated Press and FRONTLINE explain the world of scams, what can be done about them and how to protect yourself.
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World of Scams
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
when the truth is found to be pies and all the joy within you: fries
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Saint D'Khari @saintdkhari.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
A monthly subscription just to read "make more money"
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
America is one big paywalled article about surviving poverty
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
we can get Donald Trump to say the words “Darth Plagueis,” i know this to be true
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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
And peptides. Dudes in the gym swearing by unregulated, untested shots THEY GIVE THEMSELVES, while terrified of vaccines.
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
we need to talk more about the afraid of vaccines yet stoked for weight loss injections crowd
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“Oops! Jimmy Fallon & Democracy Now Swapped Booking Requests!” is a weird name for a cereal
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
yes, it’s true. aliens have turned Earth into a meme factory. it is their food. they’re from planet GIF. if you pronounce it wrong, they kill y—
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“This is your last chance, Rick James. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue powder…”
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Hoff Matthews @hoffmatthews.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hoff’s Horrorfest returns 10/19 with Francis Ford Coppola’s Dementia 13! Live comedy and a horror movie, presented by BrickFlix at the Brick theater in Brooklyn and featuring guest performer Alyse Dreamhouse! Come through! 🎃 Tickets: ci.ovationtix.com/122/producti...
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
ah, i see. freebasing is more than just baseball for anarchists
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
oh, me? just refusing to believe that Threads is Facebook and that Rupert Murdoch owns Tubi
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
swipe right if you find an entire page of a novel kinda cute
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
have we considered giving the police mechanical “doctor octopus” arms?
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the natural evolution of “is it cake?” is “is it democracy?”
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Elon Musk and Nick Cannon co-hosting a call-in show on Father's Day. “Son Number 24, you’re on the line…”
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Lauri Donahue @lauridonahue.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
www.nytimes.com/2026/09/18/o...
The overriding idea behind A.I. policy must be that the companies building the technology cannot be left to police themselves. The government regulates every other industry that makes powerful products that bring large benefits and risks. The small circle of people who stand to profit the most from it cannot be allowed to make the rules.
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Saudi Arabia presents: Top Gun
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Joshua Foust 🪖🎮 @joshuafoust.com · 19/09/2026
It should be illegal to buy a company with debt and then sell it off to a foreign owner, but that fight was lost long ago. Anyway, now the Saudis own a truly distressing portion of American entertainment, from Hollywood to Video Games to Sports. This is not neutral behavior. Anyway.
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FCC lets Paramount sell 49.5% equity stake to Saudi Arabia, UAE, and Qatar
FCC rejects concerns about repressive governments buying influence over CBS owner.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A massive group of demonstrators is currently forming a human chain around the Kennedy Center following Trump’s threats against it
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
dude, have you tried Social Media yet?
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the universal fear of public speaking is slowly being replaced by the fear of walking down Jennifer Hudson’s hallway
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
in a world where everyone reads AI summaries, we’re learning firsthand how that teacher knew you used CliffsNotes for that paper
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
when you realize they already tore down the kennedy center
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
buying a Netflix subscription to watch “Bill Maher: The Kennedy Center Mark Twain Prize for American Humor” and cry because it’s so sad
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
yes, yes, i understand that social media is like sending a thousand selfies to the CIA’s group chat but what am I supposed to do? print and mail them?
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