Reposted by @comfortably-tom.bsky.socialKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026My man looks like his father relocated his family to South Africa *because* of apartheid 731716
Reposted by @comfortably-tom.bsky.socialBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It’s time for vampires, werewolves, seahags, and all the other wonderful creatures that can be alone with you in space as you drift along the unfathomable cosmos. So Monster Mash your way to the Space Hotel, which is opening in only two months!!!!!!! 2345367
Reposted by @comfortably-tom.bsky.social🦖 Tim Curry's Rainbow Six @inkdino.bsky.social · 01/10/2026 1517147
Reposted by @comfortably-tom.bsky.socialBlair Braverman @blairbraverman.bsky.social · 21/07/2026New episode of What to Carry, What to Burn is out today! It tells the story of José Salvador Alvarenga, a shark fisherman who drifted across the sea for over a year in a small open boat after his motor broke. This story, and José’s resilience, absolutely blew my mind. 1017929
Reposted by @comfortably-tom.bsky.socialCardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 10/09/2026September’s animated token of the month is dinosaur! Get 2 copies by signing up at the token tier at Patreon.com/CardboardCrack No extra charge for international shipping! 0162
Reposted by @comfortably-tom.bsky.socialHex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 27/156 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026 8778865218
Reposted by @comfortably-tom.bsky.socialJonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If your boss asked you what you’d been up to all year, and you sent them a graphic about how you’ve made more than 100 phone calls, you’d get fired, right? 12698
Reposted by @comfortably-tom.bsky.socialCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons 252248815816
Reposted by @comfortably-tom.bsky.socialNichole Hiltz 🧡 @nicholehiltz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The Democrats defend the Kennedy Center but not trans people. A building. 742142370
Reposted by @comfortably-tom.bsky.socialTim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026talent is a lie 88175336236
Reposted by @comfortably-tom.bsky.socialNick @porkchopsndwchs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Weird Al never misses, so we’re in big trouble. 01423
Reposted by @comfortably-tom.bsky.socialBen @burriscommaben.bsky.social · 24/09/2026pictured: Kat, understanding 1144513
Reposted by @comfortably-tom.bsky.socialmichael Swaim 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I don't know man, it's been there for 40 years and only seems to be intensifying of late but if you say so 1704
Reposted by @comfortably-tom.bsky.socialmichael Swaim 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Now that the word “flock” is forever sullied, may I suggest we update it to “birds of a feather fuck each other?” It would legitimize a lot of lore I already have developed. 1342
Reposted by @comfortably-tom.bsky.socialActing the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices 814244719
Reposted by @comfortably-tom.bsky.socialMayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026My three friends, God the Father, God the Son, and God the Holy Spirit, are just out of frame. 053336
Reposted by @comfortably-tom.bsky.socialBugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 20/09/2026addressing a room of male vegans: lentilmen, 8634105
Reposted by @comfortably-tom.bsky.socialSmooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 26/05/2026gambling ads 5683462106
Reposted by @comfortably-tom.bsky.socialBugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 17/09/2026if you say the phrase "transgender ideology" i don't think you should be allowed in polite society. maybe a box? a small box. so you can think about what you've said and done. 1639153
Reposted by @comfortably-tom.bsky.socialPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Literacy crisis: everyone is mad at Ed Sheeran, but if you actually read his statement he specifically said he’s not complicit 816244487
Reposted by @comfortably-tom.bsky.socialshaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 17/09/2026the dual purpose of "our AI is getting too powerful!" is firstly to generate hype & secondly to provide a reason to scale it down that isn't uh oh, this nonsense is very expensive and we can't figure out a way to make a profit with it 282158399
Reposted by @comfortably-tom.bsky.socialThe Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Still can't believe Ed Sheeran tried to pull the "there's kids at my show" to the dude who's message was "stop killing kids" 633273555
Reposted by @comfortably-tom.bsky.socialDavid Cooper @davidbcooper.bsky.social · 17/09/2026A lot of Stephen King characters have Maine character syndrome. 410927
Reposted by @comfortably-tom.bsky.socialIron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Ed Sheeran would one hundred percent hide a zombie bite. 23663555
Reposted by @comfortably-tom.bsky.socialJoe Murphy @joemurph.com · 13/09/2026In the print edition it's right next to this sublime prediction: 1245519
Reposted by @comfortably-tom.bsky.socialBill Moakler @bmoakny.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Are we sure it’s not a production of You’re a Good Man, Charlie Manson? 041
Reposted by @comfortably-tom.bsky.socialAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 11/09/2026attacking trans people hurts dem politicians and that take is missing from this whole news cycle. dems attacking trans people makes it more likely you will lose, defending trans people makes it more likely they win I want democrats to win so they need to defend trans people 543331684
Reposted by @comfortably-tom.bsky.socialBugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 11/09/2026i need people to start responding to questions about trans women in sports with "what the hell is wrong with you?? why do you care about this all of a sudden? why do you want to impose insane, invasive rules just to stop some 8th grader from hanging out with her friends after school" at the minimum 71037253
Reposted by @comfortably-tom.bsky.socialBrooke from Let’s Not Date @letsnotdate.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Figured I’d give this a shot 1025723
Reposted by @comfortably-tom.bsky.socialMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026It's kind of crazy that the right wanted to turn Charlie Kirk into their Reichstag Fire, but instead they accidentally turned him into their Harambe 6455451007
Reposted by @comfortably-tom.bsky.socialInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 08/09/2026You asked, we answered: Now in more colorways! 231811569
Reposted by @comfortably-tom.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 08/09/2026CDC Successfully Eradicates Children theonion.com/cdc-successfully-eradi… 352321377
Reposted by @comfortably-tom.bsky.socialScreamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 08/09/2026theonion.comGOP Maintains Solid Hold On Youth That Already Look Like Old MenThe Republican Party may have an insurmountable lead among young voters who dress and act like they’re already 50 years old. 11542
Reposted by @comfortably-tom.bsky.socialFibi @ltcupcake.bsky.social · 08/09/2026My one vendor hall purchase was this @effinbirds.com sketch 024823
Reposted by @comfortably-tom.bsky.socialMatt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC @mattnegrin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026if you're the abc news editor who wrote that the nyc mayor attending the 9/11 ceremony is attracting "growing criticism" solely because he's a muslim then you are the criticism you're writing about 8670431060
Reposted by @comfortably-tom.bsky.socialClare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 08/09/2026being the president seems so easy -wake up -post lie about US-CAD currency exchange rates -pee -post AI video of you beating up the Prime Minister of Canada with a hockey stick -cancel a random Canadian product (airplanes today) -fondly remember all your good times on Epstein Island -back to bed 2238775
Reposted by @comfortably-tom.bsky.socialMondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Rook, of basketball team Alvark Tokyo, is one of the more lethargic sports mascots. 327841
Reposted by @comfortably-tom.bsky.sociali'm mrchan / immrchan @mrchan.org · 21/08/2026Excuse me have you seen his athleticism in the art of crawling like a baby 1122
Reposted by @comfortably-tom.bsky.socialPatton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this. 15233969816105
Reposted by @comfortably-tom.bsky.socialFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 04/09/2026one thing that's extremely important when you go to costco is to stop 4 feet from the entrance and get organized while several would be shoppers wait behind you. not a lot of people know this. 1843454
Reposted by @comfortably-tom.bsky.socialPetrarca @petrarca.bsky.social · 04/09/2026But He was really stingy with the aioli 41353
Reposted by @comfortably-tom.bsky.socialJohn Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 04/09/2026 2373740811
Reposted by @comfortably-tom.bsky.socialAlissa Wilkinson @alissawilkinson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Jesus Christ, famously stingy about giving fish to people 1234888851
Reposted by @comfortably-tom.bsky.socialJohn Walton @thatjohn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026this second session being impossible to schedule is the most D&D thing you could possibly imagine 3483352485
Reposted by @comfortably-tom.bsky.socialPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 06/08/2024The kids call it pumpkin spice. You snort a line, next thing you know you wake up in the middle of the forest with the most handsome goat you've ever met serving you a delicious breakfast. 612225
Reposted by @comfortably-tom.bsky.socialAmanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Babe, do you want to kiss in front of the Leia Choking Jabba The Hutt statue at the Lucas Museum of Narrative Art 😳👉👈 443038544
