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Hoff Matthews @hoffmatthews.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Hoff’s Horrorfest returns 10/19 with Francis Ford Coppola’s Dementia 13! Live comedy and a horror movie, presented by BrickFlix at the Brick theater in Brooklyn and featuring guest performer Alyse Dreamhouse! Come through! 🎃 Tickets: ci.ovationtix.com/122/producti...

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Ian Goldstein @iangoldstein.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

A: Money? that's your motivation? It should be about the passion. Just get better. B: I pay $1500 a month in health insurance premiums.

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Ian Goldstein @iangoldstein.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

This is being worked on by my doctor, but just a reminder of hoops and denials one has to deal with in this healthcare system. I'm on two immunosuppressants. My doctor says I need two. My body says I need two. My insurance says I need one.

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Ian Goldstein @iangoldstein.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Oh wow. He's famous now. Me and him used to do mics together (we did one open mic in 2017 and he had no idea I was there)

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Ian Goldstein @iangoldstein.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

1. Add candles to all of your food 2. Light candles while eating 3. Order more candles as you eat 4. Blow out candles 5. Mumble the word candle to yourself loudly

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I also believe I’m on the flight in which every single Fringe performer from NYC is headed to Scotland. Imagining the chaos that would result from people busting out their one-man-shows at 30,000 feet

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Ian Goldstein @iangoldstein.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

It's fun having IBD and being unemployed at home and all of your doctors are on vacation at the same time.

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Ian Goldstein @iangoldstein.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Me: urgent care rushed me out Urgent care: we have a lot of patients to see Me: hire more doctors?

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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

we need to be rapidly & massively increasing public health funding. yet we have one party that is explicitly anti-public health, while the other thinks preventing funding cuts each year is good enough (which they still fail to do half the time). the pandemicene is here. something’s gotta change

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Ian Goldstein @iangoldstein.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Make sure to block the door of your doctor's office so the doctor has a hard time getting in and when they act pretentious later just remind them of how they couldn't enter the room normally.

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Lynn Bixenspan @lynnbixenspan.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

This Sunday the 26th at 5pm at QED in Astoria! Come see my show Relationshit - stories about all kinds of relationships, plus onstage therapy with therapists! Featuring: @luxalptraum.com @iangoldstein.bsky.social @sharonspell.bsky.social Come be a voyeur! qedastoria.com/products/rel...

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Relationsh*t!

Hosted by Lynn Bixenspan and Morgan Pielli, Relationshit features a mix of stories about all kinds of relationships and good old-fashioned new-fangled advice from REAL-LIFE THERAPISTS ONSTAGE. Be a v...

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Ian Goldstein @iangoldstein.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

The ONLY reason the Spain won this year was because they listened to Vaughn Meader albums before the game.

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Ian Goldstein @iangoldstein.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Healthcare in America: You give us $1300 a month ($15k a year) PLUS $10k ($25k+ a YEAR) for us to cover you.

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Imagine if a woman president spent most her time raving and crying about an election she lost 6 years ago. Emotional. Unstable. Hysterical. Unfit to lead.

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Ian Goldstein @iangoldstein.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

this credit card customer support person hates me

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Matt Tobey @mtobey.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

I’m finally going to listen to my doctor and eat more vegetables and get more fresh air

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Ian Goldstein @iangoldstein.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Me: This may be a stupid question but... Doctor: The only stupid question is the one you didn't ask Me: Can I give myself the colonoscopy this time? Doctor: That's a stupid question

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Ian Goldstein @iangoldstein.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Willy Wonka and the Ergonomically Perfect House

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Ian Goldstein @iangoldstein.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Currently at urgent care consulting Claude for my medical questions because the doctor answered two questions and rushed out.

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Ian Goldstein @iangoldstein.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Currently at urgent care consulting Claude for my medical questions because the doctor answered two questions and rushed out.

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Ian Goldstein @iangoldstein.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

My dad: I got news for you, life isn’t fair. Also my dad: When are you having kids?

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Ian Goldstein @iangoldstein.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I'm on a mission to connect to the wifi in every cafe in the world so that my tombstone can say "he connected to the wifi in every cafe in the world"

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Ian Goldstein @iangoldstein.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

New medical comic from Mads Horwath and Shlomit Liberty substack.com/home/post/p-...

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Ian Goldstein @iangoldstein.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

I did a reading of my new kid's book called "Is a Tablespoon of Chia Seeds Safe to Eat?" The Kids LOVED it.

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Cheapfake News Collective @cheapfakenews.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

CHEAPFAKE NEWS COLLECTIVE. FOLLOW NOW. NEW VIDEOS START JUNE 29TH. Featuring @hoffmatthews.bsky.social, @passiveabrasive.bsky.social, @timbarnes.bsky.social, Lizzie Martinez and Laura Merli

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Lola Germs @lolagerms.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Did you know that a scientist couple in the 1940s laid the foundations of modern airborne science, but their work was suppressed for 60 years in ways that enabled the ongoing tragedy of the COVID pandemic? Let a puppet explain!

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zebrah.bsky.social @zebrah.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

June 24, 2026. The day Trump cancelled a historic housing bill signing to demand a voter suppression provision. No spin. No nuance. That’s exactly what happened. Print it. Frame it. Remember it at the midterms. #TrumpsHousingCrisis

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Ian Goldstein @iangoldstein.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

@bestshow4life.bsky.social can Tom Scharpling please write the script for the next Spider-Man with the Rizzler and AJ and Big Justice as the RINO?

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Ian Goldstein @iangoldstein.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

I'm happy New Yorkers Pokemon went to the polls

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Ian Goldstein @iangoldstein.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

USPS in Manhattan. One counter open on a weekday morning

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Ian Goldstein @iangoldstein.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

How many times does the Bible mention "The bends" . Like zero times.

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Ian Goldstein @iangoldstein.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

I hate talking to people who prefer flexible metal wire rope to traditional hemp ropes, it's exhausting and humiliating.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

would you rather be able to travel anywhere in the world you want or be locked inside a dumpster in scottsdale, arizona that you are forbidden to leave

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Sam Corbin @samcorbin.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

this headline reads like it was lifted straight out of a tim robinson sketch

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Ian Goldstein @iangoldstein.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

can medications cost less please? This is a U.S. thing, not an R&D thing. Countries in the EU regulate the price of prescription drugs by dealing directly with pharmaceutical companies.

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Ian Goldstein @iangoldstein.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

this was a glimpse into something

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Ian Goldstein @iangoldstein.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Hey! I invented a new sport called Blood Pressure Ball where 12 people sit in a circle and whoever gets their systolic pressure (the top number) to 250 first wins.

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

cities are great BECAUSE of all the crazy people. in a suburb the crazies are all so isolated, they get to writing manifestos and shit. joining evil discord servers. in a city there’s so much crazy and everyone’s so busy that we’ve all kind of agreed to ignore it

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goodbetash.bsky.social @goodbetash.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Mamdani/Brunson 2028 Who says no

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Ian Goldstein @iangoldstein.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

God: Did you burn the roof of your mouth eating a homemade vegan bacon, scrambled eggs, and cheddar cheese from Modern Bread & Bagel on June 10th, 2026 on the upper east side? Me: Yes. God: Yeah, you’re not getting into Heaven.

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